Tuesday Nov. 7th cont
a new use for digital cameras, Moms night out
WHERE?
We get seated at Topsiders at the biggest table they have. Its a little tight but we make it work. Our servers here are very friendly and ask all kinds of questions about where were from, if were related, which kids belong to who, etc. I cant remember what I ate here and looking at the menus on Castawayclub.com, I dont think we got the Master Chef menu b/c it doesnt look at all familiar. But whatever we ate, it was as good as the regular restaurants.
The kids can tell the difference between here and the fancier restaurants as they are loud and generally misbehaved. Maybe dressing them in pants makes a difference? I reach my breaking point and raise my voice saying there will be no hair braiding or arcade for anyone if they dont knock it off right now. I didnt really mean to include the Boots children in my threat but it came out that way. Kyle believes me and straightens up right alongside my kids.
Kevin orders his usual chicken fingers which now makes the 8th meal in a row (not including breakfast). Up to this point, theyve been served with just French fries. But here in Topsiders, they add a section of mixed vegetables. They place the plate in front of Kevin and he exclaims rather loudly
WHAT are those?!?!?, pointing to the vegetables and acting like hes never seen such a thing in his life. I take a good ribbing b/c my son doesnt know what vegetables are.
What we notice while eating in Topsiders is the attentiveness of our servers. They offer to cut Tommys chicken fingers. The ketchup is left on the table. And the biggie
they bring Chuck another coke before he finishes the old one. Plus they are smiling and just plain friendly. Its a nice change of pace. Here are our crazy boys during dinner:
We finish our meal and head over to the hair braiding station. The boys (and men) run right into the arcade. Every trip to the arcade is an enigma for me. There are video games in the club, there are video games in the lab, there are video games on the computer I paid $90 for, there are video games at Ocean Quest family time, AND there are video games in our stateroom. Why oh why must we pay $30 per card to play video games in this arcade?
But I have to keep my mouth shut b/c we rearranged everyones whole evening just so 2 girls can get their hair braided for a dolphin swim that only 2 girls are doing. The boys arent getting anything so I try to ignore the $30 arcade card.
Here are the big boys having fun in the arcade:
The girls take one last look through the braid book and tell the ladies which ones they want. Alyssa is going for the side-parted one and Steph is going for the triangle-looking one. They sit down in their chairs but the table is in between them and they cant see each other getting braided. They both keep asking all kinds of questions about the other
how many does she have done so far, what does it look like, is she crying, is she almost done, etc.
Christine comes up with a great idea. She takes a picture of Alyssa to show Stephanie. I jump in and we both take all kinds of weird angles of their heads so the other can see it. I know the hair braiding ladies think were nuts. Were both glad the guys arent here to make fun of us. Gotta love digital cameras! Here's one that's gotta hurt:
Alyssas hair is done first and I dont get a chance to ask Christine about the tip. Stephs total is around $20 so I tip $5. We take some normal pictures and I finally get a chance to ask her about it. She says she tipped $10 and I immediately feel like a cheapskate. I feel horrible that I didnt tip the same amount as her. Why didnt we talk about this beforehand? I continue to feel bad until Keith gets wind of our conversation and asks Christine how much she tipped. He chews her out for tipping too much and I immediately feel better!!
The final result:
Its about 9:30 and time to start thinking about bed. Christine insists on bed for Alyssa based on her morning attitude. I ask Steph if she wants to go to the camp out in the club. She doesnt know if her DIS friends are going and I offer to wait there to see if they come. But shes not so interested so we call it a night.
Christine and I plan to get the kids in bed and go out somewhere. Chuck wants to watch the DaVinci Code on TV so hes fine with staying back with the kids. I get them all ready for bed, nebulize Kevin (who is doing beautifully on this vacation and hasnt coughed once), and run out the door. FREEDOM!!!
Where should we go? What should we do? Do we go to Rockin Bar D? Or perhaps Sessions? Both are great choices but first we must check Shutters for our pictures of Formal night. Did I get a good enough picture for a Christmas card? What package do I need to buy? Do I need to dress everyone in their clothes from yesterday? How much is all this going to cost? These questions need my immediate attention.
We arrive at Shutters and gather all of our pictures, including the embarkation ones, the picture they took at Lumieres, and the character pictures. Boy, there are a lot of photos here. I start to flip through them but I just cant get a grasp on what I have. I need to see them side-by-side b/c there are too many similar ones of the same pose. I need somewhere to spread out. I need a place to sit and really look at them carefully.
I walk around Shutters and find a spot right next to the door by the CMs desk. Theres enough room and its not in the path of anyone walking by. Now sitting on the floor in Shutters seems perfectly natural to me, but apparently its not normal. Every CM who walks by us laughs and asks if were comfortable. We smile and say yes.
There is one CM in particular that keeps commenting to us. She asks if she can get us some pillows. She asks if she can get us some drinks. Her comments to us are funny but laced with sarcasm
we love her! Her name is Bahar and she becomes one of the best memories of our cruise.
Christine and I are going through each others photos b/c its easier to be objective with someone elses family pictures. I pick through her shots and tell her which ones I like. Now, Christine has a thing about pictures of herself. Shell make an entire scrapbook and not include one single picture of herself. I at least will throw one of myself in every few pages just to show I exist.
Christine is specifically occupied with her chin. She sees a double chin in every picture. Let me tell you
it doesnt exist, but she sees it and hates every picture that shes in. We argue over it, we laugh over it, I tackle her before she throws a perfectly good picture into the slot of doom. Bahar is enjoying the entertainment.
Christine says to me I wonder if they can photoshop our pictures.
What part do you want photoshopped? I ask.
Do you think they can photoshop my double chin into a single chin?
I dont know, lets ask Bahar. I say.
We call Bahar over and Christine says, can you photoshop our pictures?
Bahar says, oh sure, we have time to photoshop everyones pictures.
Christine says, no, seriously, can you photoshop my picture?
Bahar kneels down to see what Christine is talking about.
Christine asks hopefully, can you fix my double chin?
Bahar answers with a perfectly straight face, I am not a surgeon and walks away.
Its a good thing Im already on the floor b/c I would have fallen down. You know ROFLMAO? Well, we are doing that literally on the floor of Shutters. We are now getting stares from other cruisers standing there looking at their pictures.
We compose ourselves enough to look through my pictures. Christine picks out 2 horrible ones where someone has their eyes closed. She tries to convince me to put them in the slot of doom b/c Ill never buy them and there are better ones of the same pose. Of course shes right, I know shes right, but putting them down that slot is just so FINAL. I cant bring myself to do it. We have a Dr. Phil moment where she convinces me to empower myself in this decision-making process and I get up and put my 2 horrible eyes-closed pictures down the slot of doom. I did it! The world did not end b/c I threw out a picture!
I come dancing back to our spot, very proud of myself. Even Bahar congratulates me but points out that I still have about 15 pictures in my pile and its only Tuesday. Shes such a smartass, I just love her!!
Its getting late but we dont notice. Were having too much fun. How long have we been on the floor of Shutters? I ask a CM what time they close and get a dont worry about it in response. So we go back to our pictures. Christine spreads out her gray background pictures and starts talking frames and where in her house to hang them. Yes, we have a disease.
We notice the Shutters CMs putting the big boards on top of the picture holders. Again we ask what time they close and again they say dont worry. I dont have a navigator so I cant look for myself. Please tell us what time you close. It finally dawns on us that they will not kick us out and we better leave on our own (duh!). All the boards are covered up so we cant even put our pictures back.
Bahar convinces us to buy the ones we still have left and exchange them when we come back. Oh great, now I can bring them back to the room and obsess over them there! She tells us we better come back and see her and next time shell have cushions and drinks for us. We say goodbye to our new Shutters friends and thank them for the fun evening.
So
our moms night out is spent at Shutters. Pathetic? Absolutely! But we had a blast! We laughed hard and made a new friend. While walking back to the room, Christine says so, do you think they can really photoshop our pictures? We start the giggles again b/c I have no idea. Neither of us could tell if Bahar was serious or kidding. Well have to find out tomorrow.
Its a bit embarrassing telling Chuck that we spent the whole night in Shutters. My husband just smiles and shakes his head. I tell him all about our new friend. He thinks Christine and I are having more fun than the kids. I think we are too!!
Up next
swimming with the jellies, er dolphins; NOOOO, there are pish in the water; yo ho yo ho a pirate night for me