What ever gave you the idea that you could get into mischief. Just because I am the new Mommy, doesn't mean that I am completely inexperienced. Now poke that lip back in, put your knickers back on and behave like you weren't raised in the barn with the goat. PLEASE!
And you, my dear sweet Wally, GIVE ME THOSE MATCHES RIGHT NOW MISTER! Didn't anyone tell you that you could hurt yourself with those. And Rosie, dear little sweet petite & fragile flower of mine, DO NOT TOUCH THAT GAS CAN!
Sweetie, haven't you learned by now? Just remember, good times will hurt you in the end. Because I am not a time out kind of Mommy! So take this anti-hyper pill and go behave yourself.
Don't you think that June Cleaver/Roseanne Connor home study course for new mommies has served me well?