NOW then...MASTER GRACIE...
The guy who effectively ruined the pool all by himself. and. prolly also the hot tub, shower, wet bar and bird/squirrelbath (Master Gracie) sad:
That... I *smell*. Like Animal Kingdom.
Here's the thingie here...tho... it's a GOOD wonderful smell. And... that's what I was getting at. Also. Check Me(l) out. ummmm. Not too closely tho. Gettin' old tfi. Feet are full on brie cheese. A very popular and expensive French cheese beeteedubs (LOLOLOLOL)So...Thanks!!! And yet, I'm sure, it was a cruelish dig. In some way. But pair my feet with dark chocolate, walnuts and pears...you got some good toe flossing moments there. NO Slinddog. That may or may not be tmi and also entirely full on gross. But... coming from another bald guy. Whom I'm not entirely sure is "bald by choice" EITHER (Borg ZZUB borg)... it's OK. Cause I understand your(s) pain.
It's called: Chaetophobia.
And it's why you both have issues with persons of hair.
On their head.
Where hair *IS* supposed to be.
(not being cruel here... just honestly supportive...just *real* heehheheheh)
There are support groups I'm sure. Which are better than Me(l).
actually
not that sure tho about that
But anywho...
SUCK IT!
However, I LOVELOVELOVE the idea of a Calvin and ZZUB calendar. I want Calvin for the New Years Baby one for January. In a diaper. Cause ZZUB is prolly just too comfortable in his "every Saturday Tide Diaper just so he doesn't have to get off the couch too often" Diaper. Although... he can be the Febuary picture one. Usually it'd be a Valentine's cupid in a diaper. But this won't work. Again cause ZZUB is WAY WAY WAY tooo comfortable in adult briefs to have a good game face. ZZUB can be the Groundhog Day picture. For FEBRUARY. He's hairy enuff. And also *that* fussy. Then for Easter...ZZUB all the way.
Bunny ears.
He's real. Cute. In those.
Especially at work.
Fourth of July! Isn't it all about eating hotdogs, AMERICAN CHEESE (? ***?), apple pie, guns, guilty on-line Laura Secord purchases, Grand Funk Railroad and an American Band, Easy Cheese and fireworks??? Again. ZZUB!!! All the hotdogs and apple pie end up with ZZUB's impressive explosive digestive ode to AMERICA! NObathroomsinCanada. Epcot.
Calvin will be both Canadian and American Thanksgiving. October and November. Cause he has feathers.
On his head.
ZZUB with be December. Only because he looks decently good dressed like an elf.
Or as a reindeer.
Cheers, Mel.
edit: ASH!!!! hang on!!!
Hehhehehh.
Cheers, Mel.
P.
S.
Gracie.
That is one beautiful family. I am so so so happy for you and Mistress Gracie and your lucky little lady!!!

(I saw the Limburger, Ring Leader and the Cow thing) laffed. Except about the cow reference.
