The Boa Brigade: New Appointments to the Realm!

[yardhaunter]

Originally posted by GotAnyPins
Lady Nanny Donna

...children at your feet...
wonder how you manage
to make ends meet?

 

[buggin']

Lady Heather, I love the new logo!

Buggin'
Amber

 

[Tinkerbel129]

Lady Heather

Your Ariel is lovely!!!

 

[shirley 38]

Thank Ye Oh Gracious Queen Leslie. It will be my pleasure to serve beings known as Lady Shirley Keeper of the Keeper of the Hat.
Wow was a title.
Lady Shirley
Hey am I a Lady in waiting or just a Lady????

 

[BeautyLLM]

And so it was proclaimed on the 26th day of March in the year 2002, that certain Royal Appointments were made within the Realm....

First and foremost, for his faithful service to the Realm in the creating of beautiful logos, and for his well heeded advice concerning the trials and tribulations of the Realm and it's constituents, I do hereby announce that Sir Michael shall now have a second and most important title, that of Royal Counsel to the Queen.

From this time forward, Mickey7811 shall be known as Lady Darlene, Purveyor of Royal Fruit, and Figgy shall be Lady Figgy, Keeper of the Royal Jewel Database. It appears that it was Sir Eddie who brought Princess Amber to the Realm. Perhaps he found her at the Princess Ball, the Queen is not sure.

It has been a quiet day in the Realm...perhaps the Royal Court has some news from faraway lands?

 

[Figgy]

I feeleth so honored to dubed Lady Figgy, Keeper of the Royal Jewel Database. Thank you Oh Great one.

figgy

 

[mermie]

I beseech thy attention O gracious Queen with so many musical talents!

I would like to bring something to thy attention. It seems that Yardhaunter (Malcolm) has yet to receive a title.

I suggest something fitting to his persona...how about "Sir Malcolm, Royal exorcist" 0r "Sir Malcolm, keeper of the creepies and crawlies of the dungeon" Or simply "Dungeon Master."

As long as it's something to do with Halloweeny stuff I'm sure he'll be happy.

 

[buggin']

I second the notion.

O mighty queen...I graciously accept my title of Princess.

Buggin'
Amber

 

[perndwler]

Welcome to our newly titled Ladies!! I like the title of Dugeon Master for Malcolm, but then again maybe we can use an exorcist......................

 

[yardhaunter]

Originally posted by perndwler
Welcome to our newly titled Ladies!! I like the title of Dugeon Master for Malcolm, but then again maybe we can use an exorcist......................

You DO realize, do you not, that if you make ME the exorcist, my kids will be the first thing gone. I'm talking POOF! Outta here!

 

[BeautyLLM]

After a morning spent with lucubration (look that one up in your Funk and Wagnalls) and reflection, I have decided upon a title for our own Yardhaunter. We owe him an apology as we did not realize that he was desirous of a title. At first I thought that Court Exorcist might actually be an asset to the Realm, but as the Ladies Heather and Crystal are dear to the Queen, I have decided not to give Malcolm a temptation that he might later regret . Then I thought, perhaps Royal Entomologist as our Yardhaunter seems to have affection for creatures both creepy and crawly, but the Queen most assuredly has NO affection for critters with more than four legs (especially those with 8 or more). With that in mind, the Queen would prefer Royal Exterminator, but feared that this might not sit well with our Malcolm. As in all Realms, there may be need for the imprisonment of certain individuals, and with that I have decided that Malcolm shall be named Sir Malcolm, Royal Dungeon Master. Sir Malcolm, you are welcome to store your creepies and crawlies in the dungeon, however the Queen would prefer that they not see the light of day!

Long Live the Boa Brigade!

 

[yardhaunter]

I am most honored, Your Majesty, and humbled before the court.

Methinks that I am undeserving of such high titles.

However, in that the lowly YardHaunter doest travel in circles with those things ethereal, and summons and commands the spirits, and doth make the bones of the long-departed dance again, perhaps it should bear mention that the kingdom seems to be lacking a proper wizard.

Equipped with the tools of the trade, from boiling cauldrons to freshly unearthed burials, with bats and ghosts that fly by my desire, I shall make myself available.

Oh yeah, and I do happen to have a pretty mean dungeon, too.

 

[mermie]

Yup, that's true. He DOES have a VERY nice dungeon.

But one should beware of the giant with the fog horn. Isn't that right, Sir Eddie?

I myself played the role of a good witch with a slight British accent named Edna.

 

[Engr-Chas]

I, Engr-Chas (Hades), King of the Dead, Lord of the Underworld, Ruler of the Wealth (Read your Mythology!) do hereby decree that I will recognize yonst Kingdom of the vestments of the boas.

I shall parley with Queen LLM a royal alliance in that our kingdoms shall unit to conquer the world fromest topped to bottomed (I havenst the bottomed locked upped). I shall recognized the Queen's Royal Court in the samed manored and her Majesty shall recognized mined (I shall keep them frometh wreaking).

I shall joineth thee in your ritualistic costumingeth and weared a boa around my royal necketh, but mined said boa shall be that of a cool green mist (with a few creepy crawlers in it) as for feathers and fire donest mixid well (hey, my hair is NOT out!)

Long rule the alliance of the Kingdom of the Boas and Kingdom of the Underworld (closet??) Boas!!!

His Highness,
King Engr-Chas

BTW: The Romans called me DIS!!!!

 

[Perdita&Pongo]

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Just waiteth until the Queen gets a loadeth of thisith!!------

~Lady Nancy~

 

[BeautyLLM]

Sir Engr-Chas,

Forgive me if I do not do the Dance of Joy upon your proposal of a Royal Alliance, but this Queen (who hast been called both high maintainance and the slicer of royal bologna) must wonder what ulterior motives you are concealing. Are you sincere in your desire to bring our realms together in peace? Are there to be consequences if I refuse? Being a fair and giving Queen, I shall entertain further explanations... but you must understand that my duty as Queen is to make sure the Realm is happy and joyous, not at risk by the darkest of forces. By way of concession, I will admit that you look quite smashing in your ethereal boa, but would suggest that you lose the creepy crawlies....

I await you response.

 

[perndwler]

Your Majesty, I think you hurt his feelings..........

 

[Engr-Chas]

Majesty,

Your skepticism about my motives is well taken. I have been known to be a pin shark at times and I also have been known to sling some mudd (or bologna) and to fly into fits of rage but hey look at who I am!

You also showed a bit of the green eyed monster when you mocked me by putting me in charge of the latrines. So we both have had our dark moments. But hey, I am a fun guy If you do the dance of joy I will do the happy dance

If you choose not to form this alliance, I will BURN EVERY BOA FROM THE NECKS OF YOUR ROYAL COURT {....calming down...breath slowly...think of my happy place...rage subsiding...thats better} Sorry about that. My anger management courses are really paying off. There will be NO consequences if you decide not to accept my offer. I will just take off my boa go back to the underworld and...sniff sniff...take it out on one of my minions.

respectfully yours,

King Engr-Chas

 

[Raulandpinboy]

I say bringith him aboardith I sir Ed being marriedith for over 40 years... oh sorryith 19 years (seems like 40)

Welcome a little death every now and then. Besides I think he's really sorry he insulted the royal queen.

If he pledges true loyalty to the queen of the living boa brigade, and if he can promise me some sort of management position in the land of the dead… I'm thinking VP of the dammed or President of human resources they are really dead even in the realm of the living.

I say bringith him on boardith, and you know the green boa sorta fits.

But keep in mind blue dude, if this is a trick to get to our queen I'll sicith the wife on you, and then you'll be sorry. you think your dead now ha ha and double ha you aint seen nothing yet.

And beside he is taking the same anger managment courses as I am... Hey I'm okay your okay.

 

[Engr-Chas]

Sir Ed,

I chose the misty green boa to show my allegence to the Queen, or was it because it went well with my hair?? Well anywho, one vote for me!

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Dead