AprilShowers
<font color=darkorchid>I'm funny in real life! - I
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This morning DH wakes me up saying he needs to go look for the dog, because "she escaped".
Well, what really happened is that he is too lazy to put her on her chain, and she ran away! I have been telling him and telling him that she NEEDS to be chained up! His response: "She always comes back for me".
Well YEAH.....It's 20 degrees outside and 6" of snow!!! Of COURSE she'll come back then!!!
Not anymore! Today is the most beautiful spring day, and she took off!
Sooooo he proceeds to leisurely dress, brush his teeth and comb his hair, THEN goes to look for the dog.
I'm so ticked (not the word I want to use) right now. Then, he's out there like a moron shaking the dog treat container and whistling!!!
She has NEVER responded to a whistle, YOU HAVE TO CALL HER NAME!!!!
So, he and DD are out there for an hour looking for her, can't find her, SO HE CALLS THE POLICE!!!!!
I say: "yeah, like they don't have anything better to do than look for our dog."
His response? "Well she said they could find her!"
So, now I'm probably going to get cited for dog at large, and failure to wear dog tags on the dog.
Please don't lecture me on the tags: She's only 9lbs and they irritate her so she scratches all the time. Precisely the reason I make absolute SURE she gets chained up to do her business.
I'm going to kill DH.
So, while he's out looking for the dog, I start getting ready for work (we own our own business) because I figure he'll use going to work as an excuse to stop looking for the dog and leave me and the girls to deal with it.
So, I'm at work now and I call home and DD says "Daddy's eating breakfast."
I don't know why but that peeved (again, not the word..) me off so bad!!!!
I go to work so he can look for the dog and HE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING!!! Aarrrrggghhh!!
What the heck is the matter with him?
Well, what really happened is that he is too lazy to put her on her chain, and she ran away! I have been telling him and telling him that she NEEDS to be chained up! His response: "She always comes back for me".
Well YEAH.....It's 20 degrees outside and 6" of snow!!! Of COURSE she'll come back then!!!
Not anymore! Today is the most beautiful spring day, and she took off!
Sooooo he proceeds to leisurely dress, brush his teeth and comb his hair, THEN goes to look for the dog.
I'm so ticked (not the word I want to use) right now. Then, he's out there like a moron shaking the dog treat container and whistling!!!
She has NEVER responded to a whistle, YOU HAVE TO CALL HER NAME!!!!
So, he and DD are out there for an hour looking for her, can't find her, SO HE CALLS THE POLICE!!!!!
I say: "yeah, like they don't have anything better to do than look for our dog."
His response? "Well she said they could find her!"
So, now I'm probably going to get cited for dog at large, and failure to wear dog tags on the dog.
Please don't lecture me on the tags: She's only 9lbs and they irritate her so she scratches all the time. Precisely the reason I make absolute SURE she gets chained up to do her business.
I'm going to kill DH.
So, while he's out looking for the dog, I start getting ready for work (we own our own business) because I figure he'll use going to work as an excuse to stop looking for the dog and leave me and the girls to deal with it.
So, I'm at work now and I call home and DD says "Daddy's eating breakfast."
I don't know why but that peeved (again, not the word..) me off so bad!!!!
I go to work so he can look for the dog and HE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING!!! Aarrrrggghhh!!
What the heck is the matter with him?