The, "I'll pose for pics & sign autographs" B-day tour! WEEERE BAAACK!!!!

[Dizneydawn]

You better get a BIG book because a lot of people(CMs) will be wishing him happy birthday.

I really hope so....I think he will have so much fun...he is really looking forward to this...


That sounds like a great idea. Maybe you get some quotes/advice from your wonderful DISfamily members t00
Love That Idea....I will ask for people to e-mail me their thoughts...then put a book together for Treyner and give it to him when we board the plane....what a great way to start the week...knowing people are thiking of him and what a great group Disney has meshed in people from all over....THANK YOU!!!



Just bring several family members and each can grab some at different times.
Your welcome.

Oh look what you can do...bet ya make your wife happy!!



Does this have anything to do with the one n1pp1ed woman that went down the slide or is there just an weird coinsidence here.

Nope..different nipple...er I mean nipples....from man...not woman...but thanks for asking clarifying questions...

By the way..are you a D.A.??? or why the DA in Russ???

 

[DARuss]

Nope..different nipple...er I mean nipples....from man...not woman...but thanks for asking clarifying questions...

Glad I could help.


By the way..are you a D.A.??? or why the DA in Russ???[/QUOTE]

D.A.Russ=David fer short.
D=1st initial
A=2nd

 

[Dizneydawn]

Glad I could help.


By the way..are you a D.A.??? or why the DA in Russ???[/COLOR]

D.A.Russ=David fer short.
D=1st initial
A=2nd

[/QUOTE]

I am soo glad I asked...I bet I am not the only person who maybe assumed you were in the legal profession...glad your initials were not something like M.R.S. (Michael Robert Sullivan)

DARuss...I just love ya to death...Platonically of course because I do not need a ticked off Dis wife hunting me down with her Pirates sword!

I appreciate any man who is willing to put himself out there and talk...many do not even talk to their family...let alone semi-strangers...

I swear if my ex would have shown an ounce of connection to any humanity...we might of lasted...he would not cross the street to see if a neighbor needed help if is did not directly affect him...so he would never have sought out anyone to correspond with or return a post to unless his job was on the line..and then...not so much...

I am off to read your TR...!

 

[DARuss]

I am soo glad I asked...I bet I am not the only person who maybe assumed you were in the legal profession...glad your initials were not something like M.R.S. (Michael Robert Sullivan)

Nope. Won't find me in the legal field.

DARuss...I just love ya to death...Platonically of course because I do not need a ticked off Dis wife hunting me down with her Pirates sword!

She might be hunting you down to begg/pay you.

I appreciate any man who is willing to put himself out there and talk...many do not even talk to their family...let alone semi-strangers...

I likee strangers.

I swear if my ex would have shown an ounce of connection to any humanity...we might of lasted...he would not cross the street to see if a neighbor needed help if is did not directly affect him...so he would never have sought out anyone to correspond with or return a post to unless his job was on the line..and then...not so much...

I don't know about humanity but I can show some humility.
I like to help. I don't think I could live with myself if I just watched someone get hurt and not help when I could have. Shux, I even belong to the local Vol F/D.

I am off to read your TR...!

Good, I hope you enjoy. It has been fun. Can't wait to read about you trip, although it is a little ways off. BTW, we are going about 5 or 6 weeks after you. (last week of Jan)

 

[Dizneydawn]

Well the story of the three nippled man began and ended on a sunny day at Blizzard Beach in March of 2005. It was actually a slightly chilly day...and thus...more protrusion for nipplegate.

The family was heading to grab mats for the Tobaggan Racers...

(DARuss..that part of the story now that I think about it...is the same actually as my one nipple story from earlier)

And in front of us was a very...I repeat very...hairy man...in a yellow speedo...weighing in at approximatley 280ish and standing 5'7.

He was from Turkey I believe...the dialect was definetley southern Turkey and his hand gestures gave away the Greek culture his Mom brought into his family...

Actually I have no clue but it sounds impressive don't it???

Anyway...he was from another country and I have ruled out Canada, Germany, Mexico, Russia, China, Bolivia, Pakistan, France, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Greenland, Northern Ireland, Ireland, England and most parts of Brazil.

He stood proudly...wearing his gold jewelry...huge circular disc around his neck...reminiscent of Larry from "Three's Company."

I am not kidding that the pain of that day is lasered into my brain...

He had a mustache and a circular ring of hair around the back of his head...accented by a comb over of 27 1/2 hairs proudly plastered from right ear to left.

He had dark, olive complected skin...and huge hairy moles gracing the canvas of his already hairy back. And when I say hairy...I do mean 5 ply shag carpeting..like a latch hook from Hades...so them moles...were biguns..

He went to grab his mat..with his left hand...and handed it off to his other family members waiting in line...there were 9 of them..so as I glanced down...I saw the darndest thing I have ever seen in my entire life...

The beast had 3 nipples...huge orangatang nipples...under his left armpit...about 6 inches...so more on his upper side.

They were not skin tags..they were not moles..they were pink teats about 3 inches long.

I flinched in horror..had a WTH kind of moment...and tapped Treyner who noticed them on round 2 of the mat hand off..who in turn tapped Carsyn...for round three..and she tapped Baylor and he tapped my ex.

So by mat hand off round 6..we were all slackjawed in amazement...

He may have worked in a circus...

He may have worked in a milking parlor...

He may be the missing link....

But to this day I swear to you I still vommit in my mouth over those piddipples...

Any my reaction was not it's best...all I could think of was...

I may need to start a fundraiser...

I may need to get ahold of Playboy....

I may need to give him a card to a doctor...

What's the number to the Star Tabloid??

Even a breastman specialist...??

Which leads me to wonder...

Those in love with that section of the anatomy...

Is that a turn on or off??

 

[Dizneydawn]

I am narrowing down my options as we speak...

A few thoughts I had....
Treyner really has become interested in his family heritage...I thought having a few reastaurants to try in connection to that would be nice...and other things he loves...


So...
Chefs De France - His Great Grandfather was born there

Biergarten - His Great-Great Grandmother was born there - and his Great-Grandfather whom he adored...used to cook all these great German dishes for him

Boma's for breakfast....Treyner just ate 2 full cinnamon/raison bagels and a plain one w/ cream cheese, plus an 18 ounce strawberry/blueberry smoothie that I made for him...The KID LOVES HIM SOME BREAKFAST......

Kona's for Breakfast - Tonga Toast would appeal to him..I have made from the Dis a recipie for Macadamea Nut Pancakes..He wolfed down 12 last week..so I am sure he would love their's better...

Tutto Italia - he loves him some Italian girls..I mean food...

Main Street Bakery - Breakfast (my personal best buy on property) and a little snack for the homemade Nestle Ice Cream sandwiches

Raglan Road - We have been to Northern Ireland...he loves the culture...not sure of the food though...maybe just drinks...last time I was there...they had the worst Irish Soda bread I have ever had...

GF - Afternoon Tea....I think he would like this...he likes fancy places...but...we are not tea drinking people...do they have Coke or something???

Other stops...
Norway..for school bread
Tangerine Cafe - Falfel Wrap and Rainbow Kakigori
WolfgangPuckExpress - MuShu Chicken Pocket
PinnochioHaus - Figgaro Fries
DoleWhips in Adventureland


Any other must have's for you guys???

What has been any of your experience with the deluxe dining plan???

The new regular one???

I will look some more but need to start number crunching....I am a bad saver so I kinda like the idea of having a budget for food paid for...I have 3 teens...they eat like crazy....if we did a morning, a late afternoon meal and then a CS at night...it might be worth it...

I do not want my whole life at restaurants though...so what to do???
I wonder how consistantly early I could convince them that they need breakfast so we are not wasting time eating and not at the parks...plus they will want some pool time...

I think I will start adding up Menu prices..and see what they would pick...and figure out the benefit...

The hard part is that they want to be surprised about everything...so I will have to cover up the restaurant and just show them the menu....

UGH....feeling overwhelmed....

 

[DARuss]

I am narrowing down my options as we speak...

A few thoughts I had....
Treyner really has become interested in his family heritage...I thought having a few reastaurants to try in connection to that would be nice...and other things he loves...


So...
Chefs De France - His Great Grandfather was born there

Biergarten - His Great-Great Grandmother was born there - and his Great-Grandfather whom he adored...used to cook all these great German dishes for him

Boma's for breakfast....Treyner just ate 2 full cinnamon/raison bagels and a plain one w/ cream cheese, plus an 18 ounce strawberry/blueberry smoothie that I made for him...The KID LOVES HIM SOME BREAKFAST......
Breakfast is the most important meal.

Kona's for Breakfast - Tonga Toast would appeal to him..I have made from the Dis a recipie for Macadamea Nut Pancakes..He wolfed down 12 last week..so I am sure he would love their's better...
I want me some pancakes.
Tutto Italia - he loves him some Italian girls..I mean food...
Me too, after all I do have Italian in me.
Main Street Bakery - Breakfast (my personal best buy on property) and a little snack for the homemade Nestle Ice Cream sandwiches
Can't beat it with a stick.
Raglan Road - We have been to Northern Ireland...he loves the culture...not sure of the food though...maybe just drinks...last time I was there...they had the worst Irish Soda bread I have ever had...

GF - Afternoon Tea....I think he would like this...he likes fancy places...but...we are not tea drinking people...do they have Coke or something???

Other stops...
Norway..for school bread
Tangerine Cafe - Falfel Wrap and Rainbow Kakigori
WolfgangPuckExpress - MuShu Chicken Pocket
PinnochioHaus - Figgaro Fries
DoleWhips in Adventureland


Any other must have's for you guys???
I have not done any of the above.
We did the Italy last year (before the name change) and loved it.
We loved the Coral Reef, if you like seafood. For that matter Cap't Jack's at DTD was real good to. I liked the Crystal Palace for Breakfast and if you get early ressies you can get into MK before the rope drop. For lunch LTT we thought was perfect. Another place I liked, but didn't get to experience the atmosphere too long, was the Big River Girlle and Brewery on the BW.What has been any of your experience with the deluxe dining plan???

The new regular one???

I will look some more but need to start number crunching....I am a bad saver so I kinda like the idea of having a budget for food paid for...I have 3 teens...they eat like crazy....if we did a morning, a late afternoon meal and then a CS at night...it might be worth it...

I do not want my whole life at restaurants though...so what to do???
I wonder how consistantly early I could convince them that they need breakfast so we are not wasting time eating and not at the parks...plus they will want some pool time...

I think I will start adding up Menu prices..and see what they would pick...and figure out the benefit...

The hard part is that they want to be surprised about everything...so I will have to cover up the restaurant and just show them the menu....

UGH....feeling overwhelmed....

We did the Deluxe this Jan by luck. We had a few credits left. Had I known ahead of time it would have been planned better. I think I might do the deluxe again next trip. We like breakfast and we can plan a few 2TS credit meals thrown in for breakfast and dinner or dinner show. We had a hard time using the snack credits tho. We ended up getting a few extras to take home with us.

Ok enough jabbering for now.

 

[Dizneydawn]

We did the Deluxe this Jan by luck. We had a few credits left. Had I known ahead of time it would have been planned better. I think I might do the deluxe again next trip. We like breakfast and we can plan a few 2TS credit meals thrown in for breakfast and dinner or dinner show. We had a hard time using the snack credits tho. We ended up getting a few extras to take home with us.

Ok enought jabbering for now.

If we go to the boardwalk..I will go to Spoodles maybe...I am not a fish eater...I have 2 rules about food...
#1 I do not eat anything that swims in it's own feces
#2 I do not eat fungus

Other than that...bugs..grubs...hardshelled beetles or other crustacians are also out...my gag reflex would keep me from fear factor....

 

[DARuss]

If we go to the boardwalk..I will go to Spoodles maybe...I am not a fish eater...I have 2 rules about food...
#1 I do not eat anything that swims in it's own feces
#2 I do not eat fungus

Other than that...bugs..grubs...hardshelled beetles or other crustacians are also out...my gag reflex would keep me from fear factor....

You don't like pork??? Or maybe chicken?



Ok, sorry. I just thought I would try for a gud laugh.

 

[Dizneydawn]

You don't like pork??? Or maybe chicken?

Yes..I like chicken..how many times do you see a chicken swim in poop??? What kind of chickens do ya have down their in Bush country?? I bet they specialize in the breast stroke...get it...chicken breasts....love me some white meat...

Ok, sorry. I just thought I would try for a gud laugh.

You are such a laugh a minute...it's like you were waiting for a response!!! Kinda needy aren't ya???

 

[DARuss]

Yes..I like chicken..how many times do you see a chicken swim in poop??? What kind of chickens do ya have down their in Bush country?? I bet they specialize in the breast stroke...get it...chicken breasts....love me some white meat...

Me to. Chickens don't swim in it, but they do uhh...play in it?

You are such a laugh a minute...it's like you were waiting for a response!!! Kinda needy aren't ya???

Waiting? Just a little bored here.
We all have needs.

 

[SeptemberGirl]

Hmm...places to eat!

These are recent - we went in Sept 06, Sept 07, Jan 08, and Mar 08.

Chefs de France - solid, but no onion tart. I really like onion tart. Went in Jan, great service. I'd go again in a second

Brown Derby - went in Jan. Adore it. Had the best waiter, and sooo cute, too! I could live on the grapefruit cake. Yummy! My fav, I think, in WDW. But I haven't been to the GF ones.

Kona Cafe - I'm a big fan. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

LTT - I did the dinner here a few times. I like it, but unlike my dear friend Erika, I eat meat and it's pretty much a meat place, what with the turkey and ham. Also, I love the characters.

I still dig the soup at Le Cellier. Sure, we have better steakhouses in NYC, but heck, those Canadian boys are cute and the soup is yummy!

GF Tea - OMG, can I beg to tag along??? I LOVE high tea and I have always wanted to have it there! ("Mom, who is this weird skinny woman tagging along on our trip?" See, I will be skinny then!)

I like Germany and both in Morocco. I loved Norway, both, but you have no need for the Princess Dinner! On that note, we did dinner at CRT and we loved it - decent food, but magical atmosphere. Again, maybe not for you, but I'd go there adult only in a heartbeat.

I think Flame Tree is the best at AK.

I hate Hollywood and Vine - too many times with the characters and my toddler. I mean, it was great for that, but I'll take Brown Derby for my Fantasmic package, thankyouverymuch. Could just be me, though!

I dig the veggie sandwich at Columbia Harbor House, but don't dig the pizza at PVH in MK. We've eaten there twice during the past year and I'm eh on it. Others like it tho. CS is not a big deal to me, it's the sit downs that count.

My husband loves Ohana - again, you gotta love meat to eat here. I liked it, and I'd go again.

There are plenty of places I haven't eaten - still more to explore!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Me to. Chickens don't swim in it, but they do uhh...play in it?


Waiting? Just a little bored here.
We all have needs.

Some needs may consist of a therapist....

Hmm...places to eat!

These are recent - we went in Sept 06, Sept 07, Jan 08, and Mar 08.

Chefs de France - solid, but no onion tart. I really like onion tart. Went in Jan, great service. I'd go again in a second

Brown Derby - went in Jan. Adore it. Had the best waiter, and sooo cute, too! I could live on the grapefruit cake. Yummy! My fav, I think, in WDW. But I haven't been to the GF ones.

Kona Cafe - I'm a big fan. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

LTT - I did the dinner here a few times. I like it, but unlike my dear friend Erika, I eat meat and it's pretty much a meat place, what with the turkey and ham. Also, I love the characters.

I still dig the soup at Le Cellier. Sure, we have better steakhouses in NYC, but heck, those Canadian boys are cute and the soup is yummy!

GF Tea - OMG, can I beg to tag along??? I LOVE high tea and I have always wanted to have it there! ("Mom, who is this weird skinny woman tagging along on our trip?" See, I will be skinny then!)

I like Germany and both in Morocco. I loved Norway, both, but you have no need for the Princess Dinner! On that note, we did dinner at CRT and we loved it - decent food, but magical atmosphere. Again, maybe not for you, but I'd go there adult only in a heartbeat.

I think Flame Tree is the best at AK.

I hate Hollywood and Vine - too many times with the characters and my toddler. I mean, it was great for that, but I'll take Brown Derby for my Fantasmic package, thankyouverymuch. Could just be me, though!

I dig the veggie sandwich at Columbia Harbor House, but don't dig the pizza at PVH in MK. We've eaten there twice during the past year and I'm eh on it. Others like it tho. CS is not a big deal to me, it's the sit downs that count.

My husband loves Ohana - again, you gotta love meat to eat here. I liked it, and I'd go again.

There are plenty of places I haven't eaten - still more to explore!

Liz....you are awesome....thanks for all those pieces of advice..I talked with dining yesterday...and got a lady named Lada...who rocked...

We will do Ohana's.....Jiko....and probably HDDMR, plus get VIP seating for the Candelight Processional....she told me about the 6 pm tree lightings....and she was iffy on the GF tea....if we are not tea people...

For those who have been to the TEA..is it worth it if you do not drink hot teas???

But she really got me psyched about Christams at Disney...and also the MVMCP....

I am really wondering about doing the DXDP....
This will be the week I get an idea from the kids about what they want for food and....breakfast....but I will tell ya this....I am not all the way excited about CS each day..I love salads and such...and also great choices for the kids besides burgers....but how do I decide....hmmmm...there is so much back and forth on the boards about the pro and con of both plans....

I am not kidding though that 3 teens OOP..may make me broke no matter what I do not order....I hate the fact everyone has to be on the plan..no going only part of the party.....

 

[DARuss]

Some needs may consist of a therapist....

Hey


Liz....you are awesome....thanks for all those pieces of advice..I talked with dining yesterday...and got a lady named Lada...who rocked...

We will do Ohana's.....Jiko....and probably HDDMR, plus get VIP seating for the Candelight Processional....she told me about the 6 pm tree lightings....and she was iffy on the GF tea....if we are not tea people...

For those who have been to the TEA..is it worth it if you do not drink hot teas???

But she really got me psyched about Christams at Disney...and also the MVMCP....

I am really wondering about doing the DXDP....
This will be the week I get an idea from the kids about what they want for food and....breakfast....but I will tell ya this....I am not all the way excited about CS each day..I love salads and such...and also great choices for the kids besides burgers....but how do I decide....hmmmm...there is so much back and forth on the boards about the pro and con of both plans....

I am not kidding though that 3 teens OOP..may make me broke no matter what I do not order....I hate the fact everyone has to be on the plan..no going only part of the party.....

The Deluxe is a LOT more food and more tip too. But If you like breakfast early and dinner late (not too late) it is not a bad idea with teenagers, they can eat. It is nice in case they want to run off for the day without "grown ups" and you don't have to worry about them using up all of the snack credits on one day. (this is a fear of mine) It seems like they want a snack every time we pass a snack cart.

 

[3DisneyKids]

I agree with lots of Liz's comments....

Definitely do Chefs de France...best restaurant in Epcot, hands down.

I would skip O'hana, especially with your kids being teens. The food is awful and the theming/entertainment *might* make bad food worth it if you had younger kids, but with teens?!? Since you are staying at the Poly, I agree with Liz and go with Kona Cafe (cheaper, too, if paying OOP).

Remember, that these boards have seriously inflated the reps of both O'hana and Le Cellier (which is actually fine, just not the be-all end-all that these boards make it out to be).

And remember, there is NO good pizza anywhere on Disney property (this is coming from a New Yorker, so if you are from the midwest you likely don't have great pizza anyway...Liz, back me up here!) So I agree with Liz that the pizza at MK is yuck. The Toy Story Pizza Planet at DHS/MGM is not edible. Sauce and cheese on cardboard.

LTT at MK is definitely all about MEAT, so I am no help here, but most reports of the food are beyond horrible. I am not into the characters in their Colonial garb anyway,

While we are talking about DHS--again, Liz is spot on! Brown Derby all the way. Really, the only REALLY good place in the Park. Mama Melrose's is decent and 50's Prime Time is ok (if you like the theming). Hollywood and Vine is for the pre-school crowd only, and even my pre-schoolers tired of it early on. Sco-Fi is a definite NO as far as I am concerned.

 

[Dizneydawn]

I am up for Kona's...but I might try Ohana's just cause a lil Poly music..maybe...

I am all over Chefs de France...and I am thinking the Deluxe DP migh be our choice..

I have never looked at Brown Derby's menu...will have to see what they have to offer...I do find the cuisine at 50's Prime Time..okay...love their fried cheese...and Treyner has not been there since he was 10 maybe... Agree w/ Sci Fi....

And you New Yorkers.....I have been there 2 times...love thin crust pizza and there are 2 places I still like in the Mn area...
Carbone's...and Shakey's pizza....

I am not a Chicago deep dish fan at all....tooo much bread...but I agree..I do not want to waste money on crapola CS with pizza....and I am not in love with much CS in fact...so Ikeep thinkin...breakfast and late lunch..and snacks is the better buy...I want to have good food..not greasy grub..and I don't wantto walk around the parks feeling gorged...just right..and some signature meals...might be the answer... Plus..we are splitting our stay remember..so we don't have to do it all the time if we don't want...maybe deluxe for 5 days...reg for 2 or vice versa..

I don't care if it's 10 or 50 dollars you spend..if you feel like garbage after eating...you wasted your money...

 

[Dizneydawn]

Okay...so can I hear some advice on cakes from those who have bought any through GF bakery???

What is to die for???

Getting all these clothes ready for a garage sale...all money will go to my Disney fund...

Treyner says he will put out a kissing booth and feels confidant he will out - earn me...

Him and his prty of 16 for prom just made reservations for dinner for Boca de Bepo...an Italian rest in the area...he is the go to guy and makning all these resies is fun..he wanted a Party Bus limo and is finding out not all kids want to work for their fun and it was a no go since parents are tired of forking out money nowadays..which is a good thing...but again...a lot of kids are lazy..and he is understanding not putting his money out for others before he sees a commitment from them in the form of a downpayment...

Anyway...he is much my son..."Julie" cruise director at your service...

 

[born2bird]

I CAN NOT wait for this trip!! One-eyed patchy tit, and 3 nippled man... I hope we don't get thrown out of the resort! I have tried to warn DH but he has no clue. He has, however, laughed at and enjoyed all of your adventures and has shared them with his friends and coworkers (all cops of course). You two will get along famously!!!

Ok, now I have to go back and read about your dining options.

 

[Dizneydawn]

I CAN NOT wait for this trip!! One-eyed patchy tit, and 3 nippled man... I hope we don't get thrown out of the resort! I have tried to warn DH but he has no clue. He has, however, laughed at and enjoyed all of your adventures and has shared them with his friends and coworkers (all cops of course). You two will get along famously!!!

Ok, now I have to go back and read about your dining options.

Okay...so give up the goods sistah??? How did your hubby get the down low of this PTR??? How does he share these stories with his co-workers?? Should I be in fear of posting for some sort of charge??

#1 Failure to pick up trash - Littering (the missing Piddiple?)
#2 Aggrevated Assault - (didn't tell you that I went back after I could walk upright.... and pulled the remaining 3 teeth in the 2 deck rednecks heads!!)
#3 Sexual Assault - (groping stranger at the zoo)
#4 Battery...(Beat Phillip the lifeguard with his tube he was so worried about at Crush-N Gusher)
#5 Cruelty to animals....(pointing and laughing and taking pics of the 3 nippled beast)

Anyway..just wondering if I should get a lawyer....

 

[DisneyGalUK]

Loved loved LOVED the 3-piddipple story! Is it strange that I actually look out for things like that when Im in a Water Park?!