"If I didn't know better,I'd say you were reciting some important plotpoint."
"Well if I didn't,I'd bore half the audicence to sleep."
"Half the audience is still alive?"
"You give people the greatest gift that could ever be given."
"Children?"
"No,the other thing."
"Ice cream?"
"No,no."
"Laughter?"
"YES! The third greatest gift of all!"