DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club VI - Man's Room

[KTME]

Whats up guys! Its been a little while since I have been able to get on here. I thought for sure that once football was over I would have more free time. Thats a joke. Its either work, night meetings or redoing our bathroom. Not a lot of free time for much anything else. Oh well, the good news is we are hopefully going to the World Dec 2011!!!!

Gotta go, welcome to all the new dads and hello to my old friends! I will be back soon!

 

[AirGoofy]

its dd grad. present. she wants to stay in the a frame. shes been looking at it her entire life and always wanted to stay there.(dont have to twist my arm.) i asked her what she wanted for a grad present and that is what she wanted. shes a good kid, works hard, never gave us any problems. good student,part time job and dances three days a week.

Congrats on surviving 18 years and raising a great child. I pray my two young daughters be happy and safe in their school years and throughout life, and would give either of them anything they asked. Of course, they know this.

 

[AJRitz]

Has anyone glanced at our Dis Dads Fantasy Football League scoreboard? Yep. I had a great week! I scored over 170 points!! -- And I may STILL lose to Mouse of Pain. In fact, it appears likely. He needs 8 points (plus a fraction) to beat me, with Chris Cooley playing tonight. And Cooley hasn't been held under 9 points all season. DOH!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Has anyone glanced at our Dis Dads Fantasy Football League scoreboard? Yep. I had a great week! I scored over 170 points!! -- And I may STILL lose to Mouse of Pain. In fact, it appears likely. He needs 8 points (plus a fraction) to beat me, with Chris Cooley playing tonight. And Cooley hasn't been held under 9 points all season. DOH!

Grrrr... I'm still a little angry at your KC Chiefs' defense at the moment.

 

[trennr]

Grrrr... I'm still a little angry at your KC Chiefs' defense at the moment.

Just remember...no negative points in your TR if I beat you.

 

[ClearScreen]

Has anyone glanced at our Dis Dads Fantasy Football League scoreboard? Yep. I had a great week! I scored over 170 points!! -- And I may STILL lose to Mouse of Pain. In fact, it appears likely. He needs 8 points (plus a fraction) to beat me, with Chris Cooley playing tonight. And Cooley hasn't been held under 9 points all season. DOH!

Watch, he'll get hurt on the 3rd play of the game. I thought I had no chance when I was down by 75 points heading into the Sunday night game, but garbage-time points still count in Fantasy.

On another note, this might be the best fantasy game of the year. Talk about explosive performances - unbelievable. Fred Jackson? Dwayne Bowe (who was a free agent 2-3 weeks ago)? Should be exciting tonight.

ClearScreen

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Just remember...no negative points in your TR if I beat you.

I'll give you -4 to match the performance of my defense.

 

[AJRitz]

Grrrr... I'm still a little angry at your KC Chiefs' defense at the moment.

Sorry about that Cap'n. That defensive performance from the Chiefs was just downright ugly. I haven't seen them play an entire game that badly on defense since the dark days of defensive coordinator Greg Robinson. It didn't help that we were playing with our third-string free safety due to injury, but one player can't explain that putrid performance.

 

[trennr]

Sorry about that Cap'n. That defensive performance from the Chiefs was just downright ugly. I haven't seen them play an entire game that badly on defense since the dark days of defensive coordinator Greg Robinson. It didn't help that we were playing with our third-string free safety due to injury, but one player can't explain that putrid performance.

Actually...us San Diego fans had our KC voodoo dolls out.

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Hello Boys...
I was at doctor's office late last week for a routine physical. I'm sitting in those awesome hospital gowns, with my pants neatly folded on a chair in the corner. The doc and I are discussing the tests he wants to run (cholesterol, etc) when my wife sends me a text message. My phone, which is tucked neatly into my pants pocket, emits Perry the Platypus' sound. The doctor looks over at the chair, then back to me.
I say "Perry the Platypus just told me I have a text message"
His eyes get big and a grin comes across his face as as he says "I LOVE THAT SHOW!"

 

[trennr]

Hello Boys...
I was at doctor's office late last week for a routine physical. I'm sitting in those awesome hospital gowns, with my pants neatly folded on a chair in the corner. The doc and I are discussing the tests he wants to run (cholesterol, etc) when my wife sends me a text message. My phone, which is tucked neatly into my pants pocket, emits Perry the Platypus' sound. The doctor looks over at the chair, then back to me.
I say "Perry the Platypus just told me I have a text message"
His eyes get big and a grin comes across his face as as he says "I LOVE THAT SHOW!"

At least he wasn't doing the good ol' Rubber glove test on you and say..."Oh...there you are Perry."



page 27 Ownage!!!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Sorry about that Cap'n. That defensive performance from the Chiefs was just downright ugly. I haven't seen them play an entire game that badly on defense since the dark days of defensive coordinator Greg Robinson. It didn't help that we were playing with our third-string free safety due to injury, but one player can't explain that putrid performance.

I know how you feel. Whatever anger I feel at having them in my fantasy lineup, it's ten times worse for the actual fans of the team.

Hello Boys...
I was at doctor's office late last week for a routine physical. I'm sitting in those awesome hospital gowns, with my pants neatly folded on a chair in the corner. The doc and I are discussing the tests he wants to run (cholesterol, etc) when my wife sends me a text message. My phone, which is tucked neatly into my pants pocket, emits Perry the Platypus' sound. The doctor looks over at the chair, then back to me.
I say "Perry the Platypus just told me I have a text message"
His eyes get big and a grin comes across his face as as he says "I LOVE THAT SHOW!"

At least he wasn't doing the good ol' Rubber glove test on you and say..."Oh...there you are Perry."



page 27 Ownage!!!

 

[FreezinRafiki]

At least he wasn't doing the good ol' Rubber glove test on you and say..."Oh...there you are Perry."



page 27 Ownage!!!

Luckily, I'm still several years away from him having to get out the rectal-invader-inator.

 

[dvczerfs]

Hello Boys...
I was at doctor's office late last week for a routine physical. I'm sitting in those awesome hospital gowns, with my pants neatly folded on a chair in the corner. The doc and I are discussing the tests he wants to run (cholesterol, etc) when my wife sends me a text message. My phone, which is tucked neatly into my pants pocket, emits Perry the Platypus' sound. The doctor looks over at the chair, then back to me.
I say "Perry the Platypus just told me I have a text message"
His eyes get big and a grin comes across his face as as he says "I LOVE THAT SHOW!"

i have the p&f theme song as my ring tones. my wife just rolls her eyes. dd will keep texting me while im driving so she can hear the song. dd knows i wont grab my phone when im driving.

 

[dvczerfs]

14 DAYS 10 HOURS AND COUNTING!!!!! dont ask me why my counter lost a day.

 

[ClearScreen]

i have the p&f theme song as my ring tones. my wife just rolls her eyes. dd will keep texting me while im driving so she can hear the song. dd knows i wont grab my phone when im driving.

Did your wife enjoy the New York visit??

 

[ClearScreen]

At least he wasn't doing the good ol' Rubber glove test on you and say..."Oh...there you are Perry."



page 27 Ownage!!!

WHenever this subject comes up, I feel this urge to sing "Moon River". Invariably, one of my friends will say, "You using the whole fist, doc?"

 

[prattpak]

At least he wasn't doing the good ol' Rubber glove test on you and say..."Oh...there you are Perry."



page 27 Ownage!!!

There goes the soda out the nose!!!!

 

[prattpak]

WHenever this subject comes up, I feel this urge to sing "Moon River". Invariably, one of my friends will say, "You using the whole fist, doc?"

and He didnt even buy you dinner!

 

[afwdwfan]

Not to go off topic in a thread that essetially has no topic, but....

We have a 42" LCD TV in our office that is hooked to a computer and it shows live trading activity on the Chicago Board of Trade for customers in the office to look at. Those of us that need access to the CBOT screen also have it on a 19" monitor on our desks so from time to time, when there is nobody in the office, we'll turn on the dish... usually in the morning/late afternoon for the news or weather. Anyway, it has been slow today and I come back from lunch and see Walker, Texas Ranger on the big screen. I haven't watched that show in years, and yet, it feels like I just watched it yesterday. I never remembered this show being as cheesy, yet horribly addictive as it is.