i can't be bothered to write anymore so, here ya go!
why eimear loves jacoby ellsbury.
where to start, where to start?
2010 season:
he only played 18 games, and i'm so so so lucky to have gone to the game on the 5th august because he came off the DL on the 4th. fate? i hate the fact that people call you 'soft' because you FRACTURED YOUR RIBS. okay you lot, why don't you have adrian beltre run into you at full pelt while you sliding along the floor at top speed and see how much that hurts? it's not an acceptable reson to dislike someone. dustin pedroia broke his foot and everyone was like 'oh, what a shame.' and then els breaks his ribs and everyone's like 'this is not an acceptable reason not to play'. just, shut up. it must have been horrible to miss so many games. i'm so glad that when you came back you stole 4 bases against the yankees in 1 game!
kelsey hawkins:
kelsey is such a sweetheart, and you're both so so lucky. your apartment in boston is hawt. i love the way she's so supportive of you, and doesn't mind how many times you go on the road, and she's there with the other red sox wags at fenway, and they're all in their red sox gear. she's really pretty and she gives you the cutest nicknames on twitter. i'm glad you have each other.
2011 season:
wowoowowowowowowowowoowowowow!! 2 homers in 2 games, and you've almost beaten your no. of homers per season in the first month or so. you got the first two runs done in detriot yesterday, and stole ANOTHER base. love that base stealin'. your speed never fails to amaze me, and that catch yesterday, dang. you're ON FIRE and a sure fire for this year's all star game! people are like 'ichiro, move over, there's a new leadoff hitter taking over'. you're the hottest leadoff in the american league (in some ways more than others OOOOO) i also love the fact that you’re beating derek jeter in pretty much everything, teheh.
looks:
cor mate. your arms make me fdijskfmnjdk and when you wear knee socks, wow. your hair is always neatly cut and it’s not too long or too short – never grow it out or shave it. it’s the perfect length. the one red sleeve always makes my day. and the fact you always have stubble, awww yeaaaa. your cleats are also beautiful, if they were people, i’d date them. i love your determined face when you run, and also the way that your tongue kinda sticks out a lot LMAOOO. i also love the way you pretty much always got your paint under your eyes and your sunglasses on. your helmet hair is also possibly the cutest thing i’ve ever seen. your smile makes me go all wobbly (;
jacoby mccabe ellsbury, i love you.