The Funniest Thing (Inspired by Caitlin/ DramaQueen's Thread)

[Lizbon]

So this was inspired by Caitlin' thread "The Sweetest Thing". To my friends, I am the one who always has the jokes and sarcastic comments. So I was wondering what are some of the funny things thaht have gone on between you and your friends? If they are inside jokes you don't need to post, I completly understand. Feel free to say the funniest thing ever done to you/ said to you, or by you.

I'll post mine later.

*Thanks Caitlin for the idea *


-Liz-

 

[disney100666]

hmmhmhm, the funniest thing. I really don't know if there was something we just couldn't stop laughing about. I'll post if I remember.

 

[Babyjustrun]

I was at the mall the other day, and my friend, he was pretending that he was gay (dunno why, don't yell at me for this, please, it wasn't me). Anyways, so we were in Le Chateau, and most of the men who work there, are indeed gay. So he was pretending and then one of the guys who worked there came over and gave him a hug.
I found that rather awkward.

 

[AngelInDisguise]

I have too many to post. lol

 

[Lizbon]

Ok so here is one of my stories, I will probably post more later.

This summer my family went to Disney with a lot of friends. This all started at the spot where you wait for the boats that go to MK from Wilderness Lodge. I will use letters instead of names. My friend P's brother A thought me and P were dating. So no matter how many times we told him we weren't he wouldn't listen. So me and P were joking around pretending we were dating saying "Oh we are so over!" At the littlest things. So we get on the boat and I sit next to K and M. P was sitting next to K and the window. Now M is older than I am and I got M2(7 years old) to cling to him. So me and P are joking around and I said "Oh don't you dare sit next to the window!" I can't believe you chose it over me!" And we were laughing so M goes. "Don't ever tell a girl you love her via text meesage. I did that once and we didn't talk for like weeks." So I look over and I see P messing around with his phone. 5 seconds later my cell starts vibrating and there is a text from P that says "I love you! <3" I started laughing so hard and I sent him a mesage back saying "I'm never talking to you again!" It was so funny. It was definetly a "you-had-to-be-there-moment" though. Sorry if all the letters are confusing, I did my best to explain carefully.

 

[::Snow_White::]

Jesus...take the wheel.
My friend one day she was taken by suprise and said "Jesus!" My other friend all of a sudden said. "Take the wheel?" So everytime she says it we say Take the wheel.

Let's do this flippin speech so we can go in front of the flippin judges and do flippin awesome!
-In simon Cowell voice- That was absolutely DREADFUL. You all are not fit for this competition!
-In Paula voice-Darling Just get me a drink you were GREAT. DO it again!
-In Randy voice- Yo dawg that rocked dawg it rocked. Hardcore.

So the first part was when we were so tired of practing our speech for our FCCLA competition. So that's what my friend said.

The American Idol part. Our advisor was out of the room so we had our 3 friends that were listening to us be the judges of our speech for the FCCLA competition. And me and my friend walked in and shook their hands just like in the competition and yeah..

OMG! OMG! Jess look, look he winked at you. -Girly scream- HE WINKED AT YOU. Mr. Y winked at you. -Girl Scream-

haha. This wasn't too long ago. We were in our agriculture class and we were presenting some of our FFA creed. Well it was my friend jessica's turn to say it, so she went to the front of the room, said it sat back down and the teacher [Mr. Y] looked over to her and winked. So...pretty much explains itself.

He's posing for you.
This happened on 2 accounts. One in our agriculture class where Mr. Y was sitting on the back table and was sitting all wierd like. I don't know like he was posing for a picture. xD

And the other one my friend said to me when this senior was in our art class and he looked like he was posing for a picture also.

And hold an inborn child!
Part of our FFA creed said "And hold an inborn fondness"
My friend said it and said inborn child. Causing us to laugh and keep bugging her about it.

Friend: When is your birthday?
Me: 2 + 3 makes?? 8 duh...

I said this today. My friend was asking when my brithday was and I said 2+3....then I said 8.
I honestly thought 2+3 made 8 at the time.
She looked at me oddly then bursted out laughing...
I didn't get it for a few minutes. xD

Yeah..inside jokes I guess.

 

[Lizbon]

Friend: When is your birthday?
Me: 2 + 3 makes?? 8 duh...

I said this today. My friend was asking when my brithday was and I said 2+3....then I said 8.
I honestly thought 2+3 made 8 at the time.
She looked at me oddly then bursted out laughing...
I didn't get it for a few minutes. xD

Yeah..inside jokes I guess.

That sounds like something I would say.

 

[Kats~Meow]

Probably the funniest thing that ever happened to me happened to me at the Homecoming dance when I was in my Sophmore year. My date and I and a few friends and there dates decided to go to this park after the dance and we were drinking a little bit, so me and my date were on the teeter-totter or some people call it the see-saw and it was very hard for me to push him up in the air because he weighed more than me. So I am up in the air on this thing and he decides to get off the teeter -totter and down I go really fast in my dress and on my back in the mud. My dress was so dirty and had mud all over it. I got in so much trouble for that and also for the drinking.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Ok so here is one of my stories, I will probably post more later.

This summer my family went to Disney with a lot of friends. This all started at the spot where you wait for the boats that go to MK from Wilderness Lodge. I will use letters instead of names. My friend P's brother A thought me and P were dating. So no matter how many times we told him we weren't he wouldn't listen. So me and P were joking around pretending we were dating saying "Oh we are so over!" At the littlest things. So we get on the boat and I sit next to K and M. P was sitting next to K and the window. Now M is older than I am and I got M2(7 years old) to cling to him. So me and P are joking around and I said "Oh don't you dare sit next to the window!" I can't believe you chose it over me!" And we were laughing so M goes. "Don't ever tell a girl you love her via text meesage. I did that once and we didn't talk for like weeks." So I look over and I see P messing around with his phone. 5 seconds later my cell starts vibrating and there is a text from P that says "I love you! <3" I started laughing so hard and I sent him a mesage back saying "I'm never talking to you again!" It was so funny. It was definetly a "you-had-to-be-there-moment" though. Sorry if all the letters are confusing, I did my best to explain carefully.

My friends and I were at our one guy friend's house. We were sitting watching a movie. We were so deep in the movie when his older brother came in the house he opened the door quietly but slammed it shut and when he shut it my one friend goes "HOLY **** WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" I guess it was a you had to be there moment.
Oh once when the same guy friend was walking down the hallway he tripped and it looked sorta like the cotton eyed joe dance so we screamed "Hey it's cotton eyed joe!" he glared at us for so long that day.

 

[Lizbon]

My friends and I were at our one guy friend's house. We were sitting watching a movie. We were so deep in the movie when his older brother came in the house he opened the door quietly but slammed it shut and when he shut it my one friend goes "HOLY **** WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" I guess it was a you had to be there moment.
Oh once when the same guy friend was walking down the hallway he tripped and it looked sorta like the cotton eyed joe dance so we screamed "Hey it's cotton eyed joe!" he glared at us for so long that day.

On story one: I found that hilarious and I wasnt there!
On story to: again, sounds like something I would do (the tripping and laughing)

 

[DisGirlAllie]

On story one: I found that hilarious and I wasnt there!
On story to: again, sounds like something I would do (the tripping and laughing)

Yay!

 

[~*~Mickey_Ears~*~]

Here's a good one!

When I was on my first disney cruise, We were walking down the hall headed toward our cabin after we just docked off. We saw Pluto and an employee walking down, and I smile happily, and walked up to him. Also

"Hi!!" I said.

"Hi Goofy!" My mom said.

Pluto put his hands on his hips and looked at my Mom like he was annoyed.

The employee kind of looked at my mom and said, "Ummm, that's Pluto."

"Oh. Well Hi Pluto!"

OMG I wanted to melt into the floor and disapear. AHHH!! You kinda had to be there.

~Carrie~

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

This one time at band camp ....
Seriously, though. I was at band camp, and we were on break. I was talking with my section leader, a girl in my section, and the drum majors. We started talking about our family tree, specifically our current generation. I mentioned that the last generation of my family is all female. The junior drum major proceeded to talk to herself about her family tree. We all could hear her. *Note that she has a brother who plays the trumpet.*

"*Sister's name* is the youngest in our family."
Senior drum major "What about your brother?"

The junior drum major is now talking about her extended family, but we didn't know that she was talking about them. She was still talking to herself ...

"He isn't really considered a member of our family ...."

Funniest. thing. Ever.
My sides split in half that day.

 

[CastawayJ]

my friend and i always say "once i was the king of spain" to each other

its more of an inside joke though

but when my soccer team takes long trips we alway sing random stuff and prank call everyone in our grades

 

[meeshheartsdisney217]

welll.
i'm usually the one saying the sarcastic stuff.

i usually make my friends and teachers laugh.

it's so hilarious. everyday my stomach hurts from laughing. it's great.

i don't have a stand-out funny moment. but everyday i'll be reminded of someting and just burst out laughing.

it's so much funn.

but one time my two friends and i were on a three way (we will call them K and B) and then we thought that B had left and then all of a sudden we started hearing these weird noises like "7 days" and all this stuff and then K thought it was her younger sister, so she was like running around the house and she asks her mom where her sister is and she's like "in bed honey of course" and so she goes and looks in her sis's bed and of course she isn't there! so then she's like freaking out and i'm just kinda sitting on the computer like laughing because i think it's hilaroius that her sister is doing this to her. and then all of a sudden she finds her sister and is like STOP DOING THAT. and then B comes back on the phone and is like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING K!? IT'S MEE" and she got soooo PO'd at him and it was probably the most hilarious thing i've ever experienced on the phone.

we still laugh about it today.
four years later.

 

[DramaQueen]

yyyayyy i inspired a thread


okay, so here is my funny story, actually there are two. both from my trip to orlando/wdw last summer.
they may not seem funny to you guys, because you really HAD TO be there, but I shall try and relay the hilarity here;
(all of these involve my sister, Megan, myself, and our cousin Mitchell)

We are eating dinner at Bubba Gump's in Citywalk, and there is this little, very sulky looking boy at the table next to us, we have come to the conclusion that his older brother works at the restaurant, because, well, we are eavesdroppers.
Anyways, we hear that the little guys name is Harley. And It's his birthday!!
All of the waiters come and sing happy birthday to him and give him a special cake. (He still looks VERY angry and sulky for reasons beyond us) And his mom says to him "Harley! Blow out your candles" And he leans over and blows out the candles with the most hilarious, angry look on his face. SO now at every birthday of ours, we blow our candles out like that.


Next one, again, you had to see the kid, he was this weird grumpy looking kid.
We are at the McDonalds by Canada in Epcot. This little kid, probably 4 or 5 is sittin in a stroller, very sulky looking (what's with all the sulky kids?!) Anyways, he also has an "It's my birthday" pin on. So Megan goes over and wishes him a happy birthday. He ignores he and calls over to his mom "IT'S HOT!" she doesn't respond "PUT ME IN THE SHADE!" he commands. Again, no response. "I'M GETTING HOTTER!" (he said that like he was threatening her or something. It was flippin hilarious) So we always quote that hilarious little kid now.



My best friend in the entire world, Mark, is THE funniest person I have EVER met. And when we are together, it is like an extreme overdose of wit and sarcasm. We've decided that if their were cameras following us around, it would make an excellent reality show. Just beacuse we do the strangest things (Like go to downtown Toronto and sit around, waiting to see famous people...which we never have!)
Anyways, people ALWAYS ask me if he's my boyfriend.
Once I saw a friend of mine in Starbucks, and she asked me and I quickly and irritably said "NO!" then I felt kind of bad, but he started pretending he was gay and he's like to my friend (acting extremely gay) "Ohhhh....nooooo, she's not MY type"


Probably none of those are funny to you guys, because in alot of cases you have to be there. But they are hilarious to me!!
I'm sure I'll think of a TON more to put on here, because I have some hilarious friends.

 

[Lizbon]

Caitlin I thought they were funny. And yes you inspired a thread.

Hmmm what another one...

I'm re-posting my story to add to it becuase I can't belive I forgot this part. (Bold is new)

There were two Matts and a Megan so the M in the first paragrah is a Matt, the second Matt is going to be MP and Megan is M2)

This summer my family went to Disney with a lot of friends. This all started at the spot where you wait for the boats that go to MK from Wilderness Lodge. I will use letters instead of names. My friend P's brother A thought me and P were dating. So no matter how many times we told him we weren't he wouldn't listen. So me and P were joking around pretending we were dating saying "Oh we are so over!" At the littlest things. So we get on the boat and I sit next to K and M. P was sitting next to K and the window. Now M is older than I am and I got M2(7 years old) to cling to him. So me and P are joking around and I said "Oh don't you dare sit next to the window!" I can't believe you chose it over me!" And we were laughing so M goes. "Don't ever tell a girl you love her via text meesage. I did that once and we didn't talk for like weeks." So I look over and I see P messing around with his phone. 5 seconds later my cell starts vibrating and there is a text from P that says "I love you! <3"


Ok so along with A saying me and P dating, MP thought P liked me. (MP and P are the same age, I am a year younger). So since MP wasn't at dinner with us, P and I decided that we should really pretend we were going out when we saw MP at Magic Kingdom. We had him going for the whole night. It was hilarious me P and K were dying from laughing so hard. Then MP denied that he fell for it saying. "I'm not stupid I knew you weren't really going out!"


Another story: Similar to Caitlins


So my neighbor R is like a brother to me. THis year he is in my lunch period but we sit with different people and the first day of school I had the perfect view of him from my table. I was joking around saying "oh now he's drinking his chocolate milk" to my friends and having them laugh but my friends are always like "do you like him?" and I go "ewww gross no he's like a brother."


Last story for now,

I was at a beginning of summer party and my guy friend S and I were talking to my friend A. A was obsessed with this guy a couple of years ago so I was talking to her about him and S kept chimming in changing what were were saying to make it sound dirty. It was so funny but no one around us knew what the heck we were talking about. A got so made at me and S.

 

[AngienLuLu]

"Pshhht. You weren't even alive when you were three." -My friend Adam
"He's guh...guh...guh...a junior. " -My friend Jana
"How did you get that elevator to work?!?!" -My dearest Mother

Oh yeah, and my mom takes a flashlight with her in Hollister...

 

[disney100666]

"Pshhht. You weren't even alive when you were three." -My friend Adam
"He's guh...guh...guh...a junior. " -My friend Jana
"How did you get that elevator to work?!?!" -My dearest Mother

Oh yeah, and my mom takes a flashlight with her in Hollister...

my mom hates Hollister she's like it's too loud!

 

[disney100666]

my friend Molly at the Dolphin a few weeks ago when we were heading over to the boardwalk for breakfast. this was after she fell into a bush trying to take a picture of a duck with a camera she didn't even have.
" I don't know what happened I was just backing up and then I fell into the bush!"
me: "you don't even have a camera!"
her: " I was getting it out"

and another one at the Dolphin when we were getting out of an elavator.
so me and my mom and brother got out of the elavator first and molly was coming out after and she wasn't paying attention and the doors to the elavator were closed it the elavator took her to the like 16 th floor and then to the 5 and then to the 1 where we were. she was like :O, what the heck the elavator went insane! it was soooo funny, you had to be there the look on her face was so funny, and we couldn't stop laughing the whole trip!