Our first ride of the day - the ball. Whatever it’s called. This is one of those relaxing rides. You just get to sit back and enjoy being at Disney. I snuggled up to Babe.
I made it a point to smell the magic again. I could smell the smoke as Rome was burning. I had read about it on these boards but had never taken the time to notice it.
The ride stopped for a few minutes while we were under Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel. Of course Babe made the “pull my finger” joke about the painting.
We made our way further into Epcot. We were there for the Flower and Garden Festival. I have never been at Epcot for this event before. It was spectacular.
Mission Space was the next ride on our dance card.
Last year I rode the wimpy version. This year I thought I would go for the intense side. Can’t remember if I was on the green mission or the orange mission. I’m not going to lie to you, I was afraid.
I don’t do well in confined spaces. I immediately thought of the movie Armageddon where Billy Bob Thornton asks the doctor is they can physically survive the trip. And the doctor said - I’m surprised they survived the tests.
But even the “intense” part of this ride was not too bad. It’s just the tight squeeze that gives me the heeby-jeebies.
We sent the kids a post card from space and headed over to test track. Out of all the pictures I took, somehow I did not get a picture of that ride (this year).
I did get a picture of my guy with the dummy.
I was torn on whether we should ride Ellen’s energy adventure or not.
I could not remember a lot of it from last year. Now I remember why. It’s pretty forgettable. While we waiting in the holding cell, a five year old girl was chosen to be an honorary cast member and welcomed everyone to the show. She said hi and have a nice day. I’m sure it was certifiably magical.
Ellen had to go wide screen to tell her story - wider, wider; No wonder she felt like a dentist. Everyone rinse and spit.
But Ellen can be seriously funny sometimes. Is that possible? To be seriously funny?
One of my favorite parts of the movie is where she got rained on and dried her hair with a hair dryer in the helicopter. Then they go on to talk about oil and where it comes from. It cracks me up that she sings the Beverly Hillbillies song. That’s a knee-slapper right there.
Then she talks about fission. That’s where scientists thought the atom was the smallest thing in the universe but they split it open and all this other crap came out.
Then we went over to the Land.
We picked up our fast passes for Soarin’. We made a pit stop in the bathroom. We decided to grab some breakfast from the food court. I have never been a fan of the food at this food court. But it was the only place that I knew of that was close. I just don’t know my way around Epcot that well. The food was slimy yet satisfying. Since neither of us was overwhelmed by the food choices, Babe and I shared a meal. You know, just something to tide us over until we could find something better.
Believe me, it was enough for anyone. We did not want to spend the rest of the day with a stomach ache. Besides, we had heard that hazmat was still cleaning up an explosive number 4 at the men's bathroom in Canada. They would definitely be off-limits.
We jumped in line for Living with the Land.
I remember riding this with my DBFF years ago (in high school. Boy that was a trip. A whole other report, possibly. I may sneak some of it in here because for some reason, Epcot is what I remember most with her.)
I don’t remember riding it when Babe and I came all those years ago. When we came last year, I really wanted to ride it. So did my step dad. He said that it was the one thing that he remembered from when he came last time -- twenty-something years ago. But it was closed last year. Bummer. We were all so disappointed. But it was open this year. Very informative and also a great way to just cool off. We all gazed spell-bound at the nine pound lemon and the Mickey head pumpkins.
After our three hour tour (our three hour tour), we walked back over to Soarin’ for our fast pass time. Oh snap! Every other fast pass that we had gotten was for a one hour return. I had just looked at the minutes on the FP and not the HOUR. This one was two hours. Now what do we do?
The stand by line was fifty minutes and we were not going to wait. Do we skip it? We rode it last year and I thought it was OK. Then I read ZZUB’s report and how great he thought it was and thought “did I miss something?” I really wanted to check it out again, but we were going to be pressed for time this day. We still had to fit AK in - somehow.
The Seas with Nemo and Friends was finally up and running.
We decided to check it out.
Again, I love how Disney takes the time to decorate the lines. It makes the wait easier to swallow. You have something to occupy your thoughts other than how long you have been standing there pressed way too close to people you hardly know. I would say that you “don’t even know” but once you’ve been that close….
Over all, I enjoyed this ride. If I were ever to go to Disney without the kids, this is one that I might skip. It’s basically the movie on screens and you are in a moving clam shell watching it. I’m sure my children will love it when we bring them back next year.
I had to get my picture made inside Bruce’s mouth.
I wasn’t scared. I figured Bruce would say “people are friends, not food.”
We jumped on the ride formally known as Rio del Tiempo.
They threw in a couple, ok three new characters but it was still the same old ride.
Something that is easily skipped if you are pressed for time. Don’t get me wrong, there is very little about Disney that I don’t like. I ride it because we always do. The food smelled fabulous as we rode past all the people on the terrace (using their dining plan) with their plates laden with delicacies.
And we always ride Maelstrom. We actually like this ride. I am always scared that we are going to go backwards off the falls and that the troll is going to grab us and eat us. This ride was down for refurbishment and we were sad.
We had time to run back to Soarin’ and that was the last thing we did before we left the park.
We stored our Mickey ears because Puddy told us to. It’s cool that Disney has so many celebrities (and big corporations) endorsing their rides.
We had an exceptional flight even though we were on the bottom row with lots of feet in our field of vision. There were two little old ladies sitting to our right and this was apparently their first time on the ride. They oohed and aahed and wowed and awsomed during the whole flight. I made a point to pay attention to the sounds and smells of Disney this time after reading so many trip reports where people were amazed by the detail. The orange grove smelled like oranges, the snozzberries smelled like snozzberries. Go ahead, lick a tangerine.
We were officially finished with Epcot. It was a whirlwind affair that lasted only a few hours. We planned to come back and check out the countries once we finished with Animal Kingdom. But sometimes our minds get changed for us. Now that we are back and I’ve checked out a few more TRs, I realize just how much we have missed at the World Showcase. I have never seen the guy on the chairs in France, or the living statute, where ever she may be.
Mental note: check these things out next year.
OK so it wasn’t a mental note.