The, "I'll pose for pics & sign autographs" B-day tour! WEEERE BAAACK!!!!

[Sparkie]

Sorry to hear of Treyner's breakup- sounds like a wonderful young man you have raised-

How bout I fly my DD 16 to Minnesota? Got 3 prom dresses in the closet ready to go- DD really cute- 5' 3, 105- ballerina type- brown/black hair and sparkling blue eyes- wait.... maybe I should ask her first..... naw... mama knows best.... JK!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Sorry to hear of Treyner's breakup- sounds like a wonderful young man you have raised-

How bout I fly my DD 16 to Minnesota? Got 3 prom dresses in the closet ready to go- DD really cute- 5' 3, 105- ballerina type- brown/black hair and sparkling blue eyes- wait.... maybe I should ask her first..... naw... mama knows best.... JK!

Send some pics...sounds like a match...has she seen him yet..he just got a new haircut..lookin pretty hot...of course he always thinks so!

 

[brookelizabeth]

Ya see...I broke my Coccyx...which some people refer to as their tailbone...it is the end of the line of your spine and it ends in your behind...

Just reading through your report-found it off of stagemomx3's report...I was diagones with a form of arthritis in my Cocyx when I was 16-it's called Cocyxigina. I SO understand your pain!!!!!!!! You poor woman.

Back to reading some more...loving all your stories!

ETA: All caught up now! Loving your PTR and looking forward to hearing your plans! We are doing the Basic Dining Plan, we did it in 2006 too (when appies and tips were included) and it was excellent. We are doing a few meals OOP too-GF Tea and 2 breakfasts (since breakfasts are cheaper than dinners!). I scouted out some of the more highly rated CS', so hopefully I've made all good choices and we'll be happy eatin! You can see my choices on my PTR in my link below-there are links to each section on the first post in case you don't have time to read through it all.

 

[natcat]

Another recruit here from Stagemomx
I feel much better about chickening out of going on waterslides
Many good laughs on this pre-trippie
Thanks for sharing
I was reading in "Body Drama" that up to 5% Japanese woman have a 3rd nipple, 3.5% in African American women and less than 1% in caucasians........sorry no stats on men, let alone 3 long ones

 

[Dizneydawn]

Hello there.... I know, long time since I've been on the site...
So this trip is well deserved for all of us, and I'm doing the single digit danse!
I am sooo glad and proud you made this happen...you deserve this and so does your kids...
I'll be reading a little more often now... well, until my trip ha!

Hey I gave you a shout out in my latest update on my trip report!

That was so nice...i really appreciate that and could not believe you did something so nice...

Followed a shoutout from Stagemomx3's trippy. Ohmylanta you are FUNNY!
Thank you for thinking so...leave tips at the door please...
I can't wait to read more!

Stagemomx3 pimped you out on her TR with your waterpark adventure--and it was hilarious! I'm only on page 2, but just wanted you to know how funny you are and how much fun this is going to be to read! (By the way, I always thought people were exaggerating when they said they spit their coffee/diet Coke/margarita out reading something---well, I had just taken a sip of coffee and luckily still had the cup to my mouth when I hit on a particularly funny part of your Crushin Gusher story, b/c I did have to spit it out!
After seeing how many posts you have read...that is quite the compliment...which part??? The fact my anus was removed or that I weighed enough to defy gravity and the Disney Rules???
Going back to read more now...

ETA: Ok, I'm all caught up now, and what a fun ride it was! I am so glad we get 8 more months of stories and fun even before the trip starts! I did just want to comment on the Treynor stuff with his ex--you are one great mama for raising a son like that! Where were the boys like that when I was in high school?

I think the same thing...I will post new pics of the kids tom...Carsyn's boyfriend broke up with her for a new girl...I am off to lock my door to make sure when her Dr. Jeckyl/Mr. hyde appears...I am safe...

Seriously...most teen boys are kinda selfish as far as hormones go...

Just reading through your report-found it off of stagemomx3's report...I was diagones with a form of arthritis in my Cocyx when I was 16-it's called Cocyxigina. I SO understand your pain!!!!!!!! You poor woman.
I think my ex husband has that...
oh no...
now I remember....
it was painintheassaphobia...
I was close...
Back to reading some more...loving all your stories!

ETA: All caught up now! Loving your PTR and looking forward to hearing your plans! We are doing the Basic Dining Plan, we did it in 2006 too (when appies and tips were included) and it was excellent. We are doing a few meals OOP too-GF Tea and 2 breakfasts (since breakfasts are cheaper than dinners!). I scouted out some of the more highly rated CS', so hopefully I've made all good choices and we'll be happy eatin! You can see my choices on my PTR in my link below-there are links to each section on the first post in case you don't have time to read through it all.

I will read tom...

Another recruit here from Stagemomx
I feel much better about chickening out of going on waterslides
Many good laughs on this pre-trippie
Thanks for sharing
I was reading in "Body Drama" that up to 5% Japanese woman have a 3rd nipple, 3.5% in African American women and less than 1% in caucasians........sorry no stats on men, let alone 3 long ones

Lookie there ...we recruited a National Geographic Junkie...she "reads" playgirl for the articles too... J/K that was info I would have remebered as well...we are freaks together....

 

[stagemomx3]

Sorry about Carsyn and her boyfriend. Does this mean no prom?

 

[winkers]

I just laughed my way through your pre trip! Now my stomach is killing me and my dh is mad because I was laughing so hard the bed was shaking and woke him up!

 

[DisneyLaura]

Poor DD, tell her boys are silly and she'll find one cuter than he was.

 

[natcat]

Lookie there ...we recruited a National Geographic Junkie...she "reads" playgirl for the articles too... J/K that was info I would have remebered as well...we are freaks together....

Uh hem.... Body Drama is a fun/educational read by Nancy Redd (Miss America)
Playgirl not necessary.....I have the real deal with DH......just saying ladies
I hope things work out for kids for prom night .....its amazing how important school dances are for my teen, let alone "the prom night"....luckily she has not started dating yet and they go as a group for now.

 

[Dizneydawn]

Sorry about Carsyn and her boyfriend. Does this mean no prom?

No Prom...he had decided he did not want to go anyway because of the expense...Treyner is going with my friend's daughter...Sara...she was from my trip that ripped off mamaBear Jo's piddipple.

I just laughed my way through your pre trip! Now my stomach is killing me and my dh is mad because I was laughing so hard the bed was shaking and woke him up!

So we were having a threesome huh and all I got was a laugh from you and a dissgusted reply from him? Figures! Such my luck...

You leave in 1 DAY!!!! I am off to read your trippie...sooo excited...

Uh hem.... Body Drama is a fun/educational read by Nancy Redd (Miss America)Sure....sounds plausible
Playgirl not necessary.....I have the real deal with DH......just saying ladies Me too...and I am not looking or complaining...
I hope things work out for kids for prom night .....its amazing how important school dances are for my teen, let alone "the prom night"....luckily she has not started dating yet and they go as a group for now.

I agree....Treyner has no pressure now...just friends will be nice...Carsyn is so upset....her first boyfriend and he went back to a girl he dated before...but this is a learning lesson...he was the one who was broken up with...and Carsyn came into the picture very soon after...so he was not ready or done with his emotions yet...It is hard to watch her hurt and eat cause she is hurt...but I am trying to show her how to look at herself and see signs she choose to ignore, which could have slowed down her involvement. Sometimes we want something so bad we look past the neon signs until it is too late and we are off the cliff saying..."Where did that come from?"

 

[natcat]

I agree....Treyner has no pressure now...just friends will be nice...Carsyn is so upset....her first boyfriend and he went back to a girl he dated before...but this is a learning lesson...he was the one who was broken up with...and Carsyn came into the picture very soon after...so he was not ready or done with his emotions yet...It is hard to watch her hurt and eat cause she is hurt...but I am trying to show her how to look at herself and see signs she choose to ignore, which could have slowed down her involvement. Sometimes we want something so bad we look past the neon signs until it is too late and we are off the cliff saying..."Where did that come from?"

Well said I think when we are going over the cliff no matter what age we are, we usually fly or learn from our mistakes. It's just difficult as mothers to watch our children learning

 

[born2bird]

Poor Carsyn! Being a teenage girl is so difficult. It is a good thing she has such a great mama to watch her back.

 

[Lady Lallie]

I just finished reading your report...oh my goodness. I haven't laughed that hard in a loooong time. I had tears streaming down my face. I am so excited I found this one.

 

[Dizneydawn]

I just finished reading your report...oh my goodness. I haven't laughed that hard in a loooong time. I had tears streaming down my face. I am so excited I found this one.

Again a Thank You from my heart...

Quick Funny Story....
for once not about me....
well inderectly yes....
but not about me looking like an @ss...
Thank Goodness...

I am a Director with Tupperware and one of the perks of the career is the trips...I love to travel.

I met a couple from Iowa early in my career and decided to drive to Salt Lake City from Minnesota for Tupperware's Jubilee in 2004. (That is our yearly banquet/party.)

I was driving my free Montanna from Tupperware with the thought that I will write off the mileage for our taxes. I had always driven the Montanna...never ridden in the back.

We removed the middle seats to allow for more leg room...the husbands drove through the night...and Heidi and I slept....restlessly...into Colorado.

We had shared a blanket over both of us...and as we pulled into a rest stop...I woke up...excited to get the heck out of the back of the van and off of that torturous bench seat....It had not been comfortable at all..and I squirmed most of th enight...trying to get comfy.

So I exit the van...stertching to and fro...and wait patiently for Heidi to get out of the van...

And I wait...

And I wait...

And she is looking around all panicky...under the covers...

I am not sure why she is not out yet...I wanna explore...start the day right with a brisk walk...go to the bathroom...write my eulogie...pluck my eyebrows...wax someone's back....flatten strangers tire's...
anything....

I lean into the van...and ask...
"What is the dealio??"

She says..."Something happened to my shorts."

I say...What exactly do you mean?"

"Most of my shorts are gone!"

Now at this point...I am thinking..well I was under the covers with you...and I am fully dressed...so what did you do while I slept...sicko...

Okay...I am a big enough mouth that I said my thought out loud cause I am funny like that and that's how I roll....

"I am not kidding..I can't find the rest of my shorts!"

Now I have my interest peaked....it is like a Scooby Doo mystery and Thelma is on the case of the ..."Missing Jogging Shorts."

So I send the guys on to dump garbage..use the facilities...explain we will join them in a few...and climb back into the van.

She instructs me to close the van door...and then does the Biggest Loser great reveal.

And sure enough...she was not kidding...she really was missing 1/2 of her shorts...but...with a few Scooby Snacks...I was about to solve the case...

As I laughed and laughed...and jumped around trying not to pee...I pointed out what to me would have been obvious...

One whole cheek o' shorts...was wedged in her sidewalk crack...

Not just a bit...

Or a section...

but literally if you cut a pair of shorts in 1/2....

That much was wedgied...

I wasn't sure if I should have or order a tow truck with a wench to pull it out...

How on this earth could that much material be there...without the uncomfortable feeling of needing to remove asap...I mean if my thong is wrong...
I know...
ya know???

I was trying not to wet myself as I shouted out...
"YOUR @SS ATE YOUR SHORTS!

To this day...I am happy to share that info with our new team members...It is proof that it does not take brain surgery...or a sense of feelin in the lower quadrant to be successfull in Tupperware...
Her team sold over a Million that year...
and yet she couldn't find her shorts with both hands...

 

[DISNEY4XMAS]

Subbing in ..... I think I have the twin to your cat!!!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Subbing in ..... I think I have the twin to your cat!!!

Which one??? The duck or the sloth???

 

[DISNEY4XMAS]

What ever the white one is!
Here is mine

He weighs I think 23 or 27 pounds. His name is Zeus.

 

[Dizneydawn]

What ever the white one is!
Here is mine

He weighs I think 23 or 27 pounds. His name is Zeus.

Holly Cow Batman! It is a lttle more of a belly dragger than mine I think...but sooo close! That is a riot...ours is named Casper...or Avalanche/snowball depending on which person is making fun of it...

 

[DISNEY4XMAS]

Holly Cow Batman! It is a lttle more of a belly dragger than mine I think...but sooo close! That is a riot...ours is named Casper...or Avalanche/snowball depending on which person is making fun of it...

His name is Zeus or as Dh likes to call him FAT *******! TO which Zeus looks at him and puts his nose up He tends to sleep with the kids well mainly my DS 5 who only weighs a few more pounds then the cat!!!
Well I am going to keep reading until I have to get ready for work!

 

[born2bird]

....

I was trying not to wet myself as I shouted out...
"YOUR @SS ATE YOUR SHORTS!

To this day...I am happy to share that info with our new team members...It is proof that it does not take brain surgery...or a sense of feelin in the lower quadrant to be successfull in Tupperware...
Her team sold over a Million that year...
and yet she couldn't find her shorts with both hands...

Thank you for the laugh outloud moment!!! I really needed that today.
This is one that I am sharing with DH who will undoubtedly forward to all of his cop friends. You are becoming an unanimous celebrity amongst the Briggs clan.