The "I WANT TO ARGUE!" thread - JOKE THREAD!

[kimmar067]

Yeah, there is always a group like that.

But the reality is that all olives are individuals -- green/black, pimento/plain, with or without pits, doesn't matter. Each one is unique and deserves praise or rebuke for what IT is individually.

...keep in mind though: ONE bad olive......gotta throw away the whole jar.

 

[kimmar067]

...keep in mind though: ONE bad olive......gotta throw away the whole jar.

....which leads me to ANOTHER argument: throw out the baby with the bath water? Or NOT?

 

[fly girl]

I’ll use “ressie” because any word over three syllables is just asking for trouble.

I’ll use spaces or tabs, but double spacing has got to go.

(...please pass the olives.)

I think the only shortened word I use regularly is vacay. Because it just sounds fun! We are all yearning for a vacay right now ... am I right people?!


Double spacing between sentences or paragraphs? It is so hard to undo my typewriter ways!! I am improving, but it is ingrained. I think those of us who took a typewriter class in high school understand the struggle. It. Is. Real. (and yes, I double checked this entire post to make sure of single space after sentences - except for my last joke.) If it is for double spacing after paragraphs, then I cannot help you.


Now, please pass those olive to me! I love ALL olives. No matter what color. Pits or no pits. Pimento or blue cheese stuffed. Olives are delicious!! (and no, I am not Rachel Ray, so I am not typing the abbreviated version.)

 

[kimmar067]

...Now, please pass those olive to me! I love ALL olives. No matter what color. Pits or no pits. Pimento or blue cheese stuffed. Olives are delicious!! (and no, I am not Rachel Ray, so I am not typing the abbreviated version.)

...you mean.......olives in EVOO?

 

[JimMIA]

...keep in mind though: ONE bad olive......gotta throw away the whole jar.

I think you're thinking of apples...

 

[kimmar067]

I think you're thinking of apples...

....oh sure....now they want to be equal to olives....I. don't. THINK. so.

 

[kimmar067]

....oh sure....now they want to be equal to olives....I. don't. THINK. so.

...besides, apples don't come in jars....that is, unless they are obliterated. (I think humans refer to it as 'applesauce'.)

 

[kimmar067]

....weeeeeellllll, hesh' mah mouth....I stand corrected.

 

[LuvOrlando]

...you mean.......olives in EVOO?

No you didn't

 

[kimmar067]

No you didn't

...yes. I. did. (I went there.)

 

[LuvOrlando]

 

[kimmar067]

 

[chickapin parterre]

I don't care how trashy and cheesy it is. Riverdale is the best show since 90210!!!!

Hmmmmmm.....that is like saying Bonanza and Big Valley where the best shows since.....hmm...families living in community....Little house on the Prairie !!!

 

[fly girl]

...you mean.......olives in EVOO?

That and her abbreviated term for delicious.

 

[kimmar067]

That and her abbreviated term for delicious.

....soooooooooo, you like sammiches too?

 

[kimmar067]

....or should I say "sammich"?

 

[kimmar067]

....of course, this is the all-time, top of the "Top Ten" list, #1 universal thing that couples fight over:

 

[kimmar067]

False, all Hawaiian pizza is, in fact equal in that it is just wrong.
Anchovies are still not ok, they are the salty little bits of disappointment my grandma promised would be good

At least we can agree that deep dish is not pizza and that a Sicilian is yum...

 

[kimmar067]

....But say “New Normal” to me one more time...

 

[chickapin parterre]

Well.........actually it is the price we pay at Costco for the bundle of rolls.....so now we have separate bathrooms....end of arguement.