The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood's new cottage

[Pam]

Jay,

You went and did it again!!!!
How many times must I tell you to make sure you bring Chewbacca along? You are continually locking him up in the Millennium Falcon!!!

Han Solo needs his trusty sidekick along, you can not fight the evil forces of Kim's hair alone!! It's ok - you are not a super, super action hero - you still have much to learn my young Jedi.

Love,
Yoda

 

[newmousecateer]

Marilyn walks in tapping her foot wanting to know why there is spaghetti hanging off her moose antler ceiling fan....tap, tap, tap Just who is going to clean up this mess?

Why are there smowball puddles and ketchup puddles all over the kitchen floor?


Jennifer

Didn't get to read all the posts since I was here last. How are you doing? Are you resting in the blue ocean room? (I cleaned up all the shrimp and crab shells this morning). I will go back through the posts to see what happened in the meeting. Just remember, when you are in a tough meeting like that, just think to yourself (I am a YaYa, I am strong. You canot get me down. All of my YaYa sisters are here in spirit giving you the finger lady. You cannot beat a YaYa and her sisters)

 

[Dream]

HEY!!! IT"S DOROTHY!!! How the heck are ya my friend??? We are a little verbose here in the cottage but you could keep up...I'll keep you updated (it's a little hobby of mine ) How are things? I was thinking about you the other day. Don't let the Ya Ya's scare you off....it's a wonderful bunch!! You popped in at a ...um...awkward moment. You see (and guys...Dorothy is a GS leader extroidinaire!) Jennifer has had major problems with a creepy ex assistant leader and Girl Scout politics....bet you can relate! So we are banding the YA YA's together to ...um....humble the creep a tad! Wanna join us? Just think of that GS administrator you like the least and let it fly!!!

 

[helenabear]

Hi Dorothy!

Well all I am going to bed... have a great night everyone

 

[dizneenut]

Hi d.kurz!! Pop in whenever you can!

Michele, good night. Hope you feel better soon. {{{hugs}}}

 

[bfeller]

OK, second time today that everyone leaves right in the middle of things. bfeller is standing alone looking like an Apolo Want to be.

Hey People!!!!! You all planned this embarrassing moment. Kim this is not funny........


Ok, I will take care of GS leader all by myself unless Jodie and Jay will come help. Remember Jennifer who your real friends are. Especially those who are dressed up a little on the strange side.

 

[jldriscoll]

Good night to all of you that have wandered off the screen. I think it's about time for me to head off too. AGAIN...this chair is too uncomfortable.

Betty...I can tell who my good friends are! Thanks

Keep up the fight!!! I'll see how ya did in the morning. Key is under the mat and the ice cream's in the freezer. topping and whipped cream in the frig. NO FOOD FIGHTS!!!!

Night all!!!

 

[Kama89]

Glad to see ya'll are kicking heiney on G.S. witchy woman. I'm not in much of a heiney kicking mood, so I'll just go along and cry and whine on her for awhile... after all, I do it so well, I'm sure that'd irritate the heck out of her, and be enough of a distraction that the rest of you could take care of business.

Welcome Dorothy!! Drop by whenever you can!! Jodie and Betty make some pretty mean slushies/smoothies but watch out for flying cheetos, forks, washcloths and bananas. Oh...and if you see Betty trying to remove her Halloween costume, be sure and let me know ok?

Good news on the work front Bonnie. Sounds like things are shaping up around there for you!

Pam, You might be right about the time change. That was my thought too. I really feel pretty lousy.

 

[newmousecateer]

Jay meets with Yoda. Yoda closes his eyes and Jay concentrates. Jay leavitates along with his saber. Jay sees himself concentrating of fighting the evil forces of Kims hair.

Chewbacca beats on his chest and lets out the Chewbacca "whaaa".

Storm Troopers advancing on Kim. Jay stops leavitating and falls flat on his face. Pulls himself up and brushes himself off. Lifts his light sabre against the evil forces of the Storm Troopers to protect Kim's hair. Yoda in the background screaming "save Kim's hair and grab the blow dryer and curling iron...they must not get in the enemies hands".

To be continued......

 

[bfeller]

Marilyn and the finger. I have now lost it all. How can I go on when the Elder Elder Ya Ya puts things into perspective so easily.

Well, I must get going and clean up all the mess that was made today. I am very sorry for the mess. I see that my broom is in the corner. (It is a magical broom) Hey did anyone see Cinderella around here somewhere? Where is that girl when you need her?

Sleep well all. Jennifer you are most definately in my thoughts. I know that you will survive.

 

[dizneenut]

Good night everyone that is going nitey nite!

 

[yensid1071]

yensid is slightly embarrassed at falling while levitating. But now is no time to worry about that. He's too busy keeping the group of stormtroopers from advancing. Must.... protect.... Kim's..... hair..... Must also remember that the lightsaber does *not* work well as a curling iron.

 

[Dream]

OK Betty...you get the magic broom and I will get the magic dust pan. Night everybody! I hope we helped some today Jennifer! Kim my friend...hope tomorrow is a better day. We love ya!!
See ya'll in the morning! Speaking of Girl Scouts...got a little work to do before I go to sleep. One of my girls handed paper work to me yesterday saying she has earned 14 badges on her own!!! Um...I don't THINK so!!

Sweet ya ya dreams everybody!!

 

[newmousecateer]

Hi Dorothy Don't worry about keeping up. These here younins' wear me out sometimes, but I have a lot of fun when I do pop in. You do the same. (They can be mean sometimes though...they hide my walker and think its funny! And after their food fights they leave the banna peels laying around thinking I might slip on them and break a hip)

Hey, I have a really great looking room here at the cottage if you need to share a room. Marilyn looks around to see where all the giggling is coming from

Well, goodnite eveyone. Sweet dreams.

 

[Pam]

Jay,
What size curl barrel on that iron? 3/8" or 1/2"?? Remember the bigger the barrel, the tighter the curl.............

Yoda

 

[d.kurz]

GS politics??? Well, if you need some help, just holler. So hard to blow off a crappy volunteer, isn't it??? Worse than teamsters.

 

[yensid1071]

With the handy lightsaber curling iron, you can adjust the barrel. Oh, wait.... That might just fry it all off there. Not much left to curl. Um.... Guess I need to find a real curing iron then, huh?

 

[bfeller]

Kim, I truly hope that tomorrow is filled with sunshine for you.

Happy Days are here again........The sky above is blue again........la la la (can't remember all the words)...........


Tomorrow is another day!!!!

 

[Pam]

Ummmmmm....... sure, Jay - play dumb. No - really, we believe that your hair is just naturally curly........

No - we have NEVER suspected you of curling your hair...... HONEST!!
Pam

(PS - when you retract that lightsaber, make sure it cooled done before sticking it back in your holster!!! )

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Pam
Ummmmmm....... sure, Jay - play dumb. No - really, we believe that your hair is just naturally curly........

Ahhh.... ummmm.... Actually, it is naturally curly if I let it grow out. Pretty wavy, really....


Hi Kim! Just a howdy from your trusty Padawan.