The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[javamom]

this is my most recent update on travelling mickeypants. I still need dates from some stalkers.

kpk89 9/30 - 10/3 BWV
pongo
mel
pooh
Horsegirl 8/23-30 Contempo
DisneyMommyMichelle 9/29 - 10/6 Pop
sheridac 11/26 - 12/4 Poly
Yzma and Kronk 7/12-21 POP/DTDH/OKW
GeorgiaAristocat 9/29 - 10/7 OKW
HaleyB .9/29 - 10/7 POP
Jamal

I think somebody else wanted in to, but I didn't update my list and now I forgot.

*whistles and points to her siggy*

 

[sheridac]

Oh yes, and I am certain Zzub will want to participate. Then we'll all have his address so we can drive by in our white vans.

I'll just have him sign it when he stops by on Sunday

 

[MOMOFMNM]

rhonda what are you doing at home???

I thought you were going thong shopping for me?? Remember?? You told me I had to find the "sturdy" kind with good string?? and thin as floss???

remember??


oh crap

this is not a PM

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

PERFECT WOMAN:

I'll keep my melons
I'll take Mel's happya**ss with eggs and all
I'll take shers beaver
and her tail
I want lala's talent of looking HOT even IN A THEME PARK...(I hate her)
I want horseygirls ability to therapize us all
I want Rhonda's thong
I want grammys ability to slip the blue pill in some kick a $$ meatloaf
I want pongos age...seeing as though I am ALMOST 30, the age of decrepancy...
I want Tinks ability to hold her liquor
I want Poohs dh who has a wicked sense of humor
I want ZZUB's wife's ability to get him to spend WADS of money at POR...with free dining at RACK RATE!! SCORE!!!
I want Haley's ability to spell while intoxicated

did I miss anyone??

sorry if I did...

just put me on ignore...

What am i chopped liver?

 

[sheridac]

*whistles and points to her siggy*

got it!

 

[tink38]

PERFECT WOMAN:

I'll keep my melons
I'll take Mel's happya**ss with eggs and all
I'll take shers beaver
and her tail
I want lala's talent of looking HOT even IN A THEME PARK...(I hate her)
I want horseygirls ability to therapize us all
I want Rhonda's thong
I want grammys ability to slip the blue pill in some kick a $$ meatloaf
I want pongos age...seeing as though I am ALMOST 30, the age of decrepancy...
I want Tinks ability to hold her liquor
I want Poohs dh who has a wicked sense of humor
I want ZZUB's wife's ability to get him to spend WADS of money at POR...with free dining at RACK RATE!! SCORE!!!
I want Haley's ability to spell while intoxicated

did I miss anyone??

sorry if I did...

just put me on ignore...

Melons! Who said I can hold my liquor? (Okay - I'm doing well so far, but I may turn in to you from the other night - BTW - that was hysterical!)

Also, the Dubble Bubble shirt is dirty but I will wash it tomorrow and post a pic. (But I still cannot resize . HELP!) I wore it to the Bo Bice appearance Saturday night. Y'all should have seen the ensembles at that fair. VERY SPECIAL. Redneck central. AND I had to see it sober. Lovely.

Marky Mark - nevermind. Keep up from now on. That's your 1st warning. Geez, I spent ALL day at work doing just that.

DH and DS are fawning over me like you would not believe. What's up with that?

 

[MOMOFMNM]

What am i chopped liver?

your a frat boy...I don't mess with your kind....your freaky....

sorry




AND TO END THE PERFECT WOMAN LIST:

a hottie lucky enough to find THE BEST ABS IN THE SOUTH...a certified good ol boy...who likes thongs, cracked eggs, and a good beer bong in college...
WHO IS THE HOTTEST DIS MAN ON THIS BOARD!!! HOT HOT HOT...if you could say that about a rev...I don't know if you can or should...I know you can't say it about a priest, cuz WHY??? No use.

 

[javamom]

rhonda what are you doing at home???

I thought you were going thong shopping for me?? Remember?? You told me I had to find the "sturdy" kind with good string?? and thin as floss???

remember??


oh crap

this is not a PM

You knothead, you'll scare all the hotness away - remember we don't talk about things with strings. Did you not learn a thing from Wobin?!!!


*smacks Melooons and winks*

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

your a frat boy...I don't mess with your kind....your freaky....

sorry




AND TO END THE PERFECT WOMAN LIST:

a hottie lucky enough to find THE BEST ABS IN THE SOUTH...a certified good ol boy...who likes thongs, cracked eggs, and a good beer bong in college...
WHO IS THE HOTTEST DIS MAN ON THIS BOARD!!! HOT HOT HOT...if you could say that about a rev...I don't know if you can or should...I know you can't say it about a priest, cuz WHY??? No use.

What's wrong with frat boys, exactly?

Blessings!
MarkyMArk

 

[MOMOFMNM]

You knothead, you'll scare all the hotness away - remember we don't talk about things with strings. Did you not learn a thing from Wobin?!!!


*smacks Melooons and winks*

HEY

The preachers wife started it...and markymark had the beaver going on too...

yell at them they are influencing my innocent YOUNG mind...

java!!!! HI!!!

 

[sheridac]

Dear Mark,

This is an attempt to sooth your poor, attention seeking ego. You are now more hot than ever after having lost 15 lbs. After you loose the rest, Rhonda will have to beat the ladies off with a stick.

Love,

me

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Dear Mark,

This is an attempt to sooth your poor, attention seeking ego. You are now more hot than ever after having lost 15 lbs. After you loose the rest, Rhonda will have to beat the ladies off with a stick.

Love,

me

LOL

I'm really not. it's just funny!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

I still wanna know what makes frat boys freaky?

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[Chapter 11]

~spend 6-11 dissing with me (because if I don't go to bed by 11 I won't be sassy and a hottie anymore

Hmmmm. Oh wait, you were talking about something else entirely. Never mind.

 

[tink38]

Look, do I need to post another poo story to get noticed?

Me=Chopped liver.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

PERFECT WOMAN:

I'll keep my melons
I'll take Mel's happya**ss with eggs and all
I'll take shers beaver
and her tail
I want lala's talent of looking HOT even IN A THEME PARK...(I hate her)
I want horseygirls ability to therapize us all
I want Rhonda's thong
I want grammys ability to slip the blue pill in some kick a $$ meatloaf
I want pongos age...seeing as though I am ALMOST 30, the age of decrepancy...
I want Tinks ability to hold her liquor
I want Poohs dh who has a wicked sense of humor
I want ZZUB's wife's ability to get him to spend WADS of money at POR...with free dining at RACK RATE!! SCORE!!!
I want Haley's ability to spell while intoxicated

did I miss anyone??

sorry if I did...

just put me on ignore...

I've put you on ignore. And after proving my skills with a sewing machine no less. And I'm a lawyer, so have at least half a brain (but the spinal removal was required prior to graduation). And now since I have you on ignore, you don't get any of my wonderful, handmade Kitty Kat Karamels.

Is everyone over at the Lodge and I'm missing it?

 

[MOMOFMNM]

LOL

I'm really not. it's just funny!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

awww yes you are!!!

don't let anyone tell ya any different!! ok??

 

[sheridac]

I still wanna know what makes frat boys freaky?

Blessings!
MarkyMark

I dont know what she means by that. they were never sneaky with me, they always put it right out there

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

awww yes you are!!!

don't let anyone tell ya any different!! ok??

am not.

blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[sheridac]

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