The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[MOMOFMNM]

You guys are so hoeing again. And hoping back and forth over the fence.

grammy!! hi!!!!
you should quit jumping the fence so much just be what you feeelll!!!!

HOTTIEGRAMMY!!

and Mush happy b day~~~

Your right grammy

I suppose I should introduce myself in a proper way, instead of just throwing melons at the guy...huh???

STEVE!! HI!!!

you can call me polymelonmom or melons for short....

or just Jen is fine too but not as fun~

welcome to the MAELSTROM thread!!!

We chat at nights sometimes too....now thats REAAAAL FUN there....

 

[Frickles]

Frickles, I will put you on the list. We will mail him to you, like Jamal

Thanks polybeavertail!!!!!! I'll follow horseygirl's advice and tote him around in a cute little poptarts box! He'll smell like Zzub whenever the next person gets him!

 

[Grammyof2]

Horseypoo - This is for Carson. Figured your kids already have everything so went shopping.

Happy Birthday Carson

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

...om gosh..the best i can [or that canning related to hiney?] do ..to keep
up...is to throw [up] ..a log on the fire [1,2,3,4 logs]...sure hope i don't
burn anyone? afterall, i like each & everyone here! tryuly,i do..mean it/ so
i crossed my /hope to ..no that's not right/see how
that zzub man effectin me?....it's ..no that's just for melly girl!..
let see what iam really hoping for ... a lil more ..plus melons.
after all man [especially me]..doesn't live by bread alone!

so it wasn't missed,miss mel..i bestowed my favorite stuffin/
puffin.... p.s. our family are related to some castles you can look
up on the under piatt...[piattcastles.org.]. so there! ..make you
want to have a smidgen more respect?? [maybe not]. however, iam not
kidding..you have the princess look to a tee...too bad you already have
another T..BUT got to say..antlers look good too!

here, igo..ain;'t anyone going to stop/catch me?? dwatsyou're fair weather
friends...unless i'm dispersing my body subsrtances..no one cares!!

you guys are killinme!!!i'm so addicted reading your lil activties that i'mfallin
behind..[good thingy i got a soft one]....doing our trip report..now i read something bout a coffee shop?? i can't find it!! where is it? under some
one melons? geez,what are we [guys] going to do today??? help bambi!!
these are the girls my mother warned me bout!! by the way..ok ? which
one of you got spanked a workimn it..on another thread?? hemp, me!!!
that'ss would have motivated me all over the place!! got video?! again
io found you lil ones milkin it! for all she got?! cracked, iam!! because of
you! [all of you on this postin-ladies only]. so you guys are expanded
onto another site..i can't keep up with this one!! re yo nutsy?!
in reviewing the latest events from last night, this probable go a long
way..on why mel busted her bodice...oh,boy! betcha you it was more
like an explosion??? all i can mel/imagined are the lil details needin
investigating*

loubon guy been voluntary all over these threads,dude! just like a
typical man. ok,ladies..your reactions were not missed..you might fool some
[younger] guys , all the time ..with melons..but than there a few l"experienced
ones that sorta know better...not to fall...into trappings. not all men
are "ding"by the wonders....of sexual inhibitions. some are more into displays/
foreplay to learn a lady inner streangths...and to hold dear..very dear!
see? we'all not wrapped by single mindlessness? you are all soo cute in your
delightful ways of thinking....i'm just trying to hold on.....my diginity.

ok..horsey"riding"pony girl...hoped this is very cleared up..personality
does matter..[eps. your lil cute one]...with lots of peaches & cream. and
my favorite is the cherry on top. see wherethey got your cake and eat
it too? talkin bout why melstormer is a ....in my mind..i'm lining up!


finally melly girl and her good buddy melons "girl"....dicey?!! thongs in pink
wow..so glad i'm a guy! the poor predictmentswomen mustcopewith!
so sorry,really! dwats..that zzub pressed my key for that,really
he at fault!...anyway, bout your tachniques? go ahead, isay! i got one
eye closed! ooohhcoffee shop, haley comet..where?

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Yeah, sure you are just trying to get into Lou's yearbook. I knew you were here looking for a cybergirlfriend all along.

Lou worked fast on this one. Mush made it this morning. He'll be happy to know, but will probably dump us now.

Used and abused and abandoned.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

With all the dumping going on does this mean we're back to talking about Poopies???

.....plop!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

hi frickels!!!!

 

[HaleyB]

I started a new thread for all y'all.

Internet Addiction Support Thread

Mr. Silly's idea. I wonder what he meant by it???

I think I may post it to all the clique threads, then we can all mingle

Missed the Tikiman post, MM, can you link back to it?

I am a page or two behind, but I am so totally in on the sympossium. I work at a school, think I can write it off? Yeah, sure I can.

Gotta go to work for a little while. I'll be back.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Shhhhhhhh! I'm on someone else's computer. Dising from a computer which has never been Dised on before. I think. No. I'm sure of it.

Heh, heh.

Listen... I have NO IDEA what's going on in Vikingland but I will see you later. Probably tomorrow.

HOWEVER... I NOTICED VETTECHICK HERE. ON THIS PAGE. The Queen has come to Court, people!!!! Or The Devil has gone down to Georgia. Or GeorgiaA is... nevermind. Must hurry. Before someone comes back from the potty.

I fear I will not get a chance to read what's happened and I be so confused. More confused.

Oh well. It doesn't matter. I can always jump this ship and join another thread already in progress. I'm feeling the love for "Plus-sized clothing... a vent". I figure I can wallow in there and probably get *****-slapped. Or else there's one called:

"We shaved the cat last night"!!!!! Heh, heh. OHHHHHHHHH... coffee-shop boys?????!!!!!! Yooo-hooooo!!!! Hellllllllllllooooooooooooooo????!!!!

Later, Mel.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Well lets see.... are u any good at math and research? I'll still be in grad school during that time so you could do my homework for me so I could ride Maelstrom a couple more times

Now if you are coming with me do I get to go to Cancun with you

I am so ready to go our last 2 trips to WDW were cancelled and our APs are burning a hole in my pocket

Math, not so much.

BUT.

Did you see MY research on flatulance and thongs!!! They were monumental papers. I'm just saying.....Research is my thing.

Cancun, Yes. Mai Tai suggest Margaritas in the pool bar.

 

[jw50]

Also, I don't get todays riddle. I'm a joker, not a riddler.

Sheri, count the number of letters in the names

 

[LaLa]

Hey HorseyBabyGirl -

Where's your secret crush thread Woman? I went looking for it and couldn't find it.

However, I did find a thread entitled We Shaved The Cat Last Night.



Hmmm....very interesting.

 

[Grammyof2]

Hey HorseyBabyGirl -

Where's your secret crush thread Woman? I went looking for it and couldn't find it.

However, I did find a thread entitled We Shaved The Cat Last Night.



Hmmm....very interesting.

That was DH and I after eating the meatloaf. Who saw us, WHO!!!!!!!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

I bet she is on the Generals computer

 

[sheridac]

Sheri, count the number of letters in the names

thank you loverboy!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

MEL - you are such a sneak, sneakster, sneakydeaky.

Let's try to guess who's computer she was using?

If you need to jump ship.....viking that is......try the new gas thread.

 

[Grammyof2]

Note to self. Do not Kegel and shave the cat at the same time. That is not multi tasking.

 

[LaLa]

That was DH and I after eating the meatloaf. Who saw us, WHO!!!!!!!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

psst..YAK I already guessed, last post the page before this

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Who dumped who? My fragile ego will forever be scarred for the whooping i took when you dumped me! (Kinda reminds me of the whole ross and rachel thing. WE WERE ON A BREAK!!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

oh I see how it is!!

my floss gets a little attention from the Tikigods and you want me to take you back huh???

I told you...no poly...no melons....plain and simple...we all know that here on this thread

MEL HH how could you insult my melons with the gravitational pull comment??

that was hurtful...and obscene and totally FALSE FALSE FALSE...(with underwire....)

I feel vettechick on a few things: mainly the 20 in waist thing...
and drinking til you can't see straight and "appropriately conceiving..."
cuz that just rocks