The Cat Peed the Bed.

[UConnJack]

I doubt a cat would put up with it, but we have our incontinent 13-yr old dog in diapers.

 

[Angelhalo]

My previous cat peed on my head once while DH and I were in bed. Turns out earlier in the day one of us had moved her litter box and I think she couldn't find it. I woke up and she was squatting over my head and my neck was all warm! My DH jumped up like a little kid scared of a bug! LOL!!!! We had to get up in the middle of the night and change all the bedding and take a shower etc.

 

[Eeyores Butterfly]

My previous cat peed on my head once while DH and I were in bed. Turns out earlier in the day one of us had moved her litter box and I think she couldn't find it. I woke up and she was squatting over my head and my neck was all warm! My DH jumped up like a little kid scared of a bug! LOL!!!! We had to get up in the middle of the night and change all the bedding and take a shower etc.

I think you win!

Our cats have peed on stuff, but not the bed. We had to get another litter box and we have a very rigid scooping schedule and that has solved the problem. They will pee on sheets if you leave them on the floor though. I have had to train my husband not to do that if he doesn't wash them right away.

The worst for me is when a dog essed the bed. At least he was very considerate He bunched up the comforter underneath him so all I had to wash was the comforter. I managed to break that habit after the first time, but it made me nervous anytime he would bunch up the comforter to make himself a little bed.