The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Whoa, girls, this is a lot to take in on a Sunday afternoon! I can't keep up. ZZUB will never get over this. Nor will Mark.

Melonmom, your melons are safe. Since I don't have any, I guess I can allow your cyber relationship with Mark without doing you bodily harm. Besides, you share with all the Maelstromers, so he can't feel too special!

Mel, what IS it with your family? Don't you Canadians take vitamins, or wash your hands? That much sickness isn't...umm...healthy. For anyone! And I can't imagine that poop in your vents is very healthy either. No wonder The General won't give you your cat back!!

Everyone else, especially those of you who spoke sweet words about Mark... thanks. Yes, he is a prince. He is very sweet and thoughtful and gives good gifts (which he plans for and buys himself) and will even stop and ask for directions when necessary. I'm a lucky, lucky girl. Just think how much better it would be if I had melons...

I think I had better get back to my laundry! Plus, Colleen just left, which means it's "Entertain Wesley" time.

And I will try not to be offended that no one, NO ONE, has told me how brilliant my new siggie pics are. Maybe I will take my toys and go play somewhere else!! hee hee hee!!!

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Oh, and I forgot to say that while Marky Mark is at his rockin' 80s church party, Wesley and I will be at WDW!!! Marky Mark is very jealous. And that's an understatement. Mel, we'll just miss you. But anyway! 11 days til we leave!

Right, laundry is calling!

 

[sheridac]

Me? well jumpin jellyfish. you're right. eeew. now I am making myself sick. See what this board has done to me. Chipped away at my decorum, it has. But you irish chicks never had that, so none to lose! little skinny minny who tans and is cute and has a sense of humor and stays at the poly!

no, no decorum. A wicked sense of humor though. And a fine ability to hold liquor well.

 

[jw50]

Really, Me and dirt are the oldest things on this thread. HS 1975. Half of you weren't even born. Do you people even know who David Bowie is?

Grammy, to some of us you are still a young girl. I graduated from college 4 years before you graduated from HS (I have kids older than alot of the people on this thread)

 

[jw50]

Also the people over at the other coffee shop were wondering why so many of you don't stop by any more (it really isn't as wild there as it may have appeared to some) so any time that you need a break from here please feel free to stop by there and just say hi.

 

[HaleyB]

(I have kids older than alot of the people on this thread)

Yeah but that really doesn't make you old either. Since MommyP is about 24. I almost have a kid that old. Almost.

 

[HaleyB]

jw WHO are you at the other coffee shop? I never have figured it out. You can tell me over there if you don't want to ruin your mystique here

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by jw50 : Today at 05:34 PM. Reason: Sheri, you have a birthday thread over there

I do? I do! Where?? I was just over there yesterday.

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by jw50 : Today at 05:34 PM. Reason: Sheri, you have a birthday thread over there

I do? I do!! Where? I was just there yesterday!

 

[HaleyB]

jw WHO are you at the other coffee shop? I never have figured it out. You can tell me over there if you don't want to ruin your mystique here

Never mind. I guess if you have a name in your sig line I don't look at your user name.

I am not even blonde at all. Except my brain.

 

[jamal]

Please stop talking about exercise while I am eating Easter M&Ms.

 

[sheridac]

Dang! I burned my chicken.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

SOME-FAMILY needs some attention apparently...I mean...I won't say who...(minister and his wife e poo...)

RHONDA

your siggy pics are BRILLIANT!!! AMAZING!!! WONDERFUL, GLORIOUS, TERRIFFIC, EXUBERANT, ALLURING, DECORATED, GLAMOROUS, not to mention

cute.

sorry!!!!


geesh the egos we have to stroke around here to make friends...its like I am high school again...only I am not drinking Boones Farm...and I can gamble legally. And I enjoy catching puke in my hands now. It is a mark of a true woman/mother.

so there.

I tanned now I have to go exercise...

apparently dh bought a new dvd player for my workout room...there goes the excuse of a broken one...

less time to dis now....

dangit.

We are having salmon for dinner. With cauliflower cuz we are those kind of parents...mean ones...who make our kids eat fish and colorless veggies...

and I am swearing off carbs, doing core now...on WW... that is how the 1st 30 pounds melted away...well that and a divorce but I am not getting one of those again so I have to work at it.


tootaloo friends....

jen

 

[horsegirl]

please stop eating easter m&ms while I am on a diet. Jamal, ya missed all the fun, or did we scare ya away?

HOLY CRAP, MELONS! Your countdown is the same as mine! Do you leave on 8/23?

 

[HaleyB]

He Shar I didn't even notice the double post. Really. If you didn't notice me asking jw who he was at the other place (he has the same screen name, duh).

 

[sheridac]

He Shar I didn't even notice the double post. Really. If you didn't notice me asking jw who he was at the other place (he has the same screen name, duh).

Hey Haley - are you double-dippin?

 

[jamal]

You didn't scare me at all. I'm reading while I do the newsletter and eating M&Ms. I'll be back when zzuB's back.

Mel has made me love him and I want to make her jealous.


There. I said it.

Now, back to typing endless fifth grade memory pages.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

SOME-FAMILY needs some attention apparently...I mean...I won't say who...(minister and his wife e poo...)

RHONDA

your siggy pics are BRILLIANT!!! AMAZING!!! WONDERFUL, GLORIOUS, TERRIFFIC, EXUBERANT, ALLURING, DECORATED, GLAMOROUS, not to mention

cute.

sorry!!!!


geesh the egos we have to stroke around here to make friends...its like I am high school again...only I am not drinking Boones Farm...and I can gamble legally. And I enjoy catching puke in my hands now. It is a mark of a true woman/mother.

so there.


jen

Yeah, apparently if you don't have either 1) melons or 2) disgusting bodily function stories to share, you get no love on here!! Unless you beg for it! We're not too proud to beg, evidently.

Okay, you want my vomit story? Cause I sure ain't got no melons!!!

Pregnancy was pretty much a nightmare for me. Hence, we are only having one child. Yeah, yeah, they tell me that "every pregnancy is different." Uh huh. I'm taking no chances. See, the thing is, I pretty much threw up for 9 months. No kidding. I took Zofran, which is this outrageously expensive medicine they give to chemo patients to keep them from being so sick. I don't handle vomiting very well. I would rather do ALMOST anything than vomit. (So now you all know I'm NOT bulimic.) Around month 6, Mark says, I think you're getting used to throwing up. Really, what makes you say that? Well, you're not crying every time anymore! Right, so I threw up and cried for 6 months. Then I just threw up for the remaining 3 months. In the delivery room, I was having problems. They decided to do a C-section. Mark got all suited up and everything. And then I threw up~and guess what! No C-Section! So there you go, I literally threw up from beginning to end with that child. Anyway, so my story:

Christmas Eve, 2001. We were running some errands in our less than 2 month old car. Because I had been feeling "okay" (meaning I had only thrown up once or twice) for the last day or two, I had removed my bedpan from the car. Because my doctor (and Mark) insisted that I have something for breakfast every day, I had a nice big Carnation Instant Breakfast (chocolate) that morning. And as we're in the middle lane of several lanes of traffic right in front of the mall on Christmas Eve, I decided that I really missed all that vomiting I'd been doing, and thought I should do it right then and there!! Chocolate milk. All over our almost new car. And all over my lovely Christmas sweater. And I cried, even though it was in the last 3 months, and I said earlier I had quit crying every time I threw up by then. That was a memory I won't soon forget. In fact, I remember every time someone asks when we're having another baby. So there you go: that's why Marky Mark and the Mrs. have only one little one, and why we will always have only one. I'm a wimp!

 

[HaleyB]

Hey Haley - are you double-dippin?

Yeah, two fisted coffee drinking tonight. Woo hoo.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

please stop eating easter m&ms while I am on a diet. Jamal, ya missed all the fun, or did we scare ya away?

HOLY CRAP, MELONS! Your countdown is the same as mine! Do you leave on 8/23?

no we leave on the 13th and return the 20th so I don't know why our tickers are the same????

I am sure I have it screwed up somehow....

I have to go exercise NOW you guys!!! STOP!!! WHY can't we dis and do step aerobics at the same time??? this sucks..

Rhonda!!

look girl no one has more throw up prego stories than me...I had hyperemisis...google it. All I am going to say is SUPPOSITORIES for 9 mos!! THERE!!! We can swap stories later...I had to have IV's at home and a home nurse I was sooooo sick w first dd...PLUS gained a WHOPPING 80 pounds!! YEAH!!! ME at 180 was ick...gross....

THEN I got toxemia...and had a c section...and now my tummy is ruined. GROSS...REALLY GROSS...even after abs of steel. I am getting a tummy tuck this summer. Dh wants one more child. I don't even know how #2 got here...geesh

let me tell you though the 2nd was TOTALLY better!! I was prepared and took unisom and vitamin b and it helped. I can feel the prego throw up stories....but can you handle my "mom please insert this capsule for me cuz I can't reach" story????

yeah

at 3 maybe but I was 20.

nice huh???

ponder that for a moment Rhonda...then tell me you had it rough.

Come on!! WIMP you can do it again!!! I dare ya!!!

maybe you'll get some melons after a second!!!


(honestly i don't blame you a bit!! It was a nightmare. I needed therapy afterwards....)