The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[Squidrific]

Ok, what happened to my post? I wrote this very long, eloquent post at about 10:30 last night and it isn't here.

Ok, maybe it was just fluff and snark - I wonder if I forgot to hit the post button.

Anyway, I'm here today - who can I offend?

 

[coles1mom]

Squid

You're the second today to mention posts being eaten. Even had one not go though at 6 this morning

What ya go for us today

 

[kimmar067]

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[Squidrific]

Squid

You're the second today to mention posts being eaten. Even had one not go though at 6 this morning

What ya go for us today

I know! There was a lot of thought put into that post, there was some humor and even pointed remarks at Bonnie. What could be better than that!

I'll never be able to create the sheer genius of it again!

God I am full of it today!

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Oooh Kim - nice car!

 

[Squidrific]

Alllllllllll righty then! I just opened my PM to find a picture of Bonnie & the Babe. Here are my thoughts on that offering:

#1. Why was I not shocked or surprised by this picture?

#2. Great picture of you Bonnie so don't give me the, "I looked terrible in that picture story."

#3. Why is that not the particular body area that you grabbed upon meeting me?

#4. Is the Babe blushing in that picture or is just me?

#5. Did you get a handful or less than you expected?

#6. Nice shoes.


Anyway, just my thoughts on the subject. Thanks Shannon!

 

[luvmyboys]

Alllllllllll righty then! I just opened my PM to find a picture of Bonnie & the Babe. Here are my thoughts on that offering:

#1. Why was I not shocked or surprised by this picture?

#2. Great picture of you Bonnie so don't give me the, "I looked terrible in that picture story."

#3. Why is that not the particular body area that you grabbed upon meeting me?

#4. Is the Babe blushing in that picture or is just me?

#5. Did you get a handful or less than you expected?

#6. Nice shoes.


Anyway, just my thoughts on the subject. Thanks Shannon!

Thought you might enjoy that pic!

In answer:

1. Because it's Bonnie. And me. Left to our own devices with a camera in a "hands-on museum!"

2. She is very photogenic. Shut yer pie hole Bon!

3. Hopefully because you are missing that particular bit of anatomy?

4. After we left, I'm fairly certain a number of male statues were blushing, sweating, and/or openly weeping. We were ruthless.

5.Definitely less. Being innocent and virtuous , I will have to take Bonnie's word for it, but she was rather disappointed in the anatomical un-correctness.

6. Thanks. (wait-- that was for Bon, wasn't it? Well, I'll be happy to accept on her behalf!)


If I could find a way to post my mini TR of our Madame Tussaud's trip without getting points, I would! It is somewhere between PG-13 and R rated!

 

[UtahMama]

Thought you might enjoy that pic!

In answer:

1. Because it's Bonnie. And me. Left to our own devices with a camera in a "hands-on museum!"

2. She is very photogenic. Shut yer pie hole Bon!

3. Hopefully because you are missing that particular bit of anatomy?

4. After we left, I'm fairly certain a number of male statues were blushing, sweating, and/or openly weeping. We were ruthless.

5.Definitely less. Being innocent and virtuous , I will have to take Bonnie's word for it, but she was rather disappointed in the anatomical un-correctness.

6. Thanks. (wait-- that was for Bon, wasn't it? Well, I'll be happy to accept on her behalf!)


If I could find a way to post my mini TR of our Madame Tussaud's trip without getting points, I would! It is somewhere between PG-13 and R rated!

Heyyyy! A semi-naughty PM??? I'M IN!...let me disable my no-PM's thingie for a lil' bit. Must see the pic! ((loooong story on the no-PM's thing, trust me there))


AND!

Good Morning Precious Angels!


Bonnie-- I KNOW what I'D "do" to those poor wax stars So I'm anxious to see what you did. Make me proud, darlin'!
PM me with the picture, pretty please with sugar on top

 

[Squidrific]

let me disable my no-PM's thingie for a lil' bit. ((loooong story on the no-PM's thing, trust me there))

I knew you had me on ignore, but I didn't realize you were blocking the PMs too!

On the topic of meet pictures - I have one or two I could share. Bonnie?

Here is one that really has meaning and is probably much more R rated than any offerings you ladies can come up with... I hope you all have strong stomachs for this:

Yep, the vicious murder of a salt shaker at any restaurant should not be tolerated, but especially at Le Chefs.

Just a little FYI for those of you that are brave enough to even think about meeting Bonnie in person, keep your beverage covered at all times. It is really senseless and cruel when a poor little salt shaker has to be sacrificed in order to curb her behavior.

 

[coles1mom]

UtahMama

Makes yous a buddy list, click the buddy only PM option

Keeps the riff-raff, such as me, out of your box.

Squid

That was a sad picture poor Mrs. salt Who BROKE the news to Mr. pepper and baby paprika

 

[UtahMama]

UtahMama

Makes yous a buddy list, click the buddy only PM option

Keeps the riff-raff, such as me, out of your box.

Squid

That was a sad picture poor Mrs. salt Who BROKE the news to Mr. pepper and baby paprika

A buddy list? Hmmm. Good idea!

Riff Raff is subjective. If ANY one is Riff and/or Raff, it is I.

Do I need a personal Geek Squad for this? Lemme go look.

Plus I STILL would get a few PM's from strangers wanting to comment on my TR which was a little bit strange.

 

[Squidrific]

1. Left to our own devices with a camera in a "hands-on museum!"

2. She is very photogenic. Shut yer pie hole Bon!

3. Hopefully because you are missing that particular bit of anatomy?

4. After we left, I'm fairly certain a number of male statues were blushing, sweating, and/or openly weeping. We were ruthless.

5.Definitely less. Being innocent and virtuous

1. Left to our own devices with a camera in a "hands-on museum!" Well, the Bonnie I know is very hands on!

2. She is very photogenic. Shut yer pie hole Bon! YEP!!!!

3. Hopefully because you are missing that particular bit of anatomy? Well I haven't had the final surgery (or court filing) yet, but I am looking forward to losing that part of my anatomy!

4. After we left, I'm fairly certain a number of male statues were blushing, sweating, and/or openly weeping. We were ruthless. I believe I read a news article about a recent wax museum closing due to the unexplained "melting". Now I know why!

5.Definitely less. Being innocent and virtuous - Interesting - when Bonnie described you to me once, those weren't the words she used...:

 

[UtahMama]

PM the wax man picture before I pee myself with anticipation.

(I want to see if the buddy list thingie worked)

edited to add...HUH! You have to "save changes" !!!!

OK, NOW I'm ready!

 

[Squidrific]

PM the wax man picture before I pee myself with anticipation.

(I want to see if the buddy list thingie worked)

edited to add...HUH! You have to "save changes" !!!!

OK, NOW I'm ready!

Did you get it? I sent it, but then I'm not sure if I'm a buddy or not...

It's nice to know I'm not the only one on the thread with incontinence problems!

Judi: I made Bonnie do it since she caused the vicious "accident". It really put a damper on the evening...

 

[UtahMama]

Did you get it? I sent it, but then I'm not sure if I'm a buddy or not...

It's nice to know I'm not the only one on the thread with incontinence problems!

your so are my buddy!

Yes i did!

I may have done the same...maybe "worse"

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

That was a sad picture poor Mrs. salt Who BROKE the news to Mr. pepper and baby paprika

Oh the days of Blues Clues. Judi I haven't seen or even thought about that show in years.

 

[Squidrific]

Oh the days of Blues Clues. Judi I haven't seen or even thought about that show in years.

Surprisingly Tickety is the one who was inconsolable. I don't want to start any rumors...but, apparently he and Mrs. Salt had gotten "quite close" in recent months.

 

[Squidrific]

All right Bonnie - I know you are here. Get to posting hag!!

 

[Squidrific]

On a less R-rated note, here is Bonnie at DHS. She refuses to follow directions. There was a rope over by the Indiana Jones stunt show with a sign that said, "Do not pull rope!" I might have mentioned that it would be a good idea for her to ignore the sign and pull the rope...can't remember.

Anyway, she did and got quite the shock! RULE BREAKER!!!!!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hey hags! Yes, Squid, I'm here but I had to return some PMs first, ya freak! And darn if it isn't almost time for me to head back to work already!


Squid is stinkin' VIOLENT!! I merely tried to salt her drink for her...a kind gesture, IMO. And look how she morphed into the Hulk and destroyed the salt shaker!


Wendy and Rob...PM sent. And Wendy, girl...next time I am in SLC we are getting together, hag!

Judi! on the Blue's Clues reference! I was rolling!

Shannon, you didnt' fill them in on the strange man's wanker! You know that was your favorite part!! Oh, and hag...let's hang out soon, ya hear? Brent is going out of town on Thurs. WOOO HOOOO!! Or we can do something this weekend, let me know!

Hi Tricia! How are things going in your neck of the woods?

Howdy to everyone else! Get back here and get postin'! Where the heck is my pal, Angus?

 

[kimmar067]

...Bonnie-- I KNOW what I'D "do" to those poor wax stars ....