I once got sent to Guatemala with a fellow Agent out of Miami....
We had a car rented because we were staying in Guatemala City (up in the Mountains) and driving down to Puerto Quetzal---which is on the Pacific Coast (Black, Volcanic beaches, really cool)...
My coworker had rented the car on his orders, so he was doing all the paperwork, etc. etc.
Anyway, we pick up the car at the rental place and sure enough, it's a straight drive....I see John looking at it with a quizzical look on his face. I ask him if he can drive a straight drive, to which he answers in his typical fashion "Yeah man, I got it.."
Yeah, well , we LURCHED out of the parking lot, lurched down one of the main drag through the city, then lurch and STALL in the biggest intersection of the city...

Cars are honking, people are driving by and yelling at us


I finally kick him out and take over---then I never let him drive again

He kept saying..."sorry, bro, I thought I could fake it"

