The Golf Cart Thread

[Gatordad]

ok, kiddies. This is the golf cart thread, not the Pete is old and must have been the lucky sperm cause he couldn't have been the fastest one who needs a pat on the back thread.

Personally, I think that sperm painted himself red. That explains everything.

It's auntie's fault. I'm reporting her to the Disneypopo.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

It's auntie's fault. I'm reporting her to the Disneypopo.

Auntie? Why are you picking on the nice lady who is sitting on the beach reading a smut novel? What did she do to you?

 

[Gatordad]

i didn't see any smut at the beach

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Sounds like a drink.

 

[Gatordad]

It's Amanda's fault too, not Auntie's..... but if she's reading smut at the beach, good for her.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

It's Amanda's fault too, not Auntie's..... but if she's reading smut at the beach, good for her.

Yes, Amanda started it. Shame on her.

I hope Auntie is. Now goodnight. I have to go read "Gone with the Wind" before the end of the month for my book club. I'd rather be reading smut at the beach.

 

[Gatordad]

Yes, Amanda started it. Shame on her.

I hope Auntie is. Now goodnight. I have to go read "Gone with the Wind" before the end of the month for my book club. I'd rather be reading smut at the beach.

I'd see the movie..... some group ya got there. WHat's next, a book written 100 years ago?

 

[VACAMPER]

It's Amanda's fault too, not Auntie's..... but if she's reading smut at the beach, good for her.

Should I go sit in the corner?

 

[Gatordad]

corner of the bar maybe......

 

[VACAMPER]

If that's my punishment, i gladly accept. I like the dark corner of the bar. It's easy to be the sad drunk there.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

I'd see the movie..... some group ya got there. WHat's next, a book written 100 years ago?

Yeah, we're focusing on the classics right now. last month we did get a reprise and read "Good in Bed". Gotta love a book about a powerful chubby chick!

If that's my punishment, i gladly accept. I like the dark corner of the bar. It's easy to be the sad drunk there.

"Roast me! Hang me! Do whatever you please, only please, Brer Pete, please don't throw me into the dark corner of the bar!"

 

[RvUsa]

Pssssst, I got something to tell you guys.....




































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This is the GOLF CART thread, not the parsimonious thread!

 

[Gatordad]

Yeah, we're focusing on the classics right now. last month we did get a reprise and read "Good in Bed". Gotta love a book about a powerful chubby chick!



"Roast me! Hang me! Do whatever you please, only please, Brer Pete, please don't throw me into the dark corner of the bar!"

Powerful chubby chick? WHo's that , Oprah...

Oh yeah, to keep John happy..... Oprah likes golf carts.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Ok...not quite as powerful as Oprah.

There are Golf Carts in "Gone with the Wind", right? I mean, it is a book about red golf carts, isn't it?

 

[Gatordad]

I noticed the healing power of red golf carts. I once cured a boy of halitosis, while driving on my red cart.

 

[RvUsa]

RRRR, there aren't golf carts in gone with the wind, just horse carts, and that is a whole other thread.

 

[Gatordad]

Golf carts go back to Biblical times. Jesus preferred a Club Car.

 

[LONE-STAR]

Pssssst, I got something to tell you guys.....



































Are you ready????



































This is the GOLF CART thread, not the parsimonious thread!

COOL reply man and you are correct.

 

[big kahuna1]

Gotta love a book about a powerful chubby chick!

God I hope it wasn't Rosie!

Oh, Golf Carts are really cool.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

God I hope it wasn't Rosie!

Oh, Golf Carts are really cool.

gawd NO!






I have a golf cart story. A few weeks ago, at MILs house, my nephew was driving my DD9 on a golf cart, took a turn too fast and threw her off. MIL said "NO more driving the GC!"to him. A week later......he's back on the GC (Dad said it was ok) and he crashes it into the side of MILs truck, tearing up the whole front end of the GC!

Maybe this is why Disney doesn't kids driving them?