The Last Word Beach House

[damom2daboyz]

deb after the lovely romp with Hugh in her loft bedroom tastefully decorated in deep purples and luscious reds, opens her door, looks both ways then tiptoes to where Pam's cage is continuing to spin out of control. Poor Pam looks a little green around the gills.

Hi Pam. I would have been here sooner but you know I had to have my new room initiation with Hugh first.

unzips trusty white nursing fanny pack to find her metal bar ulcerifier...made completely of the most toxic substance that can cut thru anything...that which is found only in catheter (tinkle) bags that have gone months without changing

Don't worry Pam, here done this pair of goggles to protect your eyes from the fumes. Don't worry about the smell...it will eventually wear off in a year or two. However it will be stuck in your nose hairs for a indefinite period of time.

Mission Impossible theme music rises up in the background as Deb cuts thru the bars, taking care to keep an ever watchful eye out for the other YaYas.

Don't worry Pam...almost done...uh oh...
Deb quickly stands up straight turning her back to her handy work as Beanie and company walk by...

Hi all...Just here talking with good ole Pam...making fun of her lovely green appearance.

Beanie gives Deb a distasteful ugh glance rolling her eyes that says "like I really care or what...I've got bigger fish to fry...or skater boys to steal". Deb quickly turns back to her work, a couple more drips, zzzzzpppttt. The bars pop off easily enough. Deb looks up in expectance of joyous thank you only to have Pam lean out of the cage and barf in her upturned face.

Wiping chunks of undigested squirrel off her face Deb says "Ugh...Pammmmmmm. Man you really owe me.

 

[damom2daboyz]

Lars-

Sorry to hear about your FIL...I hope things turn out alright. I will keep you all in my prayers and thoughts. {{{HUGS}}}

 

[LucyStorm]

...made completely of the most toxic substance that can cut thru anything...that which is found only in catheter bags that have gone months without changing

LMAO! Jodie and I know EXACTLY what you mean by this!

 

[jldriscoll]

I don't think I can get any place around here decent for under $90, Bonnie!!

Where do you fly out?

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by kejoda
Sorry Jennifer. I feel for you. So when dothe kids get out of school in your area?

Mid June (the 12th I think)

 

[Meriweather]

Quick hello.....



I finally brought the suitcases upstairs!!
And threw a couple things in them.

OKay....back to work.
Hope you are all having a good day.

 

[LucyStorm]

Usually Toledo or Cleveland. My other thought is that we get a for real beach house either on Lake Erie or Ocean City, MD or Va. Beach for a long weekend. If we did OC, we could caravan, we could stop in Cleveland and pick up whoever flew in. Jennifer could come here, then we could pick up Sherry, and Betty could get Elaine and meet us somewhere along the way. (Maybe New Stanton)

Oh the plans I could make!

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Mothy, Mothy, Mothy!!! Good grief, it took me almost 3 hours to catch up!! Good thing Mel and Patrick had the rugs and stereo packed in time for the move. Love our new suite, BTW!! Why the shower is big enuff for 4 people!! And spray heads on 3 sides--WOW!!! And the den with the sunken fireplace, hot tub AND dance floor! Looking good for rainy days and chilly nights!!!

Hey, I didn't realize there were so many fellow Ohioans here! I'm from Cincinnati, myself! Stick with King's Island, girls!! King's Dominion is 3 times as crowded.

So many issues have come and gone......Thanks for the poetry. I plead bifocals!!!!! Lars, hope your FIL is better soon!

Beanie, good work on Pam!

Deb, I think you got yours!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

Karen, sounds like a marvelous dinner plan!

Everybody well today? Colds, sniffles, sore throats and headaches better? Got busy sewing yesterday and before I knew it, it was bedtime!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Thanks Beth. My throat is all better, so it must have just been allergies.

I forgot to tell you all. A few weeks ago, DD made honor roll (yes, I know I told you that). We decided that a reward was in order. So we asked dd what she would like to do one weekend with mom and dad. Her response-go to the beef jerky outlet store! So we were off to Michigan today to go to the beef jerky outlet store in Dundee. LOL. I don't usually like beef jerky, but this stuff was homemade and GOOD! My dd is a little strange sometimes!

 

[kejoda]

HI Beth I was wondering where you were!

 

[Kama89]

*Excuse me while I tear my eyes away from my email inbox* My oh my that's a.... uh... well... let's just say that I'd have the most talked about siggy pic on the CB if I used this lovely pic of Boo Boo I just received via email.* First black nail polish on his toes, and now this!! *Putting eyeballs back in and picking jaw up off floor now*

AH POOPS!!!! Not again!?!? I just got him back!! Apolo!?!?! What am I going to do with you?!?! I cannot believe you are so easily persuaded by these Ya Ya chicks! Do you have no control m'dear!?! Twenty four hours ago, he was begging me to take him back, and now this! Can't you see that she's just doing this to upset me?! The woman hates me I tell... she's scary beyond all reason... can't you see what she's trying to do. She wants my secret little love nest hideaway and she thinks if she can get me angry enough, that I'll leave so that she can have my precious hideaway all to herself. Goodness knows where you'd be then. She'd probably toss you out on your cute little grace and move Lord knows who in there with her. She's never stated her preferences, probably some little dweebmeister she's ashamed to admit to. Something tells me I was a fool for ever taking you back.

Did someone say Vegas!?!

*Note to self* Get on Damom's good side and then sic her on Beanieweeniethemaneatingdork

Karen, How sweet of the AK people to do all of that for you!!

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Beth and her sewing machine have been busy on a project for Dis Con. She and her DH now have matching Buzz Lightyear shirts!!! LOL!!!

 

[jldriscoll]

Bonnie!! Again..you'll be within a half hour of my house!!!!
Sheesh girl!!!!

 

[Pam]

Bonnie,
Your DD would fit right in with my bunch! But DH and DS make their own "world famous deer jerky"!! (big surprise there, huh?

Debbie,
Ummmmmmm.......... when you describe the rescue scene THAT way - I think I'd rather stay in the cage!! (Pam goes to BARF now because that mental picture of Debbie's "tool" has really, really made her sick!!)

Pam

 

[yensid1071]

Hi all. Finally got a chance to check into the new home, but haven't finished reading the last of the mansion or the first 18 pages of the beach house. You all sure are a mothy group!!

Vegas?? Did someone say Vegas?? Kimmie, remember Vegas? Surely you do. I mean, w/ what happened and all. But this mrfuzzychin.... *sigh* I guess I really need to read up on the thread, but I'm too lazy right now.

Okay, time to wallow in my misery in front of the grill. On the menu tonight: burgers. Anyone want one?

 

[Lars624]

I missed something...........where will Bonnie be that's a 1/2 hour from you Jen?

 

[damom2daboyz]

Oh Pammmmm....

debbie sneaks up on Pam as she is retching

Pleaaaazzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeee. It couldn't possibly be worse than the thoughts of your roadkill stew??!!

Deb produces from her little fanny pack another cage for Pammy and the supersize roll of lime green duct tape

See if I help you again. I never promised you that it would pretty...Now...back into your cage!!

 

[damom2daboyz]

feeling let down and rejected by Pammy, Deb thinks to self, who could benefit from my helpful, manical antics...maybe that Beanie who gave me such a disgusted look earlier needs a little venture.

Hugh, oh Hugh!!! It's time to cheer me up. I'm soooo alone!!! No one appreciates me for my ingenuity.

As Deb and Hugh head upstairs, poor Hugh is walking with a limp, Deb once again managed to kick his bad leg whilst she was running amuck on the other thread.

"Deb don't you worry... I still love you...it is the freak in you that attracted me" gushes Hugh while stroking Deb's hair yet notices it seems to be off center. Hugh thinking to self...man...that incident with the spray paint and electric cattle prod has really fried her head. Maybe he can talk her into a new wig...the J-Lo look has got to go.

 

[damom2daboyz]

...or was that Kama who needed assistance?? So hard to decide........

 

[bfeller]

Beanie, I want to make this perfectly clear. I dumped Apolo. I was just trying to show Kim how fickle this little twerp is. She needs a man, not a boy who thinks going around in a circle is fun.

Beth, if you don't me asking what area of Cincinnati did you grow up? I grew up in the Deer Park area.