The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

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Gosh, the last time I had a real drink night, it was over a year ago!!

I promised everyone I was with that I was going to have one of whatever everyone else was drinking. Since only about 5 of them were drinking, I moved on to other things. The bartender and owner (a friend of mine) pulled out a list of drinks -- all with dirty names. So I had fun being their guinea pig, since they had never made most of the drinks on the list.

I finished off the night with three shots of crown because someone bet me I couldn't do it and still stand up (especially since I'd already had about 20 drinks in me). I'm proud to say that I won that bet. To which my friends began to call me a closet alcoholic since there was no way they could believe I could hold that much liquor and not pass out/throw up/fall down.

Hmmmmm.....maybe we need a drink night....what's in the middle of us?

The second DS goes down I'm fixing myself a BIG Kahlua and cream.
 

Hi everyone:wave2:

Is it ok if I join? Im only 20 (will be 21 in 12 days!) but I promise, im a LOSER! My dorm room should be condemned, and well as my room at home. In fact, last year my mom redid our house. She made someone build me a closet to 'keep all my crap that I still haven't parted with in all these years' her words! My kitchen floor hasn't been mopped in quite some time, and im not quite sure the last time someone vacuumed our apartment at school. Does this qualify me?

I have to admit that i've been reading through this in the past day and you guys are just hysterical. I keep thinking how well id fit in here, and well I hope you don't mind!

Kate
 
Hmmmmm.....maybe we need a drink night....what's in the middle of us?

The second DS goes down I'm fixing myself a BIG Kahlua and cream.

YES!:yay: :cheer2: DRINK NIGHT!!! I may know a thing or two:angel:
 
Hi everyone:wave2:

Is it ok if I join? Im only 20 (will be 21 in 12 days!) but I promise, im a LOSER! My dorm room should be condemned, and well as my room at home. In fact, last year my mom redid our house. She made someone build me a closet to 'keep all my crap that I still haven't parted with in all these years' her words! My kitchen floor hasn't been mopped in quite some time, and im not quite sure the last time someone vacuumed our apartment at school. Does this qualify me?

I have to admit that i've been reading through this in the past day and you guys are just hysterical. I keep thinking how well id fit in here, and well I hope you don't mind!

Kate

That depends....

If you had your name on - say - a bowl of jello in your dorm room. And your roommate came home and ATE your jello.... what would you say?

;)

Just think of it as an initiation question. No pressure.
 
Hi everyone:wave2:

Is it ok if I join? Im only 20 (will be 21 in 12 days!) but I promise, im a LOSER! My dorm room should be condemned, and well as my room at home. In fact, last year my mom redid our house. She made someone build me a closet to 'keep all my crap that I still haven't parted with in all these years' her words! My kitchen floor hasn't been mopped in quite some time, and im not quite sure the last time someone vacuumed our apartment at school. Does this qualify me?

I have to admit that i've been reading through this in the past day and you guys are just hysterical. I keep thinking how well id fit in here, and well I hope you don't mind!

Kate

I thought you where my DD. :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Her dorm room I think is going to be condemed
 
Hmmmmm.....maybe we need a drink night....what's in the middle of us?

The second DS goes down I'm fixing myself a BIG Kahlua and cream.

I could totally do Kent Island. Crabs and booze in the same place is ALWAYS good.
 
Hi everyone:wave2:

Is it ok if I join? Im only 20 (will be 21 in 12 days!) but I promise, im a LOSER! My dorm room should be condemned, and well as my room at home. In fact, last year my mom redid our house. She made someone build me a closet to 'keep all my crap that I still haven't parted with in all these years' her words! My kitchen floor hasn't been mopped in quite some time, and im not quite sure the last time someone vacuumed our apartment at school. Does this qualify me?

I have to admit that i've been reading through this in the past day and you guys are just hysterical. I keep thinking how well id fit in here, and well I hope you don't mind!

Kate



A LOSER IN TRAINING!!!! fraggles, you sound like you have great loser potential at such a young age. C'mon in...just move that bag of trash off the chair, I think WardenJohn was supposed to take out the trash today..Kick those shoes out of the way, don't trip over all the toys. Here, just put this matchbook under the chair leg so it won't wobble.

You may be our youngest Loser, hope you don't mind. We are a friendly and accepting bunch who would rather sit around and yak than do almost anything productive..
 
A LOSER IN TRAINING!!!! fraggles, you sound like you have great loser potential at such a young age. C'mon in...just move that bag of trash off the chair, I think WardenJohn was supposed to take out the trash today..Kick those shoes out of the way, don't trip over all the toys. Here, just put this matchbook under the chair leg so it won't wobble.

You may be our youngest Loser, hope you don't mind. We are a friendly and accepting bunch who would rather sit around and yak than do almost anything productive..
Do you think we should let her know about the hisser and the pissa and slobbermouth yet:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 
hey now that we have men as part of our group they get to do all the lifting for the move:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Ok, I pulled out my thesaurus (actually, thesaurus.com), and then I realized how friggin hard it is to come up with an acronym for LOSERS.

So then I used some kind of acronym finder. That went rather poorly, yeilding 0 results.

So, the best that I can come up with (and don't laugh at my loser-ish attempt at this):

Lots Of Spirited, Entertaining Ramblers & Slackers -- The LOSERS Return!
 
That depends....

If you had your name on - say - a bowl of jello in your dorm room. And your roommate came home and ATE your jello.... what would you say?

;)

Just think of it as an initiation question. No pressure.

:rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao:
 
hey now that we have men as part of our group they get to do all the lifting for the move:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

I thought they could start by taking out the trash...
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We could start a "Honey-Do" list..
 
That depends....

If you had your name on - say - a bowl of jello in your dorm room. And your roommate came home and ATE your jello.... what would you say?

;)

Just think of it as an initiation question. No pressure.

Jello or...pudding? (did I get that right?;) ) Well im a born and bred New Yorker, and im never afraid to speak my mind! Actually come to think of it, one of my suitemates is scared of me. Mind you this girl has a good foot & 30 pounds on me. She came home after a little too much partying on a Wednesday night when I had an 8 am test on Thurs. She was throwing a hissy fit, and I promptly got up and told her exactly where to go and to quit wakin everyone up cause we needed to sleep! She won't talk to me anymore :cool1:


So...did I pass?
 
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