The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[AshClan]

You Are 14% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

How Evil Are You?


There's my response. Where's the snob thing?

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Okay, so I'm the same on the evil-o-meter as a preacher. Or he's the same as me. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I can't decide.

 

[J and R's mom]

Hi all! I'm about to start making our itinerary for our WDW trip. We leave on Thursday. I've procrastinated long enough. MAELSTROM!

 

[Master Gracie]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Bad for him, good for you?

 

[AshClan]

Bad for him, good for you?

I'm not sure.....but I think I'm insulted

 

[Grammyof2]

Ok Grammy I got a couple for ya.

I have a cousin who is the sweetest thing in the world and thank the Lord after she's had three kids has somehow plugged into the world. However when she was in high school she was what we lovingly refer to around here as brunette challenged.

She is in her health class in high school and they are studying the female anatomy when the instructor asks if anyone knows what a v**** is (in the nether regions of the female anatomy). My cousin raises her hand and says "it's a car right?"

Same cousin is dating the guy she eventually marries and they are in his parents suburban. It starts to sprinkle and her then bf is doing the intermitant wipers. My cousin looks at him and says how are they doing that (meaning the wipers) and her bf looks at her deadpan and says there are special sensors in the windshield that will let the car know when it's wet.

Ok same cousin a couple of years later (graduated, married one kid (I guess it takes at least two for the brain to engage totally).) and she notices her tire getting low. She (thinking she will outsmart husband) stops at the auto parts store. I know you are wondering what is she doing there? Wait for it..... She calls and asks him where the special air is for the tire because she can't find it (no she wasn't looking for the flat fix. Her hubby had told her tires take "special" air.)

I have a feeling that your DIL (?) and my cousin may have been psychically related somehow.

I believe you may be correct. The funny thing is after all the things my son told her, and there were tons, some still coming out , she didn't think I was odd in any way. And I ask you, at what point do you discuss your BF's mothers BF, with your BF's mother, with your BF's father in ear shot?

 

[HaleyB]

Darn it, you guys are too funny today. I am going to need a new lap top soon.


I have to get some work done, people. But first, I gott ask.

Who picked their own life over 100,000 strangers? You are evil.



Horseygirl, I did even worse to my mail guy... I nursed all my babies. When Sophia had a cold (stuffy nose) she would want to nurse off and on all day long. So one day I just went topless at home, cause it was easier... so my doorbell rings... the Mailman has a package that wouldn't fit in my box... so there I stood. Wearing jeans and a nursing bra and nothing else. He turned 3 shades of red. Funny, you would think it would be me that turned red...

I am soooo glad we are on a training route and never have the same mail man for long...

 

[AshClan]

I printed out your post so I can discuss with DH. We don't use the computer for much besides DISing by me, card games by DH and some surfing by my youngest son. Other than that, it's checking e-mail and homework. We're not a super hi-tech household.

DH bought some kind of wireless router about a year ago, in an attempt to hook the TiVo up to our cable connection, but after trying about 5 different kinds, he pretty much gave it up. We still have something sitting next to our computer, but it has been useless to us. That's what you get for listening to the dopes at Circuit City.......

Oh, and YAK, thanks for the Swan info, and for the dark side offer I'm actually leaning toward the Swan at this point. The dark side....I'll hold off a little on that one.....

What's the scoop with AP discounts? I am getting an AP in September. Would this help me find better onsite rates?? How do I get the scoop on them?

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

I'm not sure.....but I think I'm insulted

INSULTED?!? INSULTED?!?

man.

 

[dana0801]

I believe you may be correct. The funny thing is after all the things my son told her, and there were tons, some still coming out , she didn't think I was odd in any way. And I ask you, at what point do you discuss your BF's mothers BF, with your BF's mother, with your BF's father in ear shot?

OK I'll bite (either my blonde roots are showing or I can't read cause I DID NOT get this) I assume that you never talk about the mother's BF with the Father unless the BF is in the room with the BF's mother and a counselor for the GF that has shown up on Springer?

 

[HaleyB]

I believe you may be correct. The funny thing is after all the things my son told her, and there were tons, some still coming out , she didn't think I was odd in any way. And I ask you, at what point do you discuss your BF's mothers BF, with your BF's mother, with your BF's father in ear shot?

Make that three screen snots for Grammy. OMG too funny. My family would have a blast with your DIL.

Thank you to whoever pointed me to the evil quiz (Master G, I think), and for refraining from makeing fun of me. Duh! I didn't scroll down.

I will wait to tell you my funny computer 'tech' story. I need a little more space between it and that idiotic post of mine...

 

[kpk89]

I'm 12% evil. I'm less evil than a minister. I am so disappointed in myself. What kind of Meanest Mother in the World does that make me?

Where's the snob scale? I'm sure I must be pretty snobby. I MUST! And that would surely up my evilness factor?

Sigh. I'm so boring.

 

[jw50]

I printed out your post so I can discuss with DH. We don't use the computer for much besides DISing by me, card games by DH and some surfing by my youngest son. Other than that, it's checking e-mail and homework. We're not a super hi-tech household.

I pretty much figured you weren't too high-tech when you said you were waiting on Circuit City to fix your computer

DH bought some kind of wireless router about a year ago, in an attempt to hook the TiVo up to our cable connection, but after trying about 5 different kinds, he pretty much gave it up. We still have something sitting next to our computer, but it has been useless to us. That's what you get for listening to the dopes at Circuit City.......

Actually this sounds more like a splitter than a router but if you can post the make and model of what you have sitting next to your computer I can tell you if you will be able to use it or not.

With a decent computer you may find that you will make more use of it and you don't want to get one that will not still be good enough in 3-5 years. For planning purposes you can figure $100-150 for the wireless networking.

 

[AshClan]

INSULTED?!? INSULTED?!?

man.

Insulted, because Master Gracie said it was bad for you to be as evil as me. NOT because we're alike, you dummy. (Oops, did I insult you now?!?)

 

[Master Gracie]

Master Gracie said it was bad for you to be as evil as me.

Maybe I was saying it was good for you to be as good as him. Ever think of that?

Noooo...first thing you do is drag my good name through the mud. I see how it is.

I might cry...or maybe not.

 

[AshClan]

I pretty much figured you weren't too high-tech when you said you were waiting on Circuit City to fix your computer

Actually this sounds more like a splitter than a router but if you can post the make and model of what you have sitting next to your computer I can tell you if you will be able to use it or not.

With a decent computer you may find that you will make more use of it and you don't want to get one that will not still be good enough in 3-5 years. For planning purposes you can figure $100-150 for the wireless networking.

NOT Circuit City, Comp USA (I know...just as bad...) They're waiting for a part from Dell. About a year ago, my DH spent about 3 hours on the phone with India, and actually figured out that we needed a new hard drive, which they sent him and he installed himself. I think he just didn't want to deal with the aggravation this time. Plus, this time it was our power supply or switch or something, so we couldn't even get the dang thing to turn on! We were desperate. I know, no excuse. I can't believe how long it's taking.

And thanks for the offer of help. I'll try to find out what it is we have at the moment. You're obviously a smartie

 

[spectrum-turbo]

***You Are 18% Evil***

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!


<Wipes forehead> That's lower than I thought it might be.

 

[Master Gracie]

this time it was our power supply or switch or something, so we couldn't even get the dang thing to turn on!

If it is just power supply replacement, it is easier than the hard drive replacement. Just pick up the new power supply and notate where all the connectors go when you unplug the old one. Plug the new one up according to your notes, and turn it on.

Maybe save you some money on labor. The entire replacement process should take the guys at CompUSA NO more than 5 minutes.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

You Are 20% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!




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WOW I am not as evil as I thought I'd be...I hadn't done most of those things...unless it involved getting naked...other than that...I am good to go or so it seems...and we must all remember Adam and Eve back in the day when a fig leaf was all the coture we needed...

Jimmy Choos are evil...
Prada is the work of the devil
and Steve Madden is satan himself..

and I am NICE but naked.... SO THERE....


AND grammy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!!!!

your poor dgd in law!!! She thinks you were giving drugs to a fetus??? Amazing...


Master Gracie: thanks for the tag...no offense taken...please reread the first part of my post....that should tell you what boundaries, if any, I have.

NOW where the heck are those tag fairies??

grammy needs one for giving some pot to the baby... at least wait til 6th month grammy...do you not know anything about child development??


ok so hi everyone else!

ASH!! I know it is totally a vain thing to do....posting a super cute pic of me because I was a weeee bit jelous of SOMEONES (or twos) pictures...and the attention they were receiving...

its my mothers fault

I wasn't breastfed as an infant so I look for nurturing elsewhere....

that or I just LOVE pics of myself 38 pounds lighter...it makes me so much better to look at...

take your pick

can't wait to see you and PONGO where are those pics you promised last night huh??


GOOD LORD mark driving a van full of 4 year olds???
He may need me to pray the Rosary for him a few times today....

 

[edcrbnsoul]

b]You Are 48% Evil[/b]

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

I think it was looking at those dirty pics of Melons on line that did me in.

 

[AshClan]

Maybe I was saying it was good for you to be as good as him. Ever think of that?

Noooo...first thing you do is drag my good name through the mud. I see how it is.

I might cry...or maybe not.

You said BOTH. You said it was good for me, bad for him. Soooo, although I'm happy (I guess) to be as good as Mark. I don't think he should be upset to be as evil as me. See?!?

Anyway, the coffee shop is another Disney board/site that is a little less, shall we say, restrictive, than it sometimes is here. I don't think we can say the name of it here. But lots of our crew Lodges over there when they're Board. Get it?