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Elizabeth Swann: So that's it, then? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love!
Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together, and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles?
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: Human hair... from my back.
Jack Sparrow: Move away!
Will Turner: No!
Jack Sparrow: Please move?!
Will Turner: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape!
Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you.
Jack Sparrow: [to Governor Weatherby Swann] We've reached a special place... Spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no."
Jack Sparrow: What's your name?
Will Turner: Will Turner.
Jack Sparrow: That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father ay?
Will Turner: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?
[puts out his hand]
Will Turner: Agreed.
[they shake hands]
Will Turner: You Cheated!
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate!
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
Barbossa: How did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirate: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth Swann: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth Swann: Try wearing a corset.
Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!
Elizabeth Swann: You're despicable!
Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.
Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake!
Will Turner: That was for the smell.
Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor...I know it's hard...but stay here, and try not to do anything...stupid.
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Will Turner: Elizabeth goes free!
Barbossa: Yes, we know that part, anything else?
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm jus' honest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly (...) stupid.
Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
[last line of movie]
Jack Sparrow: [singing] And really bad eggs...drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Elizabeth Swann: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?
Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl...how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.
Jack Sparrow: [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody well is now!
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore]
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.
Barbossa: [talking to Will Turner] Who are you?
Jack Sparrow: No one. He's no one. Aunt's nephew's cousin twice removed on my mother's side. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.
Red coats: Hey! You! Get away from there! You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry. It's just... it's such a pretty boat
[correcting himself]
Jack Sparrow: ship.
Pintel: Down to the depths with them that thought o' 'parler'.
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.
Jack Sparrow: Apparently, there's a leak...
Jack Sparrow: That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails; That's what the ship needs. But what a ship is...what the black pearl really is, is freedom.
Pintel: It was only after that, did we find out that it was Bootstrap's blood we needed.
Ragetti: Now that's what you call ironic.
I think thats about it!!
I'm gonna go eat, be back later!!!
