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That's true...I am an admitted threadkiller (Oh, did I not mention that earlier? :confused3 ), so I strike fear in the hearts of tens when I show up on those boards! :surfweb:

Boy, I really need to start wearing my glasses!!! I was trying to figure out why you strike fear in the hearts of teens :confused3

Welcome boys! :cool2:

Glad you are here, but don't get 'too' self-confident about your male alliance here. Remember, we can go all "PMS" on you~:scared1:

That's right...ALL OF US AT THE SAME TIME! :rotfl2:

Now go grab your wives a snack and a drink...enjoy!:thumbsup2

ALRIGHT!!!! We have our very own cabana boys :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

You can't be serious!:rotfl2:

I thought you guys would lenjoy this little story about my 3 year old grandson that for some reason does not like to go poop in the potty. His underwear is the potty of choice. So this afternoon he and his sister were outside playing in my front yard. DGS comes running in the house yelling, "Gramma, Gramma, I didn't poop in my pants". He was grinning from ear to ear and was so proud of himself. So I asked him if he needed to go potty and he said, "No Gramma, I went outside" again proud of himself. :scared1: '

The kicker was when his sister announced he went potty beside Gramma's fountain, DGS insisted we all go outside and admire what he did.

Now what can you say about a big turd in your flower garden beside the fountain?????????????:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

:eek: .........:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Yes I do and if you will ask your DW she will tell you I am better know as
"Queen of Free".

Or Queen of c.FREE.s :thumbsup2
 
Boy, I really need to start wearing my glasses!!! I was trying to figure out why you strike fear in the hearts of teens :confused3



ALRIGHT!!!! We have our very own cabana boys :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:



:eek: .........:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:



Or Queen of c.FREE.s :thumbsup2

That would be me too! :cool1:

Heck I still know where to get moonshine on a Sat night back home you guys can't be too bad :laughing:

We are not bad at all. :rolleyes1 But we do love a good time.
 
Hi Losers...boy have I had a crappy afternoon. I was parked at DSs' school and someone broke my passenger window and reached in an stole my purse. I know..stupid, stupid, stupid. I can't even say this is a rare occurrence, I ALWAYS lock my purse in my car when I go to their school. It was very weird, I came out of the school with the boys, started to cross the parking lot, and a police officer drove by and I said "hi" to her because I recognized her from standing in line at Subway with her last Friday..we had a conversation about the Middle school she "guarded", I wanted to know if it was a safe school...anyway, she said, "Am I here for you?" I thought she was kidding around, so I said, "I hope not!" Then she kept driving and I walked over to my car, opened the drivers door, and noticed the passenger window...gone...glass everywhere. So I went and flagged her down, she came back.

I'm in the same boat...My phone fell out of my purse...and now its off (aka- someone has it)...I am so upset! Its the only phone in the house and my husband is going away tomorrow until sunday:headache:
 

Hi y'all..can't sleep..I got this email today. I know I've posted something similar, but this one says a lot more..some of it makes me laugh because I can hear the exact words coming out on this thread every day..thanks for the laughs, guys!


Mothers
>
> If you send this to just one person, it should make it all the way around
the world by Mother's Day.
>
> This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in
their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry
Kool-Aid saying, 'It's okay honey, Mommy's here.'
>
> Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who
can't be comforted.
>
> This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair
and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse.
>
> For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween
costumes. And all the mothers who DON'T.
>
> This for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the
mothers who took those babies and gave them homes.
>
> This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections are hanging on
their refrigerator doors.
>
> And for all the mothers who froze their buns on metal bleachers at
football or soccer games instead of watching from the warmth of their cars.
>
> And that when their kids asked, 'Did you see me, Mom?' they could say,
'Of course, I wouldn't have missed it for the world,' and mean it.
>
> This is for all the mothers who yell at their kids in the grocery store
and swat them in despair when they stomp their feet and scream for ice cream
before dinner. And for all the mothers who count to ten instead, but realize
how child abuse happens.
>
> This is for all the mothers who go hungry, so their children can eat.
>
> For all the mothers who read 'Goodnight, Moon' twice a night for a year.
And then read it again. 'Just one more time.'
>
> This is for all the mothers who taught their children to tie their
shoelaces before they started school. And for all the mothers who opted for
Velcro instead.
>
> This is for all the mothers who teach their sons to cook and their
daughters to sink a jump shot.
>
> This is for every mother whose head turns automatically when a little
voice calls 'Mom?' in a crowd, even though they know their own offspring
are at home -- or even away at college ~or have their own families.
>
> This is for all the mothers who sent their kids to school with stomach
aches, assuring them they'd be just FINE once they got there, only to get
calls from the school nurse an hour later asking them to please pick them
up. Right away.
>
> This is for mothers whose children have gone astray, who can't find the
words to reach them.
>
> For all the mothers who bite their lips until they bleed when their 14
year olds dye their hair green.
>
> For all the mothers of the victims of recent school shootings, and the
mothers of those who did the shooting.
>
> For the mothers of the survivors, and the mothers who sat in front of
their TVs in horror, hugging their child who just came home from school,
safely.
>
> This is for all the mothers who taught their children to be peaceful, and
now pray they come home safely from a war.
>
> What makes a good Mother anyway? Is it patience? Compassion? Broad hips?
>
> The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and sew a button on a shirt, all
at the same time?
>
> Or is it in her heart?
>
> Is it the ache you feel when you watch your son or daughter disappear down
the street, walking to school alone for the very first time?
>
> The jolt that takes you from sleep to dread, from bed to crib at 2 A.M. to
put your hand on the back of a sleeping baby?
>
> The panic, years later, that comes again at 2 A.M. when you just want to
hear their key in the door and know they are safe again in your home?
>
> Or the need to flee from wherever you are and hug your child when you hear
news of a fire, a car accident, a child dying?
>
> The emotions of motherhood are universal and so our thoughts are for young
mothers stumbling through diaper changes and sleep deprivation... And
mature mothers learning to let go.
>
> For working mothers and stay-at-home mothers.
>
> Single mothers and married mothers.
>
> Mothers with money, mothers without.
>
> This is for you all. For all of us...
>
> Hang in there. In the end we can only do the best we can. Tell them every
day that we love them. And pray and never stop being a mom..
>
> Please pass along to all the Moms in your life.
>
> 'Home is what catches you when you fall - and we all fall.'
>
> Please pass this to a wonderful mother or mother figure you know.
>
> (I just did!)
 
I'm in the same boat...My phone fell out of my purse...and now its off (aka- someone has it)...I am so upset! Its the only phone in the house and my husband is going away tomorrow until sunday:headache:

Well you and I ought to get together. I HAVE my phone, but no purse..You have a purse, but no phone....crap...:laughing:
 
Oh yes, we all have them :sad2:



OOOOOHHHHHHH another victim :idea: I mean recruit! :woohoo:



Don't think you can hog the computer now :thumbsup2



Well, there are a few males around here, but we have yet to determine which ones are men.....Hmmmm we'll have to come up with some test your manliness and see how high y'all score:idea:



Who named Warden John = goes to the grave :laughing:
But I think I have to step up and take the naming of Hissa :wave:

we have two computers. Lucky for him

I say we do give them a test:rotfl2:
 
Up early here too. Will wait to get the kids out the door and then back to bed for me.
 
HRH I am so sorry about your car and purse but yes you and the kids being safe is all that matters. I have know that feeling. When I was in college my car got broken into a lot, it was such a feeling of violation.

Natalie stinks on the phone situtaion.

Welcome Warden John I am glad JJ and Fire have some playmates but just remember girls rule boys drool:dance3: Now seriously this is a fun group, so enjoy!
 
Warden John?

does that mean we'll be punished if we misbehave?

:rotfl:
 
Hey losers.

I'm so tired. My husband took the day off so we could go spend some time with his grandparents, and then he decided to go work on his friend's boat at 7 this morning. He wanted to have a conversation with me before he left, which woke me up. Normally I would be okay with that, but the conversation was about something really stupid and I got mad that he woke me up, so then I couldn't go back to sleep.

I ramble when I'm tired.

I need to think of something to do around here today with two old people, one of who gets tired super easily and can't walk far.
 
I got TAGS!!:cool1:

How do they look? Do they make my butt look big??



Thanks TF:goodvibes
 
Warden John?

does that mean we'll be punished if we misbehave?

:rotfl:

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Hey losers.

I'm so tired. My husband took the day off so we could go spend some time with his grandparents, and then he decided to go work on his friend's boat at 7 this morning. He wanted to have a conversation with me before he left, which woke me up. Normally I would be okay with that, but the conversation was about something really stupid and I got mad that he woke me up, so then I couldn't go back to sleep.

I ramble when I'm tired.

I need to think of something to do around here today with two old people, one of who gets tired super easily and can't walk far.

That was my day Tuesday :headache: I went to bed around 1:00 AM - have to get up at 7AM to get everyone off to school, me to work. The hubby wakes me up at 5AM and asks me to look at his face...WTH!!!! He's had a rash for DAYS and haven't I noticed??? Don't I LOOK at him???? Whine, whine, whine :headache: Let me get this straight, you've had something for DAYS and your waking me up at 5 freaking AM :headache: It basically looked like he used my exfoliator soap on his face and scraped across the bridge of his nose/upper cheeks raw :sad2: No real rash and it didn't look bad, just red but you'd have thought it was the plague the way he's been going on :confused3
 
I got TAGS!!:cool1:

How do they look? Do they make my butt look big??

You look mahhhhvelous. ;)



That was my day Tuesday :headache: I went to bed around 1:00 AM - have to get up at 7AM to get everyone off to school, me to work. The hubby wakes me up at 5AM and asks me to look at his face...WTH!!!! He's had a rash for DAYS and haven't I noticed??? Don't I LOOK at him???? Whine, whine, whine :headache: Let me get this straight, you've had something for DAYS and your waking me up at 5 freaking AM :headache: It basically looked like he used my exfoliator soap on his face and scraped across the bridge of his nose/upper cheeks raw :sad2: No real rash and it didn't look bad, just red but you'd have thought it was the plague the way he's been going on :confused3

That's what he gets for using girly facial products. ::yes::
 
Good Morning,

We had frog cupcakes for breakfast. Everyone's teeth are Green. I'm sure Daughter's teacher will be thrilled that I let her have 2 cupcakes this morning. I have just officially disqualified myself from Mother Of The Year.

Welcome to The Warden.

Twin,

You look great!

Kellie,

You are no longer a points virgin. Shame on you, I am so disappointed.

Linda,

Sorry to hear about your purse. I am glad that you and the kids are safe. Hopefully they gave up trying to use the cards after they were canceled.

Nat,

Sorry about the phone too.

Mandi,

Tell your husband next time he uses girly products he needs to ask for instructions. Hey, how is the new job going?
 
Morning LOSERS!! Man you guys were busy yesterday.

I might be in for a long day. It's thunderstorming here and the dog has been freaking out. I need to look at the radar and see if it would be worth it to drug the dog.

Totally need to do some winnerish things around the house today. I'll be stopping by from time to time to check on you all.


Hi Losers...boy have I had a crappy afternoon. I was parked at DSs' school and someone broke my passenger window and reached in an stole my purse. .

I'm sorry. :hug: You're not the only one who leaves their purse in the car tho.

My SIL called. For me to give her advice. This situation is so screwed up that Dear Abby couldn't help her.

It's really sad to know that I'm the SANE one in my family.

I totally know the feeling of being the only sane one. I spent two weeks in the hospital with my mom a couple of years ago and I told everyone I was going to need some of their crazy pills. My aunt pipes up and says, "They're not crazy pills, they're Fruity Pebbles!!" :rolleyes:

I'd hate to have to clean my house AND break someone's face all in the same day.
That would make a great tag!!

almost
Hi Kellie is showing me the ropes

Welcome to the Warden!!

Being a Warden and a Marine we might be able to hold our own for a bit but I will look for a fall back postion in case our perimeter gets over ran:thumbsup2
Smart man. Good you realized that early.

Welcome boys! :cool2:

Glad you are here, but don't get 'too' self-confident about your male alliance here. Remember, we can go all "PMS" on you~:scared1:
Well, not me, but I have pregnancy hormones and as the t-shirt DH bought me last weekend says , "You really wanna start with the pregnant lady?"

I need to think of something to do around here today with two old people, one of who gets tired super easily and can't walk far.
Card games. That's what we do with DH's grandma and her hubby.
 
Good morning everyone! I just wanted to check in, but I'll have to wait until this afternoon to catch up on the NOVEL of posts that you guys have created overnight! I can definitely tell what you all are doing when you're not cleaning! :lmao:

Oh, & I noticed that I FINALLY HAVE A TAG!!!!!!!!! :cool1: :yay: :dance3: :yay: :cool1:

Who knows what in the world I was talking about when I said that, but anyway - I feel so special. It's going to be a good day! :banana:
 
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