The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[Squidrific]

LOL! Ok, you asked for it!
Well? did you watch the You Tube? I forgot to say: Don't listen with young kids in the room (ooops)




I KNOW! I busted a rib and pee't a little!

I did! Flipping hilarious - I have been singing it in my head now since yesterday.

Wendy-you have great taste! I LOVE Stephen Lynch!!! Special Fred is one of my faves and my nickname for DH. Oooo-and the one he sings to his daughter about bringing home a new mommy tonight: HILARIOUS!!! I can't believe he's not the most famous comedian around.

And while I'm kissing up let me add Utah is a gorgeous state. When I lived in Colorado we'd go to Moab every spring to get out of the snow and do a little four-wheeling. And when we lived in Vegas we went four-wheeling and camping there all the time.

I agree about Stephen Lynch - the divorce song is hilarious. I also like the kill a kitten song - they are both so wrong and yet so funny.

Way to kiss up Angie. Did you mention that she needs to host a hag meet at her house???

 

[LBelle]

 

[Squidrific]

You really shouldn't eat popcorn before you go to the dentist Lisa...

 

[LBelle]

You really shouldn't eat popcorn before you go to the dentist Lisa...

Dang! You just HAD to bring up food, didn't ya? Don't you know I'm STARVING, practically to DEATH, right now?????

Nice.

Real nice.

 

[Squidrific]

Dang! You just HAD to bring up food, didn't ya? Don't you know I'm STARVING, practically to DEATH, right now?????

Nice.

Real nice.

Why are you starving? You can eat before you go to the dentist, you just shouldn't eat popcorn. Maybe if you brush your teeth after you eat it would be nice. Do you have running water up in the wilds of Canada to brush your teeth with?

 

[LBelle]

Why are you starving? You can eat before you go to the dentist, you just shouldn't eat popcorn. Maybe if you brush your teeth after you eat it would be nice. Do you have running water up in the wilds of Canada to brush your teeth with?

See, here in the Great White North (Canada!), our Anaesthesiologists frown on patients eating or drinking before putting us into comas!

Are you trying to kill me?

 

[Squidrific]

See, here in the Great White North (Canada!), our Anaesthesiologists frown on patients eating or drinking before putting us into comas!

Are you trying to kill me?

Sorry - I am able to get my teeth cleaned without an anesthesiologist on call! Goofball!

 

[UtahMama]

Wendy-you have great taste! I LOVE Stephen Lynch!!! Special Fred is one of my faves and my nickname for DH. Oooo-and the one he sings to his daughter about bringing home a new mommy tonight: HILARIOUS!!! I can't believe he's not the most famous comedian around.

And while I'm kissing up let me add Utah is a gorgeous state. When I lived in Colorado we'd go to Moab every spring to get out of the snow and do a little four-wheeling. And when we lived in Vegas we went four-wheeling and camping there all the time.

Oh My GOSH! Feel free to kiss up any time
I absolutely LOOOVE 4-wheeling!
I live in a newish neighborhood and we don't have grass our the back yard (still, after living here 3 yrs!) and we made a 4-wheeler track one day! *Disclaimer* Mind you, none of our neighbors minded and several came over to play too. AND this is all covered with top soil now for sod. Sigh.
(here's my 10 year old on the 4-zinger getting some air)

and...check out the SWEET temporary chain link fence separating us from a horse pasture with 10 horses (that daily migrate to my back fence for carrots and apples) And that is my neighbor's weedy yard. Me and my wuppy Amber:

I 've never been to Moab or any cool place Utah has to offer, like Zion or Arches National Parks. I don't mind camping if there's a porta potty or "johnny on the spot" handy

Stephen Lynch totally cracks me up! I have his album on my iPod and randomly bust up laughing inappropriately...while in public.

I did! Flipping hilarious - I have been singing it in my head now since yesterday.



I agree about Stephen Lynch - the divorce song is hilarious. I also like the kill a kitten song - they are both so wrong and yet so funny.

Yay! I knew I liked you!!!! That's the whole point of Stephen Lynch..."wrong" yet FUNNY!
The Divorce lullaby, My name is Satan, and Special Ed are my faves. "If I were gay" is funny too.

HOW on earth do you married hags pull off a girls-only meet???

 

[RobInBigKC]

HOW on earth do you married hags pull off a girls-only meet???

Oh, I've got some ideas on this one:
1. Their husbands trust them (uh, yeah).
2. Their husbands don't care. The requirement placed on them to care for their own children can effect this one however.
3. "Skillz", if you know what I mean.
4. Most husbands will GLADLY let their wife go away so that they can then have a CHIT of their own to call in in the future when they want to do a guys-only trip.

-- Rob

 

[kimmar067]

....SOMEONE apparently has lost their 'NINJA SKILZ'.....

 

[Squidrific]

HOW on earth do you married hags pull off a girls-only meet???

Well I only have one child - so it would be so much easier for me than someone with say...I don't know...um, 4! Also, maybe I told dh that I had a conference for work in Orlando once when I really didn't... (honestly, I don't think he believed that one)

Wendy I just spent the past 2 hours reading your 2006 TR - good times! Why did I just now find this? Why was I kept in the dark for so long?

Honestly, I'd love to have a meet with you. We could drink around the world together - you could drink your Diet Pepsi and be my designated walker! AND since you have your own sparkly tiara just like me and Bon - then we could also be princesses!

I know - I have DVC. You could tell your dh that you are doing a research trip, just to look into DVC and stay with me at BCV or AKV.

 

[coles1mom]

Squid, if you don't have enuff for the whole class

 

[Squidrific]

Squid, if you don't have enuff for the whole class

I'm an equal opportunity sharer - want to drink around the world with me too? I really like the gray goose slushies in France!

 

[UtahMama]

Well I only have one child - so it would be so much easier for me than someone with say...I don't know...um, 4! Also, maybe I told dh that I had a conference for work in Orlando once when I really didn't... (honestly, I don't think he believed that one)

Wendy I just spent the past 2 hours reading your 2006 TR - good times! Why did I just now find this? Why was I kept in the dark for so long?

Honestly, I'd love to have a meet with you. We could drink around the world together - you could drink your Diet Pepsi and be my designated walker! AND since you have your own sparkly tiara just like me and Bon - then we could also be princesses!

I know - I have DVC. You could tell your dh that you are doing a research trip, just to look into DVC and stay with me at BCV or AKV.

Well? Back then I didn't drink AT ALL. Now, I partake on occasion for medicinal purposes (dh, if you know what I mean)

Kept in the dark? LOL! Now you've seen the light???

And I have a feeling WE (all the posters on this thread, especially you) would get along swimmingly!

And, every day is a tiara day. Seriously!



Ok, I'm scanning Salt Lake City for a night time JOB.

UGH!

NEED to get out of debt and the house hasn't sold. Grrr.
I see a day in the next few years, where I can easily go trapsing around World Showcase with you's!!!! We may have to hold each other up since I'd be newly "free".

I used to be a hair color(u)rist (state lic. is expired) . I used to be a dental assistant, back in the day. I used to sell cosmetics at Nordstrom and MayCo. Now, I'm a nose wiper, bum cleaner, meal maker, gum scraper, multi-tasking MOTHER.

Maybe someone could PAY me to sit on my bummocks and play on the DIS all night???

 

[jbmom]

Oh My GOSH! Feel free to kiss up any time
I absolutely LOOOVE 4-wheeling!
I live in a newish neighborhood and we don't have grass our the back yard (still, after living here 3 yrs!) and we made a 4-wheeler track one day! *Disclaimer* Mind you, none of our neighbors minded and several came over to play too. AND this is all covered with top soil now for sod. Sigh.
(here's my 10 year old on the 4-zinger getting some air)

and...check out the SWEET temporary chain link fence separating us from a horse pasture with 10 horses (that daily migrate to my back fence for carrots and apples) And that is my neighbor's weedy yard. Me and my wuppy Amber:

I 've never been to Moab or any cool place Utah has to offer, like Zion or Arches National Parks. I don't mind camping if there's a porta potty or "johnny on the spot" handy

If you wanted to start a camp my kids would totally sign up! Dirt and 4 wheelers in the backyard would be paradise to them. Ah, who am I kidding it would be great fun for me too.

 

[RobInBigKC]

And I have a feeling WE (all the posters on this thread, especially you) would get along swimmingly!

Maybe someone could PAY me to sit on my bummocks and play on the DIS all night???

1. All of us? Really? Seriously? Even Shanaynay? (I can pick on her since she's off to the West Coast.) Hmmm.... You HAVE heard that I'm evil and a "bad seed" right?

2. I think all of those positions are day jobs. Sorry!

-- Rob

 

[RobInBigKC]

Ok, I'm scanning Salt Lake City for a night time JOB.

UGH!

NEED to get out of debt and the house hasn't sold. Grrr.
I see a day in the next few years, where I can easily go trapsing around World Showcase with you's!!!! We may have to hold each other up since I'd be newly "free".

I used to be a hair color(u)rist (state lic. is expired) . I used to be a dental assistant, back in the day. I used to sell cosmetics at Nordstrom and MayCo. Now, I'm a nose wiper, bum cleaner, meal maker, gum scraper, multi-tasking MOTHER.

Maybe someone could PAY me to sit on my bummocks and play on the DIS all night???

Ok, as I have sat here in one for the last three hours, it just came to me. How about your local public library? Are they open until 9 (which would get you off work around 9:30)? Obviously, the number of jobs is pretty small AND I have NO idea what the requirements are for the people that shelve and help checkout books BUT they have computers with internet access and they must have SOME slow times (though they probably have some crazy busy times too). This would also go with your love of reading and your kids could come in and "see you" (somewhat) if they needed a "mommy fix". On the downside, so could your DH (doh!) AND, uh, I'm not sure if YOU could be quiet enough to work in a library (can you go without dancing for more than 30 minutes? ).

-- Rob

 

[UtahMama]

1. All of us? Really? Seriously? Even Shanaynay? (I can pick on her since she's off to the West Coast.) Hmmm.... You HAVE heard that I'm evil and a "bad seed" right?

2. I think all of those positions are day jobs. Sorry!

-- Rob

Especially Shannon, whom I 'm SURE would love to car pool with an evil bad seed. Cross country.

(grrr!)

Ok, as I have sat here in one for the last three hours, it just came to me. How about your local public library? Are they open until 9 (which would get you off work around 9:30)? Obviously, the number of jobs is pretty small AND I have NO idea what the requirements are for the people that shelve and help checkout books BUT they have computers with internet access and they must have SOME slow times (though they probably have some crazy busy times too). This would also go with your love of reading and your kids could come in and "see you" (somewhat) if they needed a "mommy fix". On the downside, so could your DH (doh!) AND, uh, I'm not sure if YOU could be quiet enough to work in a library (can you go without dancing for more than 30 minutes? ).

-- Rob

Hmmm, interesting. I used to want to be a librarian. Books, internet, quiet.
I think I can try not to dance long enough to keep employed. Or, I can be that crazy dancing book shelver who keeps logging on to the DIS

If you wanted to start a camp my kids would totally sign up! Dirt and 4 wheelers in the backyard would be paradise to them. Ah, who am I kidding it would be great fun for me too.

It WAS soooo much fun!

I have to admit, it's even funner after the rain and the yard gets all kinds of muddy! Ohhhh yeahhhhh.

Dirt camp? I like it!

Squiddy- DVC scouting trip? It's so crazy it just might work! Give me time to save my pennies. Or win the Utah state lottery. Sounds like a blast. It'll be a while for me so you guys have to take lots of pics! I'll try not to mope out loud.

 

[Squidrific]

Morning Chatters! Where is everyone these days?

 

[Squidrific]

Squiddy- DVC scouting trip? It's so crazy it just might work! Give me time to save my pennies. Or win the Utah state lottery. Sounds like a blast. It'll be a while for me so you guys have to take lots of pics! I'll try not to mope out loud.

Well I'm not going to the meet, I'm going in January with the family. After spending the evening finishing your 2nd tr, though I think I may do a tr for my January trip. Have to think of a catchy title though.