>The bunny and the snake
> >
> >
> > Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little
> > forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an
> > orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both
> > were blind from birth.
> >
> > One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest,
> > and the snake was slithering through the forest,
> > when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down.
> > This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
> >
> > "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I
> > didn't mean to hurt you.
> > I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where
> > I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I
> > don't even know what I am."
> >
> > "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my
> > story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been
> > blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.
> > Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you,
> > and work out what you are, so at least you'll have
> > that going for you."
> >
> > "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.
> > So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and
> > said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have
> > really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have
> > a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a
> > bunny rabbit."
> >
> > "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in
> > obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the
> > snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
> > paw, and help you the same way that you've helped
> > me."
> >
> > So the bunny felt the snake all over, and
> > remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and
> > you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.
> > I'd say you must be French".
>
> >
> >
> > Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little
> > forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an
> > orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both
> > were blind from birth.
> >
> > One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest,
> > and the snake was slithering through the forest,
> > when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down.
> > This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
> >
> > "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I
> > didn't mean to hurt you.
> > I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where
> > I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I
> > don't even know what I am."
> >
> > "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my
> > story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been
> > blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.
> > Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you,
> > and work out what you are, so at least you'll have
> > that going for you."
> >
> > "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.
> > So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and
> > said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have
> > really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have
> > a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a
> > bunny rabbit."
> >
> > "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in
> > obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the
> > snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
> > paw, and help you the same way that you've helped
> > me."
> >
> > So the bunny felt the snake all over, and
> > remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and
> > you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.
> > I'd say you must be French".
>
