The happyhaunts go South... the endless trip report!

[Matty_Disfan]

don't watch him in Happiness. That is a strange movie. Unsettling... to say the least. The very least. But... I enjoyed it..

heh.... I remember watching that movie and at the very end, when the kid is out on the balcony... with the dog.... well, we all just sat in stunned silence and kind of looked at each other incredulously.... Then started laughing very hard. He's pretty 'hot' in Boogie Nights too......

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

The General is coming. The General is coming!!! I'll post my bit later today 'cause now I gotta go... it's red on red with the advantage going to the cat! OORAH! Oops. That's the Marines. HOOAH! There. That's better.

 

[1stTimeDisneyer]

Head for Cover! The battle for the kitty begins! I am voting for the blonde fireball to win the battle, but the General will put up a fight!

 

[Cinerama]

'Happiness'.....shudder.......so hard to watch but PSH is so good. LOVE him...Capote is great and I really hope he wins the Oscar.
Waiting for more.....I've got a fastpass you know.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

So in reading the comments from everyone on this thread... which I VERY much appreciate and enjoy... I've noticed a few people want me to keep babbling when this trip report is finished. Wow. That's SO nice. Shall I write about anything? That strikes my fancy? I'd LOVE to... except that Bikini Season is coming. Soon it'll be fast upon us pasty white northerners. It's the Bikini Season Crunch. For me. 'Cause I have around fifteen of them and I'd like to look good in, at the VERY LEAST,... a third of them. So it's time for me to start working out. You know... butt crunch... answer the phone. Butt crunch. Hang up on the telemarketer. Butt crunch. Clean under the couch. Push up. Men's style. A few more. Only 10. I can only do ten in a row. Lie down on the floor, check under the coffee table for dustbunnies. Do a sit-up. A ladies one. 'Cause I've had three kids and don't want to lose an ovary in the process. Anyhow. It's time to work out. That takes some time. Plus, since starting this trip report my laundry schedule has been suffering. In fact, the kids have given up on the concept of having matching socks. Which is just as well because, along with Tommy's valuables, I think Calvin has been flushing one sock from each matching pair we own into Lake Ontario. If they ever dredge that sucker... there will be a buttload of sleeping bags for the American Eels. Did you all know that the population of American Eels is declining in Lake Ontario? Maybe it has something to do with the value of the dollar now? 'Cause the shoppers from Buffalo are on the decline as well. Where was I?????? Oh yeah. So... I was thinking: Why don't I just post my old term papers from University on this thread? WAIT! Before you say "NO!" let me tell you that some of them were pretty good. And interesting. For example I did one very extensive one called "The Secret Sex of the Victorians" for a history class of mine in second year. And you know what? The Victorians had a lot more fun than you'd think. Really. Which leads me into another aside. Buckle up. The Prof, of that class, seemed to take a bit of a shine to me. And one day when I was walking home he drove by me and pulled over and asked if I'd like a ride home. Sure Dr.! So I got a ride. This kept happening for a week or two. By the fourth ride home I was chatting and asked him where he lived in the area. WAY, WAY, WAY over on the OTHER side of the city!!!! EWWWWW. Creepy-dee! Helloooo Richard Gere. Not that he was a bad looking man or anything. He was just VERY married... and VERY old. Ancient. Like 45ish... around there. Ha, ha, ha! I was twenty. Now that I'm 37... it doesn't seem that elderly. Or decrepit. Funny, that. But THEN... I couldn't have it. So I went the direct route. I feel that in situations such as these... the direct route is often the best. I said, "Well, Doctor, I really think you're a great Prof. And a nice guy. And I'm really enjoying your class... but you have to stop following me." He said, "Uhhh, ok." Let me out of the car and that was that. Or so I thought. 'Cause he was still real nice to me in class. But THEN... he asked me to read my paper... the above mentioned Victorian Sex Practices one... to the class. He didn't ask anyone else to read theirs. I figured he was trying to get even. Using the technique of Revenge Term Paper Reading. He thought it would embarrass me, I guess. However, he clearly didn't know me very well. 'Cause I was ALL IN! I read it to the class. In a whispery, breathy blond airhead voice. Heh, heh. I would have said Porn Voice... but I don't think you can say "porn" on the Disboards. At least you can't say ****s. I know that. Earlier on this thread when I typed in ****s they blanked it out. Anyhow... I can tell you that NOT ONE person fell asleep that class for the first time the whole semester. Not one. Well... of the guys, anyhow. Wow. This whole thing has NOTHING whatsoever to do with Disney. Nothing. Maybe this WILL be endless. See... I'm stretching it out for you. Either that... or I'm avoiding doing my mountain of laundry. Again.

To be continued...

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

...Lil' Grumpy because i don't live next to disneyland. sorry if i was wrong but i thought i saw a picture of you sitting in the corner? so that's
that what happened when your husband read " my cute, lovely man bride."
great recovery .
by the way i loved the way you decorated your home. mmm &mm like to play softball and tumble....tomboy eh? worst proud of it. yep i used to
alter my paper boy route because of a tomboy. things change when i brought
my sister along. of course having 7 brothers she was a natural...hitter. once
one of my friends made a comment that she didn't like...he jumped the fence
after she grab the ballbat. smart. this is weird to me like talking to
strangers. oh well, it exactly what i do @ disney~& it is one of my
favorite things---especially the things we never planned on. you'll like my
wife. that's because everybody that ever met her, always want to be friends.
ok- i admitt iam very jealous. heck, i am lucky to reach the 50% mark. but i do have one good excuse --being the only breach out of 10. i don't think my
mother ever forgve me by the way she was mors than a beautiful
redhead..she had the temper to match. once when my older brothers thought
they could sleep in from school and she got fed up fighting- she sit on the stairs with her lit cigarette and threw firecracks on top of their covers. no
problem after that. so i 've your reports and though i like to hear
your husband side [ i think that report done by both parents is really neat ], i believe calvin takes after his mother. i remember when my
little [appox3 y/o] was playing and it struck me she was pretending
like i used to ..i could feel it/ if that make any sense. see ? your not the only one who can write all over the place. squeak , squeak and the way down
deep inside screaming, then squeak ,squeak. our special newborn
dinner @ the hospital. boy honey, sure feel sorry for whoever has that
kid. squeak/ / squeak...notice it getting closer ..you don't think..
nah! , squeak,squeak, with . then the
nurse rolls him in right before the main course and informed us he is no longer allowed to be near the nursery. i told wife let's ...
and didn't we just paid a fortune?! it be except ptsd.
back to the future and , 2003 and we at the movie house @ universal. wasn't that elevator working when we came in?
next scene/take one: why does my son has that all too fimilar look of
? excuse me honey it time we leave . so i
don't want to you but ours never out grew.......darn, i don't
think this is good to re-live as iam feeling a little and
sorta like the robinegg memory. all i was intending to do was asked a question on the cruise line..which was never answered. i do think you are a very parent and an outstanding story teller. just so you know,
we don't play any competition sports/games even cards beacuse it brings the
tiger out of mywife..but only toward me. that's was almost 25 years ago
and we had to go to counseling before we learn our lessons but it did saved our marriage. and i don't think i can ever look at lake O. without remembering calvin.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Come again?

 

[Alysa]

Good Lord HappyHaunt - don't ask him to repeat it!

 

[hucifer]

Good Lord HappyHaunt - don't ask him to repeat it!

 

[zachnlucy]

Was that porn?

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

The squeak squeak part. I think.

 

[javamom]

ummm... heh, heh... she said porn, Beavis... heh, heh.

Sorry, just having a flashback experience.

 

[vettechick99]

Geez, don't y'all know anything? It's code. I was able to crack it and bolded the actual message...

...Lil' Grumpy because i don't live next to disneyland. sorry if i was wrong but i thought i saw a picture of you sitting in the corner? so that's
that what happened when your husband read " my cute, lovely man bride."
great recovery .
by the way i loved the way you decorated your home. mmm &mm like to play softball and tumble....tomboy eh? worst proud of it. yep i used to
alter my paper boy route because of a tomboy. things change when i brought
my sister along. of course having 7 brothers she was a natural...hitter. once
one of my friends made a comment that she didn't like...he jumped the fence
after she grab the ballbat. smart. this is weird to me like talking to
strangers. oh well, it exactly what i do @ disney~& it is one of my
favorite things---especially the things we never planned on. you'll like my
wife. that's because everybody that ever met her, always want to be friends.
ok- i admitt iam very jealous. heck, i am lucky to reach the 50% mark. but i do have one good excuse --being the only breach out of 10. i don't think my
mother ever forgve me by the way she was mors than a beautiful
redhead..she had the temper to match. once when my older brothers thought
they could sleep in from school and she got fed up fighting- she sit on the stairs with her lit cigarette and threw firecracks on top of their covers. no
problem after that. so i 've your reports and though i like to hear
your husband side [ i think that report done by both parents is really neat ], i believe calvin takes after his mother. i remember when my
little [appox3 y/o] was playing and it struck me she was pretending
like i used to ..i could feel it/ if that make any sense. see ? your not the only one who can write all over the place. squeak , squeak and the way down
deep inside screaming, then squeak ,squeak. our special newborn
dinner @ the hospital. boy honey, sure feel sorry for whoever has that
kid. squeak/ / squeak...notice it getting closer ..you don't think..
nah! , squeak,squeak, with . then the
nurse rolls him in right before the main course and informed us he is no longer allowed to be near the nursery. i told wife let's ...
and didn't we just paid a fortune?! it be except ptsd.
back to the future and , 2003 and we at the movie house @ universal. wasn't that elevator working when we came in?
next scene/take one: why does my son has that all too fimilar look of
? excuse me honey it time we leave . so i
don't want to you but ours never out grew.......darn, i don't
think this is good to re-live as iam feeling a little and
sorta like the robinegg memory. all i was intending to do was asked a question on the cruise line..which was never answered. i do think you are a very parent and an outstanding story teller. just so you know,
we don't play any competition sports/games even cards beacuse it brings the
tiger out of mywife..but only toward me. that's was almost 25 years ago
and we had to go to counseling before we learn our lessons but it did saved our marriage. and i don't think i can ever look at lake O. without remembering calvin.

 

[DisneyGirl4188]

Lil' Grumpy, What was that about? Do you do that on every thread?

 

[tinker*dust]

Holy Smokes!! Vettechick I think you nailed that one!

 

[1stTimeDisneyer]

I am Confuzzled!



What in the heck just happened and what did I read?
Heck I think I need help after reading that!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Just ignore it and maybe it will go away....that person seems to have found themselves a new hobby, intruding on hilariously funny trip reports. Ok, so now back to our regularly scheduled trip report

Allison, I think you are sooo right BTW

 

[WishingUponAStar]

Maybe he is trying to get a point across umm,,,,,

I love your trip report. I just wonder how you can remember all of it. I went just a few days ago and can`t remember what I did.

At least the photos can help

I think you should copy down all the reports and save it on a word document then you can always read back.

Though that might take a while,,,,

P.S: Your son Calvin reminds me of my son.

P.S.S: Calvin also reminds me of Calvin and Hobbs.

 

[zachnlucy]

Mel, come home. Don't let lil' weirdo keep you away. We'll protect you.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I'm so hung over.