The DDA Trouble Free Zone Part 8

[julia & nicks mom]

Just wanted to stop in and say HI! I will be back on to update everyone on what's been going on and where I've been. I know I will have A LOT to catch up on! Missed Everyone!!

WELCOME BACK GINA!!!!!!!!!

 

[julia & nicks mom]

Could I please have some prayers and pd for my dad, who is undergoing a heart cathaterization (sp?), probably as I type this. He had a stress test last week and there was some blockage, so now they are doing this to figure out the next step. They may not need to do anything, insert stents or do surgery, depending on what is found. He had a heart attack, about 15 yrs ago, and an angioplasty. A year and a half ago he had stents put in for blockage, and now maybe again. Hopefully it will all go well.

Tammi -

sending ixiedust: and saying prayers for your dad - be sure to keep us posted!!!!

 

[babytrees]

Could I please have some prayers and pd for my dad, who is undergoing a heart cathaterization (sp?), probably as I type this. He had a stress test last week and there was some blockage, so now they are doing this to figure out the next step. They may not need to do anything, insert stents or do surgery, depending on what is found. He had a heart attack, about 15 yrs ago, and an angioplasty. A year and a half ago he had stents put in for blockage, and now maybe again. Hopefully it will all go well.

 

[KristineN]

Here's a sad one:

The principal at the local Catholic grammar school died at age 49. She went in for a double knee replacement...really makes you think. I am especially paranoid since Bill needs the exact same surgery!

 

[KristineN]

This is the one splurge I do for myself...and I agree, I love mine as well!

Also..hope things with your dad go well!!!!

It's called a housekeeper!!!! I mine. Granted, no one cleans as well as oneself, but just having the carpets vacuumed, the furniture dusted, the bathrooms cleaned and the floors mopped is enough for me!!!

 

[Blueeyes101817]

Must have missed a page Jen I hope you enjoy your trip and your brother does well on his bikeride.

thank you! i will post pics when we get home!

 

[Blueeyes101817]

Could I please have some prayers and pd for my dad, who is undergoing a heart cathaterization (sp?), probably as I type this. He had a stress test last week and there was some blockage, so now they are doing this to figure out the next step. They may not need to do anything, insert stents or do surgery, depending on what is found. He had a heart attack, about 15 yrs ago, and an angioplasty. A year and a half ago he had stents put in for blockage, and now maybe again. Hopefully it will all go well.

prayers said tammi!!!

 

[Blueeyes101817]

I may not be around much today..have work then some shopping to get done...leave tomrorow at 8 for the bike ride..
Hope you guys have a great weekend!

 

[lmartin2711]

I may not be around much today..have work then some shopping to get done...leave tomrorow at 8 for the bike ride..
Hope you guys have a great weekend!

Are you talking about bike as in Harley or bike as in bicycle??

 

[Tammi67]

Here's a sad one:

The principal at the local Catholic grammar school died at age 49. She went in for a double knee replacement...really makes you think. I am especially paranoid since Bill needs the exact same surgery!

And I think you just scared the bejeezers out of Kate too! How sad.

 

[tmfranlk]

I had my knee surgery today and it was a breeze. We have a new surgery center and they had me in and out in less than 21/2 hours. At the hospital two years ago when I had this same surgery it took almost 5 hours to get in and out.

They also used some differnt kind of anesthesia and i felt great and very alert when I awoke from surgery. I was very impress.

I will be on crutches until Sunday afternoon adn then will be able to walk normal.

I had a torn meniscus and that part was removed. Everthing went great. I am on pain med as I am typing this so if I sound strange please excuse me. LOL

Delinda

I am glad to hear that the surgery went well and quickly, Delinda! That's great news. I hope that it does the trick and keeps you pain free. Good luck on your yard sale and house organizing! I have been trying to figure how much stuff I can get rid of before we move to limit the size truck we have to pay for.

 

[Tammi67]

I got this email today and think it is funny. I'm enrolling John in class #7.

SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT​

THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS



REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday



NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. ​

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hour​

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and

Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. ​

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. ​

Class 5

After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

at 7:00 PM ​

Class 6

Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM ​

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places

And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum .

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. ​

Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. ​

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. ​

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. ​

Class 11

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined ​

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. ​

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. ​

Class 14

The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



Upon completion of any of the above courses,

diplomas will be issued to the survivors.



​

 

[lmartin2711]

I got this email today and think it is funny. I'm enrolling John in class #7.

I loved that!!! I am enrolling David in the following classes........# 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 12, 13!!!

Yeah that should about cover everything.

Lynn

 

[julia & nicks mom]

Here's a sad one:

The principal at the local Catholic grammar school died at age 49. She went in for a double knee replacement...really makes you think. I am especially paranoid since Bill needs the exact same surgery!

That is really sad. Prayers for her family and her students!! That must be very upsetting to an elementary school student and a sad way to end the school year.

I always have a theory on freak things: once I hear it happen to someone around the same time I need it done -then I figure I am safe - I guess that is just my own coping mechanism

When I was pregnant with Julia a good friend of mine had a baby and had shoulder dystotia during delivery - very scary for everyone involved - but since it is really rare - I felt safe in crossing it off my list of worries b/c she was the one in 1000 for that month!!!!!

It is always so hard to make the decision to have elective surgery b/c you know the risks involved. When Bill decides to have the surgery I will pray that for him and for strength for you during it!!!

 

[Blueeyes101817]

Are you talking about bike as in Harley or bike as in bicycle??

bicycle sorry!!
he will be doing either 10 or 25 miles..

 

[Tammi67]

Thanks for all the prayers and PD! The DDA has done it again! I just spoke to my mom and the cathaterization went well, everything is ok and they are getting ready to go home!

 

[tmfranlk]

Please pray for Phil right now. I don't know what is going on as I'm at work, but he sounds like he is on the verge of a total breakdown. It is being caused in part because some combination of the high calcium and Vitamin D they had him taking has been keeping him so drowsy for over a week that he can barely function. Now he seems to have come to the end of his rope over these feelings. Luckily, he is of good enough mind that he has made an appointment for this afternoon with a psychologist. For now, I just need him to get himself and Terra into the city and to me safely. He won't be driving so there isn't a danger there, but they can get to me faster than I can get to them and I think time is of the essence as too relieve as much stress as possible as soon as possible. He has asked me to go to the doctor with him so hopefully I can help convey what has been going on lately if he can't. Thank you for any prayers and pixie dust you can spare as this is all a little scary.

 

[babytrees]

I got this email today and think it is funny. I'm enrolling John in class #7.

I am going to enroll Jim in 7 & 11 and the girls and him in class #2

I think I must be the only one who knows where the TP is!!!

 

[babytrees]

bicycle sorry!!
he will be doing either 10 or 25 miles..

Good Luck to him!!

And have fun this weekend!!

 

[my3princes]

Please pray for Phil right now. I don't know what is going on as I'm at work, but he sounds like he is on the verge of a total breakdown. It is being caused in part because some combination of the high calcium and Vitamin D they had him taking has been keeping him so drowsy for over a week that he can barely function. Now he seems to have come to the end of his rope over these feelings. Luckily, he is of good enough mind that he has made an appointment for this afternoon with a psychologist. For now, I just need him to get himself and Terra into the city and to me safely. He won't be driving so there isn't a danger there, but they can get to me faster than I can get to them and I think time is of the essence as too relieve as much stress as possible as soon as possible. He has asked me to go to the doctor with him so hopefully I can help convey what has been going on lately if he can't. Thank you for any prayers and pixie dust you can spare as this is all a little scary.

That Phil is ok and that they get to you swiftly and safely. How scary. You are in my thoughts.

Deb