The economy is so bad that . . . .

[happygirl]

I got this in a email thought they were so funny. Enjoy!!

The economy is so bad that . . . .

1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail..

2. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

6.. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.



8. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

9. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

10. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

11. The Mafia is laying off judges.

12. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

13. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh, Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

.

 

[Kit'smommy]

Cute...

 

[phorsenuf]

I got this in a email thought they were so funny. Enjoy!!

The economy is so bad that . . . .

1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail..

2. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

6.. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.



8. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

9. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

10. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

11. The Mafia is laying off judges.

12. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

13. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh, Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

.

You edited out #14.

 

[happygirl]

You edited out #14.

It was the best one to. I didn't think it was dis friendly

 

[wdwfan16]

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Kit'smommy]

The last one was the best....

I should have quoted the OP.

 

[mumom95]

That is funny!!

But now I'm curious about what #14 said.

 

[busyshrew]

Very good! But I'm joining in... what was number 14?

 

[phorsenuf]

Essentially it went like this;

I was feeling suicidal because of the economy so I called a suicide hot-line. I was routed to Pakistan where the person got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

[Mermaid02]

Essentially it went like this;

I was feeling suicidal because of the economy so I called a suicide hot-line. I was routed to Pakistan where the person got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

[wdwfan16]

Essentially it went like this;

I was feeling suicidal because of the economy so I called a suicide hot-line. I was routed to Pakistan where the person got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

When I opened the thread #14 was not there. It definitely was the best.

 

[Planogirl]

This one is good too IMO:

4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

 

[Darsa]

Thanks for that!