The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[MOMOFMNM]

KATY:


There is not limit in this house as to the "putting out" issue....

I am in servere sex debt to my dh after the tummy bill and POLY bill all in one summer...

he is thinking of purchasing (or rather finding the old pair) of handcuffs to chain me to the bed so he gets all his $$$ back...in full...melons and all...



the things I do for LOVE....

(of the poly and flat tummies!!)



RED HAIR LILLY!!! I LOVE RED HAIR!!!!!

mark don't lie to my friend Pongo jen!!! while you were gone he was trying to sweet talk me and my melons...

but I think I am sticking with Master Gracie...but he may need to rethink the "cheaper place" issue....

thats what melons are for my friends... PERSUASION...

 

[paslea_pooh]

okay so I almost married an Irish guy...like off the boat Irish guy...and he never got Jimmy Buffet either...of course he liked songs about girls rising up their skirts with intermittant clapping... there's no accounting for taste I suppose!!!

Paslea Pooh dahlin are you English? What with swear words like bloody I'm feeling a bit suspicious...are you shocked when you see the word FANNY in print?! That's the true test!!!

Y'know Fanny over there does NOT mean bum...it refers to *ahem* down there...and it's quite a naughty thing to say...so imagine my ex's surprise not too long after he arrives in the States when he walks into a grocery store and sees a HUGE sign for "FANNY PACKS...$10" He seriously thought we had walked into a...erm...gentleman's club by mistake!!! He was absolutely mortified and I kept saying "What? Is it the word FANNY? What's wrong with Fanny? Haven't you ever heard of a FANNY pack?!" He was DYING!!! He was all red faced and kept hissing at me "Don't keep SAYING IT OUTLOUD...people can HEAR you!!" Mind you this is a very sheltered catholic school boy...I was truly confused..."So what if people can hear me say FANNY...what's wrong with the word FANNY?" oh i love it...one of the best memories of my life...is that sad?!

okay seriously...DF is going to break up with me in a minute...I must go...

farewell cyber sis...

y'know I seem very witty when I'm on the sauce...how I wish it translated to sober life!!!

OMG, I almost peed myself just now. FANNY, FANNY, FANNY!!! No I am not English at all. But I do indeed break out into an English accent every now and again. Our darling friends did an impression of an American accent tonight! I was shocked. The English making fun of the Americans. I always thought it was the Americans making fun of the English. I think that's just plain RUDE !!

Cheerio and all that. Bollocks I still have cleaning to do!!

Keep your pecker up, you are completely witty sans sauce!!

Pip pip for now!!!

Haley, Jamal and Sheri...







British terms:
Bollocks - This is a great English word with many excellent uses. Technically speaking it means testicles but is typically used to describe something that is no good
Keep your pecker up...Keep your chin up!
Pip Pip....Another word for goodbye.

 

[jw50]

Happy Mother's Day to all the Maelstrom mothers, hope you all have a wonderful day

 

[lillygator]

RED HAIR LILLY!!! I LOVE RED HAIR!!!!!


thats what melons are for my friends... PERSUASION...

I've only begun to like mine - red hair that is.


Always loved the melons....



And thanks for the shout out Mark - hope you are doing something wonderful for that wife of yours today!



Happy Mother's Day all!

 

[Loubon]

You may want to print this and scratch it off so this way you don't damage your monitor screen.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Happy Mother's Day everyone. Thanks for the Lotto ticket Lou. You're so sweet. But we all know that you are really hoping one of us wins and takes you to WDW with us with the prize money. Or that you will benefit vicariously from the cosmetic work that we will spend it on. Hmmmmmm.

Big shout outs to everyone:LouChapStickMarkJWhooPLilGrumpyandED hope you pony up well for the big day, PasleaSherLaLaHorseyPongoJenDMMLillyPolyMomJamalHaleyLLKEm'sMomandeveryoneelseImissed enjoy your day!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Happy Mothers everyone.

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Happy Mothers everyone.

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Why, thank you Ed. Those are beautiful and smell divine!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

WOW I wake up to lotto tickets and pink roses!!!

HOW NICE!!!!

THANKS GUYS!!

thats really sweet...


HAPPY MOMS DAY TO ALL MY MOM FRIENDS ON THE STROM THREAD!!



LYMI

 

[Master Gracie]

First order of business:

Happy Mother's Day!!!

The long hours you put in to care for your little ones (or not so "little" ones) is truly appreciated. Even if they don't tell you, or they don't think they believe it at the moment, they love you very much.

Second order of business:

SherSher, honey, it's not that I didn't notice you were gone. I had to busy myself with other things so as not to be overcome with the grief of your absence.

Welcome back. Hope you had a great time. Wating on the TR.

Final order of business:

Melons, now you have discovered my secret. If I were to tell you that I LOVE the Poly and have absolutely no problem shelling out the cash for a week's stay or two, then you would have no reason to resort to "persuasion" now would you?

*whispers* And pay no attention to the second order of business*

 

[kpk89]

Happy Mother's Day all!


That's for everybody. Because even if you're not a mother, you have a mother. May everyone spend some time today cherishing their fond and not-so-fond memories of their moms! Without her, you wouldn't be who you are today.

 

[HaleyB]

Thats Lou for the Lotto ticket, I never buy them for myself. Ed the roses are beautiful. Master G the thoughts were sweet (at first anyway).

Happy Mother's Day to all of you. Talk to you later

Grammy we MISS you.

You too TINK

and everyone else who has gone MIA or to WDW, we miss you too.

 

[horsegirl]

Happy Mommy's Day ladies.

I hope everyone has a great day! Lobsters and Champagne tonight baby here at the farm. Oh yes! and a ride of one of my steeds this afternoon. Not a bad way to pass the time. Just saw the most beautiful oriole and hang sang for such a long time. Sat right in our crab apple tree by our patio and whistled a merry mommy's day tune for me. AND THE KIDS SLEPT UNTIL 7!!!!!! They never do that, for those of you that know, it is usually 5-6....They also made me beautiful decorated flower pots, and other homemade treasures. Definitely the best gifts.

What are you all doing today? I hope each of you gets pampered, or does something nice for yourself.

Here is one of my favorite flowers. Enjoy.

http://www.flowerpictures.net/animated/orchid_animated.htm

JW, Ed and Lou- thank you, you sweeties!
You too Chappie
I swear the men on this thread are such good eggs!

 

[sheridac]

Here is one of my favorite flowers. Enjoy.

http://www.flowerpictures.net/animated/orchid_animated.htm/QUOTE]

OMG! That is MY favorite flower!! I can never get the darn things to bloom more than twice though.

Oh, and I'm not dissing tomorrow...... good luck with that.

LY -mean it!

 

[sheridac]

JW, Ed and Lou, MasterG thanks for the sentiments. Your gals are lucky to have you and I bet they know it.

 

[sheridac]

SherSher, honey, it's not that I didn't notice you were gone. I had to busy myself with other things so as not to be overcome with the grief of your absence.

This is a fine recovery. Very fine.

 

[LaLa]

Thanks Ed for the flowers. Thanks Lou for the ticket. Horsey, love that flower!



Just want to add my sentiments:


Happy Mother's Day!




Hope all the Moms have a very yellow day.


LY/MI

 

[horsegirl]

First order of business:

Happy Mother's Day!!!

The long hours you put in to care for your little ones (or not so "little" ones) is truly appreciated. Even if they don't tell you, or they don't think they believe it at the moment, they love you very much.

Oops! I missed this and did not give you specific props in my post. to you buddy. I am so glad you joined us. The ratio has been too low. With the caliber of chaps here, not sure we need to add a whole more gentlemen to keep us entertained and attended to.


Sher, baby- love them because they are exotic, simple and last a really really long time. I cannot get them to grow more than once either. I kill all plants. Horsey has not one green digit......

For you sista, and to all the maelstrom ladies.

Men, if you don't know what to get your gal. FLOWERS does it everytime. But not grocery store carnations, okay?! splurge and get a special bunch.


I hope people will got give a shout out to em's mom on the tr. i would like to hear more of her trip memories and she needs the maelstrom love that we all love to give...


Now I am outta here (far a while)

 

[littleladykaty]

am I allowed lottery tickets and pink roses if I am only a "Step-Mom" to be? Stinkerbelle said to me this morning that I was a mom too and I got a very big hug. Very sweet kiddos sometimes! Lately she's been on this kick of wanting to call me "mom" after her dad and I get married...we've tried to explain to her that she has ONE mom and ONE dad and tried to explain the whole concept of "step-mom"...she had this look on her face like she was smelliing something not nice...which she might have been but that is NOT the point...after all of the exhaustive explanation of "Step-mom" she says..."Ummm, no thank you...I'm just gonna call you mommy..." And that was the end of that.

we're still not sure how to deal with this one...my mom would have murdered someone had we started calling my step mom "mom"...then again that circumstance was VERY different than this one...I met Jason WAAAAY after he was divorced. As opposed to my step mom who was my best friends mom and strangely...my dad's secretary...

yay Happy Mother's day!!!

 

[Loubon]

As opposed to my step mom who was my best friends mom and strangely...my dad's secretary...

Hay Horseyarabshetlandpony girl, better get that couch ready. I think you have a live one here.....