DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club IX - The Fastest Moving Thread Around

[IamTrike]

Son of a...

Your not one of those marketing Peanut Butters that writes these product specs that requires 14 blue billion features and say the product should cost about $2.00 to build.

Where in the heck do you think we're gonna get budget for $2.00. Max we can get is a $1.50. Also we need it next week, you don't mind working this weekend.

Uhhh no I am not one of those marketing people. My role is a little bit unusual. I'm a big advocate of building the minimum viable product so a lot of my job is working with dev to cut stuff out.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Nobody wants to go back and read through our mindless garbage. In fact, probably the only ones that are going to read this conversation are the ones who are here right now, so we might need to explain it all once again later.

Or not.

 

[trennr]

Nobody wants to go back and read through our mindless garbage. In fact, probably the only ones that are going to read this conversation are the ones who are here right now, so we might need to explain it all once again later.

And your point is???

 

[BigTex71]

I saw these a while back and while they are not our DISdad Man Laws, they do apply to guys in general. I hope you all enjoy:

The Man Rules



Finally , the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side... here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules! Please note: these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!



1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports is like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!

 

[afwdwfan]

And your point is???

When have I ever had a point?

 

[stopher1]

The unnoticed secret to the Great Stopher’s stunning post count:
Each insightful, meaningful and detailed post is generally accompanied by a couple dozen posts like this:



I must learn from my Zen Master.

Learn will you, oh padawan

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

I just copied this for the Disney for Families list:
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Wow we sure are popular!

 

[trennr]

Where in the heck do you think we're gonna get budget for $2.00. Max we can get is a $1.50. Also we need it next week, you don't mind working this weekend.

Uhhh no I am not one of those marketing people. My role is a little bit unusual. I'm a big advocate of building the minimum viable product so a lot of my job is working with dev to cut stuff out.

Wish you worked on my product specs.

I typically work on Analog Input and Output devices for Industrial Controls / PLCs.

 

[stopher1]

I don't think Stopher would take kindly to you swinging a golf club at him.

You think correctly Mark. I wouldn't.

 

[trennr]

Allot of good movies this summer.

Thor...Capt America...POTC4...Cars2...Disdads: The Movie

 

[trennr]

You think correctly Mark. I wouldn't.

I however would...at Nemisis...not me.

 

[stopher1]

I however would...at Nemisis...not me.

Yeah, yeah. I wasn't talking to you. I already knew your lousy answer nemesis.

 

[afwdwfan]

Allot of good movies this summer.

Thor...Capt America...POTC4...Cars2...

Looking forward to all of these, but I really can't wait to see Transformers Dark Side of the Moon!

Disdads: The Movie

Is that another sequel to Jack@$$?

 

[trennr]

I saw these a while back and while they are not our DISdad Man Laws, they do apply to guys in general. I hope you all enjoy:

The Man Rules

I really really like Rule #1.

 

[jason4024]

Looking forward to all of these, but I really can't wait to see Transformers Dark Side of the Moon!


Is that another sequel to Jack@$$?

HAHA - I am excited about those as well

 

[stopher1]

Not even going to try to catch up to my Nemisis. (currently at 121)


Not sure I have enough mindless banter to pull that off.

2 pages in a row 1st post Ownage!!!

I'm sure you do... just look at lots of your past posts and you'll see you do

Just bring back Chuck!

 

[afwdwfan]

I saw these a while back and while they are not our DISdad Man Laws, they do apply to guys in general. I hope you all enjoy:

The Man Rules

Don needs to put a link to this on page 1 when he fires up the new thread tomorrow.

 

[trennr]

Noticed a new Aulani banner popping up today.

I need to make plans to get there in 2014...or 2019.

20th or 25th anniversary.

 

[trennr]

Noticed a new Aulani banner popping up today.

I need to make plans to get there in 2014...or 2019.

20th or 25th anniversary.

Now if I just knew some one who owned DVC points there.

 

[Rental01]

I just copied this for the Disney for Families list:
The DIS Dad's Club IX - The Fastest Moving Thread Around Replies 784 Views 6,796.


Wow we sure are popular!

No, that's me trying to catch up. Work keeps getting in the way.

I'm off in search of Chocolate Chex again. I'm really starting to think that Amazon will be my best (and only) choice. We got a box somewhere but can't remember where and now we can't find it anywhere.