My friend wants to write a book of fashion tips. They are seriously funny, but the way her voice sounds makes it funny, but here are some examples:
Tip #92 Never bend over while wearing khakis. Never.
Tip #784 Do not cough while wearing plaid.
Tip #99 Do not. I repeat it again. Do not. I repeat it again. Do not run if you are over the age of 30.
Tip #632 Don't wear a nurses' outfit if you know you ain't really a nurse.
They are the stupidest things ever...and idk how she comes up with them.