The Mad Chatters thread Part 17

[Toot Sweet]

Bonnie: Have I mentioned that, "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts!"?

I think you've got a lov-e-ly bunch of WATERMELONS!

i am male 20..and no, i am a student. you really want to come to england?. it is freezing here!. hey...can i ask a random question?. do you like chitty chitty bang bang?

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? What's that?

Just kidding, yes, I do. Toot Sweet was my daughter's nickname. She was a gassy baby.

 

[Squidrific]

Oh come on Bonnie - don't forget about the nauseating car you used to have in your signature!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Only if you promise to wear me on your head like a hat. We better stop this talk - we don't want to get Rob all fired up over here do we?

And people wonder why I get points.... just look at the crowd I hang out with

-- Rob

 

[Toot Sweet]

Yeah, ok Aladdin!



Let's not encourage Rob, ok!

Hey, squid! Did you ever get my post card from WDW?

Oh come on Bonnie - don't forget about the nauseating car you used to have in your signature!

Who could forget about that? Zip it, or I'll bring it back...along with the eyeball.

And people wonder why I get points.... just look at the crowd I hang out with

-- Rob

Rob the Slob! How's it going, freak? Did you get my gift mailed out? I have your brickette ready to send.

 

[Squidrific]

And people wonder why I get points.... just look at the crowd I hang out with

-- Rob

You have amazingly great taste, obviously!

 

[Squidrific]

Has anyone seen the thread about how did Walt die? Am I the only one that wants to respond - well first he stopped breathing and then his heart stopped. Yeah, ok, must just be me again.

 

[Toot Sweet]

Has anyone seen the thread about how did Walt die? Am I the only one that wants to respond - well first he stopped breathing and then his heart stopped. Yeah, ok, must just be me again.

Nope, I missed that one, I guess. I have not been reading the DIS.

What are you having for dinner tonight? I have no idea. Maybe pigs in a blanket.

 

[Squidrific]

Nope, I missed that one, I guess. I have not been reading the DIS.

What are you having for dinner tonight? I have no idea. Maybe pigs in a blanket.

We are having grilled beef tenderloin, caesar salad (from the bag), and I don't know what else.

 

[fan of the TTA]

I think you've got a lov-e-ly bunch of WATERMELONS!



Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? What's that?

Just kidding, yes, I do. Toot Sweet was my daughter's nickname. She was a gassy baby.

thaught that's where the username came from...saw that at the stage theater....loved it. btw, aded you to messenger, just so you know

 

[Toot Sweet]

We are having grilled beef tenderloin, caesar salad (from the bag), and I don't know what else.

Hmmmm...grilled beef tenderloin and casesar salad, or pigs in blankets....

One of us is clearly a little more classy than the other.

 

[Rella Bella]

OH!!! Are we all gonna tell which of Bonnie's siggy's was our favorite???
YEAH!!

Mine was with out a doubt "The eyeball"!!!
But the M.E. Teapot is a close second!
You're the siggy champ my friend!

Has anyone seen the thread about how did Walt die? Am I the only one that wants to respond - well first he stopped breathing and then his heart stopped. Yeah, ok, must just be me again.

I saw it. Why would she want to talk to her kid about "how" he died? That seems kind of morbid to me. Wouldn't a generic "he got sick" end the whole conversation? But no... she has to do research so her 4 yr old (i'm guessing here) could be told "his right ventrical was plugged so his heart stopped", or whatever!! Good grief!!!!!!!!!! And YUCK too!!


I can't believe I missed you hags today. You were chatting here and I was floating around on the cb thinking if you posted it would show up there and I could run over, but I didn't see youse!

 

[luvmyboys]

Well spank me hard & call me Sally!!!! There was a party here tonight and I MISSED it! What can I say? (Wednesday is the new Tuesday Squiddy ).


Here's what I have to say to you wankers!

Only if you promise to wear me on your head like a hat. We better stop this talk - we don't want to get Rob all fired up over here do we?

Pausing for the visual here... Ok, got it. Permanently etched on my neural pathways, thankyouverymuch!

So, what is eveyrone getting me for Christmas?

A shiny green pickle, natch!

So I'm not really sure here, but are you saying that you are looking forward to Christmas? I mean could you spell it out or at least post it 2 or 3 times to help me?

ALERT ALERT! Smart-donkey's rump in the house! Who lit a fire in Squiddy's drawers today???

You are getting what I give you every year. I big lump of coal and a spanking.

Did you hear that Rob? Yes, I said spanking!

Poor Rob. I can see it all now. You've been framed!!

would love to live in tomorrowland, but no....about 40 mins drive from london england

Welcome fan of the TTA! Don't let these odd, perverted hags scare you! Well, maybe you should be a teeny bit scared. But at least there's an ocean between you!

Bonnie: Have I mentioned that, "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts!"?

Please tell me those coconuts are in a bottle labeled "Malibu."

And people wonder why I get points.... just look at the crowd I hang out with

-- Rob

 

[luvmyboys]

I can't believe I missed you hags today. You were chatting here and I was floating around on the cb thinking if you posted it would show up there and I could run over, but I didn't see youse! [/COLOR]

HI RELLA!!!! Are you there?? I think we're all alone on the DIS tonight.

Just wanted to say I agreed with you about the lady who told her kid the candid details of Walt's death. Ummm... a little TOO much info! There's telling the truth, and then telling TOO much truth, you know?

Anyway, how's the ice/power situation there? I heard we might be getting an ice storm Sat. evening. Thanks soooo much for sending it East!

 

[fan of the TTA]

Well spank me hard & call me Sally!!!! There was a party here tonight and I MISSED it! What can I say? (Wednesday is the new Tuesday Squiddy ).


Here's what I have to say to you wankers!



Pausing for the visual here... Ok, got it. Permanently etched on my neural pathways, thankyouverymuch!



A shiny green pickle, natch!



ALERT ALERT! Smart-donkey's rump in the house! Who lit a fire in Squiddy's drawers today???



Poor Rob. I can see it all now. You've been framed!!



Welcome fan of the TTA! Don't let these odd, perverted hags scare you! Well, maybe you should be a teeny bit scared. But at least there's an ocean between you!



Please tell me those coconuts are in a bottle labeled "Malibu."

are they a basketball team?, or football

 

[fan of the TTA]

thanks for the welcome, it's a nice thread in here.....i quite like it. just hope nothing to rude goes on.....lol

 

[Squidrific]

thanks for the welcome, it's a nice thread in here.....i quite like it. just hope nothing to rude goes on.....lol

Ok, could you please qualify this word for us. Now do you mean Rude as in:

#1 discourteous or impolite, esp. in a deliberate way? We would never be discourteous or impolite to each other deliberately around here.

#2 without culture, learning, or refinement Well unfortunately if you were looking for any of these you have wandered into the wrong thread.

#3 rough in manners or behavior; unmannerly; uncouth Well you've met Bonnie so you know the answer to this one.

#4 violent or tempestuous Yep, sorry that's me. I'm a great big hag!

Or do you possibly have a British definition for the word that I didn't mention above?

 

[Squidrific]

Well spank me hard & call me Sally!!!! There was a party here tonight and I MISSED it! What can I say? (Wednesday is the new Tuesday Squiddy ).



Please tell me those coconuts are in a bottle labeled "Malibu."

Hi Sally! I thought your name was Shannon though. Boy do I feel stupid calling you the wrong name all this time.

I can't believe you even had to ask the coconut question. If you were attending the February meet you would already know the answer to this question because there is a mega bottle of Malibu in my owner's locker just looking for some hags to belly up to the bar!

 

[Squidrific]

Well I guess I'm here all alone talking to myself again. Have you heard that song, "I want a Hippopatamus for Christmas"? It is stuck in my head. I am even singing it in that horrible high shrill little voice in my head. Somebody please kill me now!

 

[luvmyboys]

Ok, could you please qualify this word for us. Now do you mean Rude as in:

#1 discourteous or impolite, esp. in a deliberate way? We would never be discourteous or impolite to each other deliberately around here.

#2 without culture, learning, or refinement Well unfortunately if you were looking for any of these you have wandered into the wrong thread.

#3 rough in manners or behavior; unmannerly; uncouth Well you've met Bonnie so you know the answer to this one.

#4 violent or tempestuous Yep, sorry that's me. I'm a great big hag!

Or do you possibly have a British definition for the word that I didn't mention above?

Run FofTTA, RUN!!!!! Unfortunately, any way you define the word "rude," we probably fit!

Hi Sally! I thought your name was Shannon though. Boy do I feel stupid calling you the wrong name all this time.

I can't believe you even had to ask the coconut question. If you were attending the February meet you would already know the answer to this question because there is a mega bottle of Malibu in my owner's locker just looking for some hags to belly up to the bar!

I'm only Sally when I have the red church boots on....

Well I guess I'm here all alone talking to myself again. Have you heard that song, "I want a Hippopatamus for Christmas"? It is stuck in my head. I am even singing it in that horrible high shrill little voice in my head. Somebody please kill me now!

Uhhh oh. Someone's meds have worn off! (The Hippo is in the mail, BTW. FedEx.)

 

[Squidrific]

Run FofTTA, RUN!!!!! Unfortunately, any way you define the word "rude," we probably fit!



I'm only Sally when I have the red church boots on....

Uhhh oh. Someone's meds have worn off! (The Hippo is in the mail, BTW. FedEx.)

Don't worry - I'll just run down the hall to the employee hospital and get some of those meds that my company is so famous for! Wanna share? I can grab some ED meds too if anyone is interested in that.