The "Just The Punchline" Thread

[WDWHound]

I once played an adventure game on my computer where the lead character walked into a bar. In this bar, the conversation was very loud and confised, but every now and then you heard the punchline to a joke. Not the whole joke, just the punch line (bonus points to anyone who can tell which game this was). I loved this scene, because I spent so much time trying to remember the jokes that went with the punchlines.

Anyway, I thought this would be a great idea for a thread here. Post the punchline to your favorite old joke (preferable one that you suspect others here have heard) and lets see how many old jokes we can remember. Remember, post just the punchline, not the whole joke.

Heres the first one:
Then the Parrot says, "By the way, would you mind telling me what the chicken did?"

 

[ratsrule]

Was that Leisure Suit Larry?

OK my punchline:
.................and I said....I don't know I never looked!

 

[Steve H.]

...what? You think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?

 

[WDWHound]

Bravo, ratsrule. The game was indeed Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards. If your punchline comes from the joke I think it does, it would be right at home in that game (LOL).

 

[gepetto]

a pumpkin, officer?.....damn is it midnight already?

 

[ratsrule]

Im not jesting and stop calling me Shirley

 

[Rajah]

I'm a frayed knot.

 

[Saffron]

Snowballs.

 

[Nagle]

You're kidding right? You mean you have a set of golf clubs in there?

 

[WillyJ]

"Heck no; I'm not even Catholic. . I'm just telling everyone. . "

 

[SuiteDisney]

Uhhhh.... Pepper!

 

[leahannpen]

Originally posted by Rajah
I'm a frayed knot.

Aw man, I was just trying to remember that joke like, 2 days ago! I loved that joke and I couldn't think of the whole thing, just the punch line. How ironic!

My punchline:

"put a little boogie in it"

That's from my all time favorite joke from years ago. I still tell it! I hope you've heard it.

 

[binny]

Great idea!


" Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner"

 

[Cindy B]

Because seven ate nine

 

[ratsrule]

Punchline to dog jokes

*Everytime I said "get down' the darn dog started dancing

*Because they can

*that wasn't my leg, andf that's not gravy

 

[Micca]

Most of us just ride the camel into town

 

[SideshowBob]

TRULY.... SSB heard this punchline years ago... and never heard the joke... but I'll bet a good one!!!


Punchline:

(said in a sheep's voice)

"You're noooooot my daaaaaaaaaaaaaady..... "

 

[BedKnobbery2]

So the husband says, "I'll have the soup."

 

[tater bug]

"Bartender, give me a beer and a mop"

 

[Laurabearz]

Because the snow blower was coming.......

BTW that joke got me fired............. ROFL