Howdy, Rob the slob!

How are things going? Ready for Christmas?
Please...like anyone's gonna believe I said that stuff to YOU.

These folks know I am a girl of impeccable taste. At least make it somewhat BELIEVABLE!!


ly/mi

I know, I know...I've been bad. Lots of dookey going on.
Hey, hag! Sorry, I typed you a PM and then it disappeared and I was too weak and tired to retype it. I was gonna do it today but now you found my email!

However, I received NO EMAIL FROM THE LIKES OF YOU, STEPH!!!
Hi Squidward!

Nice to see you, ya freak! What is Squidlet getting for Christmas this year?