The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Grammyof2]

Set up an indoor and outdoor buffet for Mumbler's birthday. Feel free to help yourself.

Everyone is on a diet so they are small. Like Tink's house.

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

I've been "practicing" for both.

Doesn't your....(___fill in the blank___)....get tired from all that practicing??

 

[Grammyof2]

okay, NotSoLateNight confession- I never learned how to do those!!!!!! Stop it girls, i must deliver the cupcakes

OH PLEASE You don't need a class. When I get caught up here I will PM you the directions

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

go look snap, i'd value your input....

I found it...I posted...I agree!!!

 

[Shelby5514]

Just stopped at the first rest area and have a question. When hovering over the seat, do you cover the seat with a liner/toilet paper?

 

[Tikiman]

dangit loulouielouiebabbbbypoohhpoohloveydoveysweetcheekeees....


I TOLD you I only do that on WEEEKENDS... and Wednesdays....

Put my panties back in my over night drawer there at your house....

you naughty naughty pirate you

oh wait...wrong guy...sooorryyy

CAN YOU guess where the tape might go??

I want to know where the tape goes!!!

Is the floss flavored?

 

[vettechick99]

Oh. And here's the traveling mickeypants update. Some stalkers have still not given me their dates.

kpk89 9/30 - 10/3 BWV
pongo
mel
pooh
Horsegirl 8/23-30 Contempo
DisneyMommyMichelle 9/29 - 10/6 Pop
sheridac 11/26 - 12/4 Poly
Yzma and Kronk 7/12-21 POP/DTDH/OKW
GeorgiaAristocat 9/29 - 10/7 OKW
HaleyB .9/29 - 10/7 POP
Jamal gets it in the mail
pmm 8/13 -20 POLY
java 12/18 - 12/25
em’smom 10/13-17
mommypoppins 5/23-28 AND 9/14-24

Man, I'm so jealous of all the trips! I almost had DH convinced of a trip this year. I was telling him about free dining and I could literally see him watering at the mouth. Then he crushed my hopes and dreams with, "No, we aren't doing Disney again this year. I want to go somewhere else."

Blah.

Kegels! Hey, do them during youknowwhat and hello!

 

[Grammyof2]

Just stopped at the first rest area and have a question. When hovering over the seat, do you cover the seat with a liner/toilet paper?

After spaying with RAID.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Welcome back vettechick...it's gotten rowdy around here.

Grammy...lay off the meatloaf, will you? I'm not sure if it's the oregano or the little blue pills. Poor grampy!!

 

[Mumbler]

I interrupt your regularly scheduled Dising to bring you this PSA...

Someone on the chat last night was asking about getting FREE itunes and I'm here to tell you you've got to try My Space.

I know, I know, that's for pediphiles and teenagers!

NO, NO, NO (Well okay they may be there as well but that doesn't mean you cant get on there and get some FREE downloads) I think that site got a bad rep since teenagers set up accounts and post every iota of personal information they've got PLLUS post pictures of themselves, HELLO - where are their parents?????

But the original purpose for this website was for bands to get there name and music out there.

So if you're still worried about the stalker factor do the following:

Search My Space for you favorite bands without setting up an account, you can get some free downloads doing this.

or

Set up an account with minimal or ficticious personal info and get LOTS more free downloads, 'cause if you sign up to be a bands "friend" they often will give you a download, PLLUS you get all of the latest info on your band!

I'm not so sure how well this would work for all of you lovers of 80's music, but I'm guessing you also listen to more current stuff as well. I highly recommend you check out The Killers if you haven't already. They remind me a lot of OMD from the 80's.

We've managed to download close to 100 songs from this and YES its compatable with itunes and your ipod and the best part is its...

FREE

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Dising!

 

[sheridac]

I want to know where the tape goes!!!

Is the floss flavored?

Hey, I saw that. Stop cheatin on me!

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Lotta cheatin' going on today Sher. Must be because we go to bed earlier than the rest of these freaks!

 

[sheridac]

I interrupt your regularly scheduled Dising to bring you this PSA...

Someone on the chat last night was asking about getting FREE itunes and I'm here to tell you you've got to try My Space.

I know, I know, that's for pediphiles and teenagers!

NO, NO, NO (Well okay they may be there as well but that doesn't mean you cant get on there and get some FREE downloads) I think that site got a bad rep since teenagers set up accounts and post every iota of personal information they've got PLLUS post pictures of themselves, HELLO - where are their parents?????

But the original purpose for this website was for bands to get there name and music out there.

So if you're still worried about the stalker factor do the following:

Search My Space for you favorite bands without setting up an account, you can get some free downloads doing this.

or

Set up an account with minimal or ficticious personal info and get LOTS more free downloads, 'cause if you sign up to be a bands "friend" they often will give you a download, PLLUS you get all of the latest info on your band!

I'm not so sure how well this would work for all of you lovers of 80's music, but I'm guessing you also listen to more current stuff as well. I highly recommend you check out The Killers if you haven't already. They remind me a lot of OMD from the 80's.

We've managed to download close to 100 songs from this and YES its compatable with itunes and your ipod and the best part is its...

FREE

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Dising!

Thank you mumbler. I believe it was I that was worried about the stalkers. But I see now that I need worry no longer. Apparently my tiki love is now stalking someone else.

 

[sheridac]

Lotta cheatin' going on today Sher. Must be because we go to bed earlier than the rest of these freaks!

What's up with the cheating?? I was willing to share

 

[tink38]

Man, y'all are at it early today, huh?

PP - GREAT update!

Grammy, I nearly wet my pants reading your posts!

Mel - Dick is MY husband (unless Jamal isn't telling me something?)

Everyone else -

I need to get back to work. I have a bad feeling I'm going to have a last minute emergency transient admission (say THAT 5 times fast) at any moment.

I'll check back this afternoon. Not sure if I can chat tonight, but I'll try. Dick is "grouchy" today. or is that horny?

I'm going by the new house this afternoon to see if my fence is up. Keep your fingers crossed!

 

[LaLa]

Lala...If that was over the top, just slap me. Wait, don't. I might sue you.

Not over the top, just thought you might warm up to it. Slappity slap slap. Oh, and don't sue me. ZZUB's too busy at it is pukin in his desk drawer.

Hey, what's all this fuss over Chapter 11? Excuse me....Chappie. The preacher's wife and Horsey are gonna go at it pretty soon. I can feel it. Next thing ya know, he'll have all the ladies riding by his house in a white van. Chappie, are you the sugar daddy of the Maelstromers???? Melons, you might wanna jump in on this. If ya haven't already. Which you probably have.

Horsegirl: Happy Birthday to Carson. So sorry to contribute to the birthday confusion. Since you are holding steady at 29 and all.

Mumbler: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Maelstrom is a fastpass, Happy Birthday to you. It is your birthday, right? Not one of you kids? Just checkin'.

Paslea - You can work on your Kegels while dissing. I'm doing mine right now

Grammy, you're a genius. We've already got the Maelstrom Track Club. How bout the Maelstrom Kegel Club? Or is that just too creepy dee? Yeah, I think so too.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll: Your turn on the pm, Woman. If you can find the time. Quit stalkin' ZZUB and pm me.

Can't chat at six. Family and all. Maybe I'll catch some of yall insomniacs later though.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Lotta cheatin' going on today Sher. Must be because we go to bed earlier than the rest of these freaks!

Ouch Rhonda! That really hurts you know. My feelings are crushed.















LY/MI

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Doesn't your....(___fill in the blank___)....get tired from all that practicing??

If she was filling the "blank" she wouldnt need to practice.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Ouch Rhonda! That really hurts you know. My feelings are crushed.















LY/MI

Didn't you read my edit, Markscybergirlfriend?? And I included my freak husband in there, too! He left early last night. Said he was in bed by 12:30. I wouldn't know. I was asleep by 11:30!!

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

If she was filling the "blank" she wouldnt need to practice.

and if he was filling the "blank," she would be smiling.

hopefully.