The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Loubon]

- you always know when to add just the right touch......

I swear I didn't touch anyone. Honest. That story about me at the Princess breakfast is a complete fabricated lie I tell you!

 

[HaleyB]

And, just to , did everyone see that ZZUB posted the following?
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZUB
Re: your visit to Cal Grill. Um, we're gonna need more details. What time was your ADR? Where did you sit? Did you have a window table and if so how did you secure it? What did you eat? What did everyone else eat? What did it all cost? What time was Wishes? Did they pipe in the music? How was your check in experience? Would you do it again? Did anyone throw up? And if so, where? How much? Color? Texture? etc.

(emphasis added)

Isn't he asking for it? I already threw my story into the mix . . .

So some of you might know that my middle child Max has some food allergies... he was a projectile vomit guy for the first few years. And he has pretty much thrown-up in every possible situation. Except not at my brothers wedding, but we sent him home with my in-laws before the food came out.

Anyhow, I will work on some ZZUB diet stories next week.

 

[horsegirl]

Waahhhh! I wanna go!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't your names look all cute lined up here like a sorority pledge class? Poo.


Pleasepleaseplease can I have a turn sometime? Cause you know I adore Maelstrom....and it's a FASTPASS!


xoxoxo

quit feelin left out lil jammiemammie! You are going, right? Silver bullet, lemon drops with the horseyfamily. You are SoNotBeingLeftOut! But you are right, gone and you get lost reallly fast! I called ya out though. I was whinin' for ya earlier......

 

[jamal]

Whew. Thanks birthdayqueenforthedayprincess sheridac and GA Aristocat. I will take good care of Mickey. I don't even have a dog to be jealous.

Is there anywhere else to vacation but Disney? Hmmmm....

Now I can go to sleep. Gotta walk 10 miles with Exercise Nazi friend (not the CookMaster). It's not quite the same as getting up for Disney on Ice, but it'll have to do for a Sat AM thrill.
G'night.


Maelstrom.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

(BTW, I am willing to volunteer to be said mascot, and won't even mind the signatures in permanent ink. Is anyone headed to Europe?)

Sorry GA - DH just left........He's on his way to Germany as we speak. 37,000 feet up over the Atlantic. I hope he doesn't have to puke!

 

[horsegirl]

I swear I didn't touch anyone. Honest. That story about me at the Princess breakfast is a complete fabricated lie I tell you!

huh, I saw all those threads of evidence----

 

[sheridac]

To keep up with the theme of the day.

Here is my puke story......Puke from YaK at 37,000 feet

I just found out I was freshly preggers with 1st baby. A morning sickness newbie if you will.

Unfortunately for me I was at a business meeting in Vancouver when I found out. How romantic! "Hi, honey, guess what? Yup, I'm pregnant....see you in a few days." Not at all like those commercials!

I didn't want to tell anyone at work I was preggers yet. My boss decides that he need someone from Canada to go to Head office in Los Angeles for a meeting TOMORROW. I wanted to go home and celebrate with DH!

So, I get on the plane to L.A. Sitting in Business Class (yay!) Evening flight - dinner will be served. Excellent, I'm starving! Smallish plane - Boeing 737.

Dinner comes out. OMG what's that smell............. I crawl over the seats and heads of the people in front of me getting to the bathroom asap! I cannot imagine puking at my seat in the little baggies they give you. Those are for writing down stuff when you don't have a handy piece of paper.

Picture this Maelstromers.......I'm in a business suit......hose, skirt, pumps, the whole thing. Lookin' kind of sharp! And I gotta puke.....now!

A little aside: Next time you are in the bathroom on a airplane, 37,000 feet up, have a little look around. The floor space is about 1ft by 2 ft. There is a vent on the door (this plane anyway) so everyone can hear what is going on. Perhaps a Mile High deterant. Don't know.

So I go in. Blow chucks. All over the place. Panty hose restricting my movement. Pumps flying off my feet. Trying not to puke on my blouse. Skirt up around my waist. I went in looking sharp.......I came out looking like the bride of Frankenstein!!!!

So, the lovely Flight Attendant - we'll call her MaryPat, says to me, "Are you OK" I suspect the whole Business class cabin heard me, including the flight deck - pilot and co-pilot. Nice, eh?
I said, "yes, I think I'll be fine - I just found out I'm expecting and not feeling too well"

It was as if I was having a birthday at Disney and Goofy just called me on the phone!! She squealed, and call the other attendants up front to congratulate me! I should have YaKed right there on her shoes. She says, "guess what, MarySue, Mary Lousie.....this lady is pregnant, isn't that great!"

Ya, right lady, wait until you get a load of the bathroom

I actually tried to clean up - but I'm sure you all have had experience with those silver plane toilets......nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!!!

are you gonna eat those tots?

 

[HaleyB]

travelling mickeypants updated

kpk89
pongo
mel
pooh
Horsegirl 8/23-30 Contempo
DisneyMommyMichelle 9/29 - 10/6 Pop
sheridac 11/26 - 12/4 Poly
Yzma and Kronk July 12-21 POP/DTDH/OKW
GeorgiaAristocat
HaleyB
Jamal

We are going to buy a Mickey and ship him around to everyone. Those that are going to Disney will take him with them and include him in their pics and TR's. Everybody signs him with their DIS screen names.

Jamal Even if you don't go, we'll mail him to you so you can sign him.

I think there are about 10 of us in the World from 9/28-10/7... so can we share him?

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

are you gonna eat those tots?

(Happy Coke all over the 'puter)

No, but this tastes like the cow got into the onion patch.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Okay YAK - loved the puke story (maybe misery loves company - I remember the day that I ran to the office bathroom with the paperthin door . . .)

Confession - for some reason I thought you were of the opposite gender. Dunno - I mean there's one of each in your name, and I don't think I'd seen a picture.

Anyway, glad you cleared that up. I like to have an accurate mental picture of everyone. Of course, the mental picture I will now and forever have of you involves a business suit, an airplane bathroom, and looking like you have a serious hangover (at least that's how I always FELT after being sick while preggers - I thought it was a diet plan after I LOST 18 lbs in my first trimester . . .)

 

[sheridac]

I think there are about 10 of us in the World from 9/28-10/7... so can we share him?

OF COURSE! You should all fastpass Maelstrom together, ride in the same boat with him and redneck the picture.

 

[jamal]

Thanks horseymorseyfriend. Silver bullet chasing you for Lemon Drops...quit tempting me!!! I love the Contemporary, too. Sometime when my eyes are not crossed I'll post ya a few pics from our trip there last May. It felt like you could see who was getting on AstroOrbiter! I'm still a Poly girl. I'm both. A contemporary polynesian mixed-ancestry Disnut. You are too. Admit it. Except Polymelonmom b/c she has feathers on her legs and may never try another resort!! JK Jen...I'd live at the Poky if it were legal....

 

[HaleyB]

Max and Sophia just got in bed.
They are at least starting out in the same one...

Sophia- "Maaaax! Your stealing all the blanket" (very annoyed tone)
Max- "Oh, I'm sorry.... your magesty" (very sarcastic tone, emphasis his)

I think we are going to have to close up shop and go to bed too, in a minute.

 

[sheridac]

(Happy Coke all over the 'puter)

No, but this tastes like the cow got into the onion patch.

vote for pedro

 

[horsegirl]

Okay YAK - loved the puke story (maybe misery loves company - I remember the day that I ran to the office bathroom with the paperthin door . . .)

Confession - for some reason I thought you were of the opposite gender. Dunno - I mean there's one of each in your name, and I don't think I'd seen a picture.

Anyway, glad you cleared that up. I like to have an accurate mental picture of everyone. Of course, the mental picture I will now and forever have of you involves a business suit, an airplane bathroom, and looking like you have a serious hangover (at least that's how I always FELT after being sick while preggers - I thought it was a diet plan after I LOST 18 lbs in my first trimester . . .)

maybe this'll help me get rid of my image of Zzub as gs...

Hay, GA- the id thing- know what ya mean. i thought loubon was a girl

 

[HaleyB]

OMG they are both asleep already!

How come that only happens on vacations?

GeorgiaAr- We were going to go to Europe May '07 buuuuut I just realized we can't. Max is going to graduate from 5th grade in May '07... man. Now I have to pick dates again. April in Paris sounds delightful, but Mr. Silly wants to go to Athens and Rome. Something to do with him being a Classics dude.

 

[sheridac]

maybe this'll help me get rid of my image of Zzub as gs...

Hay, GA- the id thing- know what ya mean. i thought loubon was a girl

LOL - that reminds me of when we were chatting on delswife's about bra sizes and jw let us go on and on. Then let us know he didn't wear one

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Sophia- "Maaaax! Your stealing all the blanket" (very annoyed tone)
Max- "Oh, I'm sorry.... your magesty" (very sarcastic tone, emphasis his)

At least he has got that princess thing down!

GA - I never realised I wasn't gender specific! I'm Yzma - Kronk is DH. He is an anti-Disney kind of guy. Doesn't do crowds well. Germaphobic.
Y&K is my favourite Disney movie. Just love that type of humour.
Can you tell I'm Canadian? It's the "U'''s

I don't really know how to post pictures.......I'm a complete computer dork. We are getting a new DELL in a few weeks......I'm still using Windows 98. So I'm try to post pic's soon!

Hey Alton Brown was just on the food network. I like watching because he is from Georgia. We used to live in GA. We really loved it, and miss it a lot!
Georgia.......georgia......wind through the pines......and all that! Plus when we lived there we had AP's 'cause I convinced DH that we were only 7 hours away so we can go frequently! Not any more!

Can't wait to ride Maelstrom in July!

True confession time........I've been to Norway/Epcot but never on Maelstrom!

DH is going to think I'm nuts when we go there. I'll be snapping all kinds of pictures!

 

[jamal]

OMG they are both asleep already!

How come that only happens on vacations?

GeorgiaAr- We were going to go to Europe May '07 buuuuut I just realized we can't. Max is going to graduate from 5th grade in May '07... man. Now I have to pick dates again. April in Paris sounds delightful, but Mr. Silly wants to go to Athens and Rome. Something to do with him being a Classics dude.

Haley, You better speak to Mr. Silly quick, cuz we Georgia-area people know there's nothing classic OR classy about Athens or Rome, right Mark and Amy?

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Has anyone had a drink around the WORLD thing at EPCOT? DH wants to try, but he's a freak of nature and could probably make it, i however wouldn't get past Mexico


So we're in ToonTown and at that big tent in line to see Cinderella and Autumn (DD) is being held by her daddy (DH) and she motions to me she wants to give me a kiss, so DH holds her down a bit and as i pucker up, she THROWS UP...chunky formula, meatstix, and God know what else all over my FACE! IN LINE! IN PUBLIC! IN WDW! IN MK! I had to run to the nearest bathroom (NOT THAT CLOSE). AUGHH..i still get the heebie-Jeebies thinkin about it!