You know you're bored when you attempt to write a Single Ladies parody about the single riders line in Disney World…
All the single riders, all the single riders
All the single riders, all the single riders
All the single riders, all the single riders
All the single riders, now put your hands up
Up in Epcot, I’m by myself
Just doing my own little thing
Decided to ride Test Track, the wait’s 100 mins
‘Cause it’s midday, and the park’s crowded
Decide it’s not worth it, head towards Figment
Then something grabs my attention
There’s a single rider line, that’s 10 minutes long
Just don’t get mad at me
‘Cause if you’re alone, then you should get in this line for it
If you’re alone, then you should get in this line for it
Ignore the glares you recieve when you walk by them
If you’re alone, then you should get in this line for it
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh x2
So yeah. I can’t think of a way of extending it after that…