Fat cat
>
> A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says,
'You've
> been a good cat all of these years. Anything
> you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.'
>
> The cat says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and
> had to sleep on hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no
> more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
>
> A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to
> Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same
> offer that He made the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to
> run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even
> women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we
> wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly,
each
> mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
>
> About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The
> cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God
> gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?' The
cat
> yawns and stretches and says...'Oh, I've never been happier in my life.
And
> those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best.
>
>
> A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says,
'You've
> been a good cat all of these years. Anything
> you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.'
>
> The cat says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and
> had to sleep on hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no
> more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
>
> A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to
> Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same
> offer that He made the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to
> run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even
> women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we
> wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly,
each
> mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
>
> About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The
> cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God
> gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?' The
cat
> yawns and stretches and says...'Oh, I've never been happier in my life.
And
> those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best.
>
