The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

[MNFootballMommy]

Can you buy me a vowel please I would like an "O" please

 

[LaraK]

I'm home....you all are BAD today! (and it's "n"s I get paid for in booze, so you have to ask for an "n")

Went to lunch with a couple of Disers...it was fun!

 

[PrincessPAC]

I just have to announce - I GOT A CALL BACK FOR MY WHEEL OF FORTUNE AUDITION!!

Congratulations!

Make sure the first letter you call is an L so we know who you are.

No doubt!

Just make sure to keep them away from spidermen.

mnfootballmommy, I'm experimenting with the notion that one can simply decide to not be angry. I really have nothing to be angry about.

Yeah, Spiderman = bad!
Believe it or not, one of the coping techniques that I've been taught (to teach others - not myself ) is the concept of mind of matter - if you don't want to be angry, then make up your mind to not be angry. Some people say it works, though. Good luck! I sure don't want you to be in a funk!

That doesn't work for me. I get in moods where I feel annoyed at everything, sometimes for days on end, and I have to just blow up for it to go away. I try to not take it out on my husband, so sometimes I just lock myself in my bedroom and throw books at the wall until I feel better. If you decide to try it, a word of advice - paperbacks leave less gouges in the paint.

Throwing things works for me, and I figure that dri-wall putty is cheaper than marriage counseling.

See, this is my type of therapy. I swear people tell me that I'm a good counselor, but sometimes I just have trouble practicing what I preach. Throwing things - works for me. Recomending it to a student - ?

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

I'm home....you all are BAD today! (and it's "n"s I get paid for in booze, so you have to ask for an "n")

Went to lunch with a couple of Disers...it was fun!

Oh, who'd you go with, or is that top secret info?

 

[LaraK]

Oh, who'd you go with, or is that top secret info?

A couple PMSers...Pixie and Tig.

We really need an official Maryland meet soon.

 

[Lintasare]

Check out my city's AAA baseball team's mascot

Between innings he squirts people with water guns and silly string and dances in the infield.

 

[LaraK]

Check out my city's AAA baseball team's mascot

Between innings he squirts people with water guns and silly string and dances in the infield.

And I just commented on your team on the riddle....

 

[Lintasare]

And I just commented on your team on the riddle....

I saw...it's all good. His name is Orbit and he's an alien.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Fltwinmom - Congrats on the call back



Well I got some cleaning done this afternoon and then a sinus headache took over so I laid down for alittle while. It's finally has stopped, no thanks to the kids

Now it's time to figure out what to make for dinner and wash #1DS's baseball uniform for tomorrow's opening day.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Check out my city's AAA baseball team's mascot

Between innings he squirts people with water guns and silly string and dances in the infield.

He is cute.

Fltwinmom - Congrats on the call back



Well I got some cleaning done this afternoon and then a sinus headache took over so I laid down for alittle while. It's finally has stopped, no thanks to the kids

Now it's time to figure out what to make for dinner and wash #1DS's baseball uniform for tomorrow's opening day.

I hope the sinus headache stays away. I hate those.
My nephew opening day of baseball is coming up. I think I better call my brother and find out. If I miss it he will be so upset. I go to all the kids stuff.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Y'all I got the funniest book from the library today. It was published two years ago, so you guys have probably read it already, but OMG it sounds just like our loser thread...It's called "Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank", by Celia Rivenbark.

Here is a page from it that I thought y'all would find most amusing...


The hot toys this year talk a lot more than the ones in the past, and I'm not sure this is a good thing. Diva Starz dolls, we're told, "speak fashion-related phrases!"

What the h**l is a fashion-related phrase? Oh, I get it. Stuff that supermodels say. Stuff like, "I'd like a single leaf of arugula on a Wheat Thin, please and then I'll go throw it up" or "I'd like to act, but I have no talent!"

There's also the Lil Chefs Talking "smart" kitchen, a seventy-dollar plastic kitchen programmed with fifty sounds and phrases "typically heard in the kitchen." I'm hoping that includes the mantras from my kitchen: "Let's just throw out this slop and go to Wendy's" or "Don't answer that; it's a telemarketer!"

Maybe you kid aspires to be a fry cook. The McDonald's Food Cart comes with a little headset just like the dirve-through guy wears, presumably so you can pretend to mutter unintelligible gibberish to whoever you're playing with and they can scream, "What? What did you say?" just like the real drive -through.



This book is a real treat..the first chapter goes on and on about how she talks herself into taking her kid to WDW...what a hoot..This author could be posting on this thread, she is a true loser, can't sew a costume for Halloween, laughs at the perfect moms...OMG..

Her writing style favors someone on this thread, doncha think?

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Y'all I got the funniest book from the library today. It was published two years ago, so you guys have probably read it already, but OMG it sounds just like our loser thread...It's called "Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank", by Celia Rivenbark.

Here is a page from it that I thought y'all would find most amusing...


The hot toys this year talk a lot more than the ones in the past, and I'm not sure this is a good thing. Diva Starz dolls, we're told, "speak fashion-related phrases!"

What the h**l is a fashion-related phrase? Oh, I get it. Stuff that supermodels say. Stuff like, "I'd like a single leaf of arugula on a Wheat Thin, please and then I'll go throw it up" or "I'd like to act, but I have no talent!"

There's also the Lil Chefs Talking "smart" kitchen, a seventy-dollar plastic kitchen programmed with fifty sounds and phrases "typically heard in the kitchen." I'm hoping that includes the mantras from my kitchen: "Let's just throw out this slop and go to Wendy's" or "Don't answer that; it's a telemarketer!"

Maybe you kid aspires to be a fry cook. The McDonald's Food Cart comes with a little headset just like the dirve-through guy wears, presumably so you can pretend to mutter unintelligible gibberish to whoever you're playing with and they can scream, "What? What did you say?" just like the real drive -through.



This book is a real treat..the first chapter goes on and on about how she talks herself into taking her kid to WDW...what a hoot..This author could be posting on this thread, she is a true loser, can't sew a costume for Halloween, laughs at the perfect moms...OMG..

Her writing style favors someone on this thread, doncha think?

Who are you thinking is the hidden Loser author?

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Y'all I got the funniest book from the library today. It was published two years ago, so you guys have probably read it already, but OMG it sounds just like our loser thread...It's called "Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank", by Celia Rivenbark.

Here is a page from it that I thought y'all would find most amusing...


The hot toys this year talk a lot more than the ones in the past, and I'm not sure this is a good thing. Diva Starz dolls, we're told, "speak fashion-related phrases!"

What the h**l is a fashion-related phrase? Oh, I get it. Stuff that supermodels say. Stuff like, "I'd like a single leaf of arugula on a Wheat Thin, please and then I'll go throw it up" or "I'd like to act, but I have no talent!"

There's also the Lil Chefs Talking "smart" kitchen, a seventy-dollar plastic kitchen programmed with fifty sounds and phrases "typically heard in the kitchen." I'm hoping that includes the mantras from my kitchen: "Let's just throw out this slop and go to Wendy's" or "Don't answer that; it's a telemarketer!"

Maybe you kid aspires to be a fry cook. The McDonald's Food Cart comes with a little headset just like the dirve-through guy wears, presumably so you can pretend to mutter unintelligible gibberish to whoever you're playing with and they can scream, "What? What did you say?" just like the real drive -through.



This book is a real treat..the first chapter goes on and on about how she talks herself into taking her kid to WDW...what a hoot..This author could be posting on this thread, she is a true loser, can't sew a costume for Halloween, laughs at the perfect moms...OMG..

Her writing style favors someone on this thread, doncha think?

Who would that be
I have not heard of the book. But I now need to check it out.

 

[LaraK]

Amazon is my friend...it, and a companion book "Bless your Heart Tramp", will be here with free shipping in two days.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Who are you thinking is the hidden Loser author?

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I'll have to check out that book. It sounds pretty darn funny.

So, my husband has completely disassembled my van. It's in a zillion pieces. Something went wrong with the timing belt like a week and a half ago. He's been giving me the "Oh, it's fine to drive" line, but I didn't buy it. He pulled out the suspect part, and bearings dropped all over the pavement like flying cockroaches doused with Raid. Plink, plink, plink, everywhere. I just gave him a knowing look and said, "Fine to drive, eh?"

He's sulking.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Amazon is my friend...it, and a companion book "Bless your Heart Tramp", will be here with free shipping in two days.

There's one more, "We're Just Like You , Only Prettier"

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

As if my week in review isn't enough, now you're telling me I have to pay attention to people's writing styles as well?!?!?

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

I'll have to check out that book. It sounds pretty darn funny.

So, my husband has completely disassembled my van. It's in a zillion pieces. Something went wrong with the timing belt like a week and a half ago. He's been giving me the "Oh, it's fine to drive" line, but I didn't buy it. He pulled out the suspect part, and bearings dropped all over the pavement like flying cockroaches doused with Raid. Plink, plink, plink, everywhere. I just gave him a knowing look and said, "Fine to drive, eh?"

He's sulking.

Oh no, "Plink, Plink, Plink" is never a good sound for a vehicle...Slot machine..yes, car-no.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

As if my week in review isn't enough, now you're telling me I have to pay attention to people's writing styles as well?!?!?

We don't have to. That's what linty is here for with her spreadsheets and all.