The Hangout Thread; The Place where JP's gals like to Hang

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“Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.”
 
setting the a/c to arctic temperatures is not required to compensate for a high temperature outside
 
hopefully may will be a good month.
21 more days of school woohoo well technically i guess 19 since i skip the last two days
8 more school days until the ap exam
 

of course darren is joining the tour for some dates


of course he is.



WHY DOES NOTHING GOOD EVER COME HERE.
 
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone They probably know I stole a pencil from my teacher
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
 
i just want someone i like to come here i haven't been to concert since like 2009.

TOO LONG.
 
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I apologize if this offends anyone, but it was THE most hilarious thing I've ever heard in WDW.

DH and I were riding It's a Small World and in the seat in front of us was a dad with his son, who was about 7 or 8. We had just rounded the first corner into the ride when:

Son: "Dad, what's a bl__ job?"
Dad (horrified whisper): "What, where did you hear that term?"
Son: "At school."
Dad: "Oh well that's just wonderful. But believe me it's something you don't need to worry about for a while, and you'll know what it means by then"

DH and I were doing the silent shaking laughter with tears just streaming down our faces.
omg
 

Honestly, I can't remember if we were at MK or Sea World - but my son has a thing for Thomas the Train. Especially Percy.

You know, this guy:
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Thinking about it, I'm pretty sure we were at MK for the day. We had just trekked into the park from the parking lot, when my son (who was 2 at the time, now 3) realized he didn't have Percy in his hand. He had left him in the car. However, he didn't remember this.

It's important to remember that at 2 years of age, most toddlers do not speak very clearly. So whenever he was talking about Percy, it came out as another word for a cat that starts with a "P".

What joy it was to have to practically run down Main Street, away from the people staring at us, as my son is screaming in his stroller, "I WANT MY PERCY! I CAN'T FIND MY PERCY! I WANT MY BIG, BIG PERCY RIGHT NOW!"

:headache:

Shushing him didn't help. And the rest of the day he would randomly blurt out, "HEY MOMMY, WHERE'S MY BIG, BIG PERCY AT?!"

omg
 
it makes me shiver hearing my teachers say "okay,we have one more unit to learn before exams."

I can't believe it.
 
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