Two elderly ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall, where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said "Life is so damned boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" replied her friend, holding up a $5 bill.
As fast as she could, the little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes, and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion coming from inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement!!"
One leaned over and said "Life is so damned boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" replied her friend, holding up a $5 bill.
As fast as she could, the little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes, and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion coming from inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement!!"
Good one Kim..very funny...
