The "I WANT TO ARGUE!" thread - JOKE THREAD!

[JimMIA]

....of course, this is the all-time, top of the "Top Ten" list, #1 universal thing that couples fight over:

And obviously the correct way is with the paper coming over the top of the roll.

 

[fly girl]

....soooooooooo, you like sammiches too?

Rachel Ray calls them Sammies. I watched too much of her 30 minute meals years ago. DOH! (although, I must admit, I like the garbage bowl idea when cooking as my trash can is a few steps away)

 

[disneychrista]

although, I must admit, I like the garbage bowl idea when cooking as my trash can is a few steps away)

Love the garbage bowl.

 

[LuvOrlando]

Yep

 

[chickapin parterre]

Love the garbage bowl.

So......you're one of them..........in my ideology the are called compost bowls and are used to facilitate the natural taste of lettuce in my organic garden....fertilized by compost bowls.....and a shovel.....and a garden hose....and a net to keep creatures from scratching around in outdoor garbage dump

 

[ZJ5/9D47]

And obviously the correct way is with the paper coming over the top of the roll.

*Steps into bathroom, removes toilet paper roll and places on counter, removes tp roll holder from wall, exits bathroom.*

 

[Carol_]

Most of everything you ever put in a recycling bin was just later commingled again with the garbage out back.

 

[disneychrista]

Most of everything you ever put in a recycling bin was just later commingled again with the garbage out back.

Sad but true.

So......you're one of them..........in my ideology the are called compost bowls and are used to facilitate the natural taste of lettuce in my organic garden....fertilized by compost bowls.....and a shovel.....and a garden hose....and a net to keep creatures from scratching around in outdoor garbage dump

Mine goes in the green waste and the garbage company does the compositing for others.

 

[kimmar067]

And obviously the correct way is with the paper coming over the top of the roll.

....says YOU.

 

[kimmar067]

That and her abbreviated term for delicious.

....soooooooooo, you like sammiches too?

....well, they ARE deelish.

 

[fly girl]

....well, they ARE deelish.

Oh ... you went there. ha ha ha

So to that I say, go put EVOO on your nutrish and delish sammie. Yum-O!

 

[JimMIA]

....says YOU.

Try it both ways and let your conscience be your guide...

 

[Carol_]

Oh ... you went there. ha ha ha

So to that I say, go put EVOO on your nutrish and delish sammie. Yum-O!

Make
It


Stop

 

[kimmar067]

Oh ... you went there. ha ha ha

So to that I say, go put EVOO on your nutrish and delish sammie. Yum-O!

 

[disneychrista]

If you aren't going to let me go in to pick up my order then you should either NOT LET ME ORDER or at least put an alert to that affect - I'm talking to you Starbucks.

And if you DO take my order and force me to sit in a 30 minute drive thru line you shouldn't make my drink until I am at the speaker to "order" not at the time I place my order and let it sit there and melt while I am sitting in that 30 minute line.

 

[kimmar067]

If you aren't going to let me go in to pick up my order then you should either NOT LET ME ORDER or at least put an alert to that affect - I'm talking to you Starbucks.

And if you DO take my order and force me to sit in a 30 minute drive thru line you shouldn't make my drink until I am at the speaker to "order" not at the time I place my order and let it sit there and melt while I am sitting in that 30 minute line.

...I say just add plenty of ice and call it a day. [ ]

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

False, all Hawaiian pizza is, in fact equal in that it is just wrong.
Anchovies are still not ok, they are the salty little bits of disappointment my grandma promised would be good

At least we can agree that deep dish is not pizza and that a Sicilian is yum

*As an aside, in PA they favor something called tomato pie, which is beloved but not quite pizza, it is just tomatoes and no cheese & this is ok because they do not try to call it pizza.

Not all Hawaiian Pizza is equal. It needs a real NJ pizza base with quality pineapple, ham and bacon. West Coast may have invented, East Coast perfected.

Anchovies can turn a Margherita Pizza with kickin' summer tomatoes into a masterpiece.

Deep Dish is some odd cousin of foccacia. Not pizza.

Sicilian pizza is this:
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The cheese goes under the sauce. May look like deep dish, it is not. Different sauce, different dough, different cheese, different spices and they're ALL better

All this arguing with each other when it is clear that you both need to be sent to a pizza reeducation camp.

 

[kimmar067]

........hmmmm...lemme see: Magic Candle Company oils are better than the Magic Candle Company candles....and you better not argue with that...

 

[kimmar067]

All this arguing with each other when it is clear that you both need to be sent to a pizza reeducation camp.

....I propose that Hawaiian pizza shouldn't even be CALLED pizza.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

....I propose that Hawaiian pizza shouldn't even be CALLED pizza.

Process her.

........hmmmm...lemme see: Magic Candle Company oils are better than the Magic Candle Company candles....and you better not argue with that...

I would totally agree. Although saying anything is better than their candles isn't saying much.