The Mad Chatters thread Part 6

[willis37862]

WOWZA!!!!!! There are 116 people in the US with MY first and last name!!! Plus me, up here in Canada!!!

Go check out how many of you there are!!!

I'm afraid of there being more me's out there................the world can't handle it.

 

[TinkNH]

Would you buy it?

yes it would fit right on the bookshelf next to Walter the farting dog, and Everybody Poops

 

[paigevz]

WOWZA!!!!!! There are 116 people in the US with MY first and last name!!! Plus me, up here in Canada!!!

Go check out how many of you there are!!!

Nope. Jay and Steph are here. I'm staying put.

 

[mom2taylorandemily]

Awww...come on...soon it will be required reading in all schools! Dr. Jay's Poo and You Book

 

[LBelle]

So what are you saying? Which one am I not? Prim? Proper? Southern?

 

[willis37862]

Lucky for your dh that he has you!!

Don't I know it....you should have seen him when I found him.

 

[jaycns]

Is this where you would be sitting?

You guys are so good at digging up the best smileys! I am laughing so hard I am in tears!

 

[mom2taylorandemily]

So what are you saying? Which one am I not? Prim? Proper? Southern?

I am now going to sit down and insert my left foot into my mouth, since I do not know when to shut it!!!!!

 

[paigevz]

Have you read "Walter the Farting Dog"? I had a little girl bring it in last year along with a stuffed dog that farted. I was . Of course I had to read it to the whole class.

I would be in trouble. MY parents complain about EVERYthing..............

DR. JAY? Something you forgot to tell me? I am all intimidated now..........how can I chat with someone who's gone ALL THE WAY in school?

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

I did some of that earlier.....it consisted of me saying "Pick your socks up"...."put your dishes in the sink"....."have you bathed this week?".....

Mine comes strolling in about 3 1/2 hours late.....and says, "Oh I was gonna call, but my cell phone died." "What's wrong?"

Me: "What, I'm supposed to be turning friggin cartwheels because you finally graced me with your presence?"

I guess the phones at the office are out of order....

 

[jaycns]

yes it would fit right on the bookshelf next to Walter the farting dog, and Everybody Poops

Hee hee hee...maybe we could have our own bodily functions section in the library...hmmm...where is SARAH when you need her?

 

[willis37862]

I am now going to sit down and insert my left foot into my mouth, since I do not know when to shut it!!!!!

 

[paigevz]

I am now going to sit down and insert my left foot into my mouth, since I do not know when to shut it!!!!!

Oh, that's GOTTA be uncomfortable..............okay, good luck with that!

 

[willis37862]

Mine comes strolling in about 3 1/2 hours late.....and says, "Oh I was gonna call, but my cell phone died." "What's wrong?"

Me: "What, I'm supposed to be turning friggin cartwheels because you finally graced me with your presence?"

I guess the phones at the office are out of order....

I had a tracking device put in mine.

 

[paigevz]

Mine comes strolling in about 3 1/2 hours late.....and says, "Oh I was gonna call, but my cell phone died." "What's wrong?"

Me: "What, I'm supposed to be turning friggin cartwheels because you finally graced me with your presence?"

I guess the phones at the office are out of order....

I have only one question..........did you REALLY say "friggin"?

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

I have only one question..........did you REALLY say "friggin"?

um, sure?

I mean, just don't come in acting like I have a problem!

Ok, rant over....

 

[paigevz]

I had a tracking device put in mine.

I don't even want to know where mine is..........if he's not here, so much the better! MORE DIS TIME!!!!

 

[willis37862]

yes it would fit right on the bookshelf next to Walter the farting dog, and Everybody Poops

Good reads.

 

[TinkNH]

Hee hee hee...maybe we could have our own bodily functions section in the library...hmmm...where is SARAH when you need her?

whos sarah?

dont forget also the classics "the holes in our noses" and "Gasses we pass"
and my personal favorite...Dog Breath..the horrible trouble with Hally Tosis (dog is named hally.. ives with the tosis family)

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

I had a tracking device put in mine.

That's too much trouble for me...