The happyhaunts' Rooms Without a View! Chapter 'o soup ~ Pg.40!

[sleepingbean]

Oh good, I'm glad I stumbled onto this. Now, you promise (or hint) at an unfinished report coming along...I anticipate with 2 weeks of disney, we can expect this to be the longest TR that was ever left unfinished in the history of the DIS.

I'm in!

 

[PrincessV]

But... let's get this straight: I'm NOT GONNA FINISH THIS ONE!!!!

No worries - I come with low expectations and will be happy with whatever you supply.

"Starting NOW!!!! NOT ONE WORD!!!"!!!

That was Mellyman.

Finally, before I lived an entire full and rewarding life in the 15 metres between the stop sign and the actual border guard... we arrived at the booth.

He looked in. Asked where we were going.

"DISNEYWORLD!!!!"!!!!!!!

That was Me(l).

May I share? I once got stuck with a carload of teenagers (ok, I was one of them) making our way across the border for a concert in Hamilton. They were under strict instruction to "ZIP IT" until we'd gone through customs. I pull up, Mr. Welcome to Canada asks where we're heading and the entire back seat belts out "A GRATEFUL DEAD SHOW!!!!" Any guess how long we sat there "chatting" with customs? Thanks guys.

Beth piped up, "We needed to 'P'"!!!!

Good stuff Mel, as always.

 

[LISAMWDW]

Mel's back! Just found your new unfinished trippie!

 

[Chapter 11]

I could care less. I have a brilliant attorney on retainer.

Uh, yeah, about that -- not so much anymore. Your check (or cheque, for your cannuckleheaded readers) bounced. You owe me another $20 for the bank (banque) fees.

 

[DJR]

This is really not starting off well. Far too many bodily function references for early in the morning, or evening for that matter.

I'll start slowly, but I don't have much self control.

 

[kathymc]

I knew I shouldn't have ventured over here on my lunch break. Now I am going to be stuck here for weeks (or should I say months?)

 

[nicolemarie]

Melly Mel -

I'm fired up that you have started yet another trippie! This one has started out HILARIOUS as always, and I'm lovin' every minute of it.

Two weeks in Disney?

That's just awesome. I look forward to hearing all about the trip. And don't be afraid to throw some pics in there, too. You know us TR groupies...we love some pics of DISNEY WORLD.

Count me in and ready for the ride...

NM

 

[praisehisname]

Woo hoo! I'm getting in on this one near(ish) to the beginning! I wonder if you'll be checked in to your hotel by the time I leave for my trip to The World in 57 days...

Denise

 

[GoofyBaseballMom26]

I'm so in for this trip report.

Keep up the good work....

 

[Jazzybell]

Signing on for the duration! I love your trippies, and somehow don't find them until they are pages long. So I am psyched to get onboard at the beginning (almost).

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Good afternoon!!!! Again thanks for the great posts. I'm not going to address each one individually, today. B/c I don't have time. Right now.

But... I appreciate them all. And y'all are too funny! Some of you aren't right in the head. Either. BTW.

Which is fine with Me(l).

How're you all? Doin'? Tho.

I hear some foolish Disers might have tried to read this during LUNCH!

Don't y'all know Me(l) by NOW?!

Stick with plain flat Coke. For reading. Sip it slowly. And try some dry crackers. If you have a strong constitution. TFI.

But... you KNOW WHAT? Perhaps reading my crap at lunch ain't such a bad thang. Afterall.

I've heard tell that ZZUB lost 10 lbs. That way.

And shorted out a couple 'o keyboards. While he was at it.

And, STILL, I've never received a proper thanks from him.

Diswish. Buddy!

And, you're WELCOME!

Oh.

And the "Feel free to pull my finger" thing. In your post. Was full-on funny! I laughed so hard I choked up a hairball. Musta been from my mustache.


I don't know if you got that last "floral" arrangement. I sent. Or not. But this time I'm gonna do something else. I'm not gonna "say it with flowers". Or even "say it with predatory flowers". AGAIN. I'm gonna "say it with vandalism".

Cheers! Oh. Where are you parked?


Which brings me to Chapter 11.

Not literally, this is only Chapter 5. Chapter 11 is wistful thinking and, probably, a year and a half off. TFI.

Anywho...Chapster: Sorry about the cheque. But I DON'T owe you another 20 spot. Like, DJR said, I settle up with CASH. Sorta. I know you probably didn't look carefully. But that's NOT... Canadian money. As per your request. It's actually ~ Canadian TIRE money. Dude. So gratitude. For all your help.

Before you get mad, tho, check it out: You've got enough there for a REALLY SNAZ Socket Set. Metric. Of course.

Thank me later.

With flowers. You'll have enough left over from the socket set to buy me a nice lil floral air-freshener hanging thingie. For my rearview mirror.

You know our old van can use it.


Moving on to the story.

Oops! Looky at the time!


Now... I don't have time to do the next chapter. After all that talk talk. But I will. Soon.

But, not for a few days!


You're welcome!

The happyhaunts are off to the Northwoods to commune with nature. Burn down some trees. Catch our dinner with a hook. And, at some point. Because it's inevitable. Chase 1-4 large, bold and crafty raccoons out of our eating tent. With canoe paddles.


So, sorry about this pump fake chapter.


And catch y'all on the flip!


Cheers, Mel.

 

[sleepingbean]

enjoy your natural escapade
be nice to the wildlife (the ones you're not beating or eating, that is...)


lookin' forward to that 5th (or 11th?) chapter

 

[Tanya90210]

heh heh... nice pump fake... totaly went for it

Can't wait for the "actual" next chapter.... Enjoy the camping trip

 

[stinkerbell007]

Okay, okay. If you must go. Go, then. Dang it.

Have fun with nature. Here's a flower for you.

You know your faithful will be here awaitin'. Fer anuther message.

Well, I sure will be. Just love your stuff. Really. Inspires me (and my burly sis) to start a pre-trippie.........going in September. [can't wait! ]

 

[AshClan]

Now, see, I thought your attorney on retainer was GAKitty. Cause she is brilliant. But I guess Chappie's a good back-up choice Bottom line, stick with the East Coast attorneys. They're smarter, y'know!

I also observed Jami's Mel impression. Very funny. And, I suspect, very accurate! We missed you girlie. Next time you are headed toward Tennessee, let us know, and we'll drop everything to meet you there! Jami has an awesome tree house with a zip line that I am POSITIVE you would love!!! (Particularly after drinking a couple of Frick's "painkillers"!)

Have fun in the wilderness. Try not to scare any animals. And give Beth a hug from me. I love that girl! (The "We had to P" line was a classic!!!)

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Mel, have fun in the woods, stay clear of the bears! And Mellyman's right arm!

Some people actually expect you to finish this report, you know (like maybe 10% of them)

And you have 2 lawyers on retainer? Or do they both just imagine they are the chosen one? Sounds lke the latter to me........

Pick the one that charges less, I say!

 

[burly]

I just wanted to post so i could edit and say hi to someone.

 

[goofymom23]

This is great. I just finished ZZUBs and was wondering what I was going to do for entertainment...

 

[mlill]

Aren't you done running around the woods yet? Sheesh. How many fish can you catch for cripes sake?!

Hope you had a great weekend.

I'll just be waiting... no rush or anything...

 

[kindakrazy2]

waiting......





still waiting........






yep, you guessed it.......still waiting........








I think you are going to owe us all some Canadian Tire cash for making us wait so darn long!