My mom would like a trip to Disney, but that ain't happening.
I only remembered mine the day before,and I had to take my ring off to check.
Best thing I ever did was get those hings engraved !!
I got ma mum a laundry basket for mothers day.
Well I actually got ma mum the wrong laundry basket for mothers day and it sittin in the boot og ma car waitin to be exchanged !!
It was so embarrassing, it was at the lawyer's office when we were closing on our house
One time I said the wrong date for our wedding anniversary. I was insisting it was 10/1. Dh had to take off his ring and show me it was 10/3
At least it wasn't at the divorce lawyer's.
And that's where I've made life easy. My birthday is 10/1, DH's is 1/10 and our anniversary is 10/10. No excuses. Although I haven't felt the need to celebrate an anniversary in years.
True!
That's cause he never bought you a new laundry basket
My "favorite": one year for Christmas he bought me mace as a stocking stuffer. 
Should have used it while I had the chance.
No, it's probably because I got entirely too many gifts like laundry baskets.
No, it's probably because I got entirely too many gifts like laundry baskets.
What I wouldn't give to have a can of mace.
Flying around in "E" taking out one bad guy at a time!
got it! i bet the other person only used two p's! I'm a triple P
Nice to meet you. I've been told I'm a triple B.
Honestly, I'm cracking myself up today.
