The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

[RVGal]

So who wants to trade? I'll take all the crying, fighting, not listening children, and in return you will receive one cute adorable, tiny, squirmy, poop-eating puppy. The vet needs to hurry up and call us back. I can't take the watching her 24/7 to make sure she doesnt eat it. I promise, i'm a great babysitter!

You might want to re-think that offer. My 2 y/o has been know to finger paint with his own poop. When I mentioned that here, I found out it is not uncommon. In fact, somebody said that their DD ate her poop too.

You wouldn't be getting an upgrade.

 

[fraggle551]

You might want to re-think that offer. My 2 y/o has been know to finger paint with his own poop. When I mentioned that here, I found out it is not uncommon. In fact, somebody said that their DD ate her poop too.

You wouldn't be getting an upgrade.

Aw nuts. I was so hoping that the diapers would greatly improve the poop eating problem. I sure have a lot to look forward to in parenthood! Actually, I just went in and apologized to my mother if I had ever happened to cover her in poop. She said that I never managed that, but I was an excellent projectile vomiter. Apparently, I could hit the opposite wall of a room. It is all worth it though when you think about how much you love them. If I can love a puppy this much, I think it must be a pretty awesome feeling to love your child that much more. Its unreal, isn't it?

 

[fraggle551]

Ok here is Kaiya, the poop-eating, biting at air, wonderdog.

Sorry that these are big, I couldnt figure out how to resize them all.

and yes. I was DIS-ing in the bathroom. It takes a long time to blow dry her! I was bored

 

[Jack-Jack]

 

[Mkrop]

fraggle very cute puppy!

 

[fraggle551]

That's great. Whats that website? Im gonna need to head over there.

fraggle very cute puppy!

Thanks!! She's the very troubling love of my life

 

[mdrob214]

Cute puppy! I have to confess--mine eat poop, too. Yuk. How are you supposed to stop that, anyway? Other than the obvious picking it up right away--do losers do that?

My kids are home from the friends and bday party now. I guess I should cook food. What's everyone having tonight? (Notice I didn't say what's everyone cooking)

In true loser fashion I have clothes in the dryer that need to get folded, but I'll get to that later. We are in the process of transferring old VCR tapes of the kids to dvd. These are the big tapes from our mongo video camera that we got when DD was born--14 years ago! Wow--my kids were cute--almost make me want another. (Ok--no, not really but they were cute!)

 

[nataliela]

Fraggle! The puppy is so cute!!! Is it a maltese?



Mine tries to eat cat poo



He also eats air and gets really upset when you blow in his face!

 

[Lintasare]

He also eats air and gets really upset when you blow in his face!

I don't get how dogs hate it when you blow in their faces...but then in the car they stick there head out the window doing 50. Isn't that the same thing?

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I am having a semi-productive day. I got out of bed.

Nice. Keep up the good work

Hey Losers.
Anyone got anything to drink?

We have alot of things. What can I get you? Where have you been?

Sure you dont know me? My friends make fun of me because I pee oh....every half an hour? I know where every bathroom in all the places we go are. The 88 oz. of half and half is sure not helping me!

Are you sure you are not my Daughter? She also knows where every barthroom is.

I need someone to finish packing for me I managed to get everything thrown into the floor and that's about as far as I've made it.

Go get one of the kids you had to babysit on Friday Nite.

 

[fraggle551]

Cute puppy! I have to confess--mine eat poop, too. Yuk. How are you supposed to stop that, anyway? Other than the obvious picking it up right away--do losers do that?

My kids are home from the friends and bday party now. I guess I should cook food. What's everyone having tonight? (Notice I didn't say what's everyone cooking)

In true loser fashion I have clothes in the dryer that need to get folded, but I'll get to that later. We are in the process of transferring old VCR tapes of the kids to dvd. These are the big tapes from our mongo video camera that we got when DD was born--14 years ago! Wow--my kids were cute--almost make me want another. (Ok--no, not really but they were cute!)

I have a 3 pound bag of dark chocolate m&m's. I can share!!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Yup...I have a gift card for Chico's burning a hole in my pocket and there's a Chico's outlet over across the bay from me.

I need to get some new stuff for work, the new job isn't as formal as my last job so I get to wear slacks instead of suits every day. I also need new shoes, but I know I will not find any that are cute...my feet are too big....sorry Bomb!

My feet are to small. I wear a 3kids. I buy 4's. I still get toys with my shoes and sneakers. And yes at 43 I have 2 pairs of sneakers that lite up when I walk.

Be sure to pick up some odd-numbered pants.

Glad to see you remember things from last night.

Give her some beer. That would make a cute pic too.

that would be animal abuse. But cute

Chicos has "special" sizes so all the rich women can say they wear a small size. The only sizes are 0-3...but all the clothes are stretchy...REALLY stretchy!

I always dress inappropriately when I shop at Chicos. Most of the patrons go there fully decked out, complete make up, expensive jewelry, etc... because it's an "upscale" establishement. I go in in jeans and a polo and crocs...I just don't care. The look at me funny until I pull out the credit card and the see the color. stupid!

I love how sweet they become when they see the color of my amex card. I have told sales staff that five minutes ago you thought I was white trailer trash now you love me.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

I need someone to finish packing for me I managed to get everything thrown into the floor and that's about as far as I've made it.

Isn't that how you packed at home to go to school?

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

fraggle
You puppy is sweet. I am trying to talk WardenJohn into getting me. I showed him the pictures. He said maybe later.

 

[fraggle551]

Are you sure you are not my Daughter? She also knows where every barthroom is.

Well in case you are my mommy....send money!

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You puppy is sweet. I am trying to talk WardenJohn into getting me. I showed him the pictures. He said maybe later.

Thanks! Shes the love of my life, but a ton of work. My mom keeps laughing cause all I keep saying is that I understand how much work babies are now. She just laughs when I complain about the not sleeping and all the poop cleaning up. I hope you guys do get a dog when you're all done with your treatments. Shes brought so much more love into our home.

I think Natalie asked about the breed, but I forgot to quote. She's a Shih Tzu. We've never had small dogs before, but we just love her. She's so funny and puppy-like. Its great.

 

[LaraK]

My feet are to small. I wear a 3kids. I buy 4's. I still get toys with my shoes and sneakers. And yes at 43 I have 2 pairs of sneakers that lite up when I walk.

Glad to see you remember things from last night.


that would be animal abuse. But cute

I love how sweet they become when they see the color of my amex card. I have told sales staff that five minutes ago you thought I was white trailer trash now you love me.

Yeah, I hate that so much. Why treat me differently because I have mom jeaans on? My money spends the same!

BTW...I grew out of kids shoes at like 8. I wear a size 12 now. That's why Threep and I get along so well, we big foot bond.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Yeah, Fraggle, bed is good!!

Today is already much better than yesterday. Yesterday was one of those days where everything I touched or looked at turned to crap.

I slept in this morning. DS3 is taking a nap right now, so the house is quiet. I've started the laundry, loaded the dishwasher, watered the plants (including the 30 pound cabbage head DS8 is supposed to keep alive til August) and I'm getting ready to do a room by room cleaning.

Well, I say "getting ready to" but my butt is waiting til DS3 wakes up from his little nap. I'm soooooooo not going to look the "peace and quiet" gift horse in the mouth!

What the heck is THAT all about

I hear that! Seems like everywhere we go today DH & I are running into pregnant women--and they all look about ready to pop! What happened 8-9 months ago? Who know, but I'm sure glad I didn't drink any of that water!

I have a dog that acts like a cat. Does that count?
And I think I might be willing to trade my almost-40 year old for your 53 year old if you want. I heard yours cooks and cleans! Mine is capable of both, just never does them--except last night at 11:00 he decide to fold a load of clothes so he could get the load out of the washer and into the dryer. Duh! That's what laundry baskets are for!

I have DD and friend practicing for a band competition--they're doing a duet. Let's jsut say they need a bit practice right now! I even got rid of DS for the afternoon and as soon as I take all the girls to a bday party Dh and I will have a whole hour to ourselves

So what did you do for the other 54 minutes

Nah. Spring break is over tomorrow. I don't want to get up early tomorrow and take the kids to school.

My kids break isn't till the week of the 21st......My in-laws are taking both kids all day so DH & I don't have to take time off from work

OMG!!!

Yeah, I hate that so much. Why treat me differently because I have mom jeaans on? My money spends the same!

BTW...I grew out of kids shoes at like 8. I wear a size 12 now. That's why Threep and I get along so well, we big foot bond.

I'm a size 10 shoe and I know how bad having big feet stinks.....pun sorta intended There is no such thing as a "cute" shoe when they are the size of small boats

 

[Lintasare]

I'm a size 10 shoe and I know how bad having big feet stinks.....pun sorta intended There is no such thing as a "cute" shoe when they are the size of small boats

My foot isn't long but it is wide. Have you ever tried finding cute sandals or dress shoes in a double wide? I didn't think so.

The only shoes that actually come in my size are New Balance sneakers...there I am a 7W, anything else is anywhere from a 7.5-9. And when I find shoes that do fit well...they are granny shoes.

 

[LaraK]

Well, we're awfully quiet this evening, so I'm gonna read a book and head to bed. You all be good.

 

[Jack-Jack]

Well, we're awfully quiet this evening, so I'm gonna read a book and head to bed. You all be good.

You are very similar to my wife in that respect. The other night, we were watching a show on tv...just got the kids to bed...then I heard the slow, steady, heavy breathing. She was asleep at 8:30.