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[PolynesianLily]

10 minutes Russia to score some goals?
NOOOOOO!

 

[PolynesianLily]

:d

 

[nerdylightbulb]

Oh Lord. I just can’t tear the moon from the stars tonight, twist my arm like a knife tonight. And if you wanna leave that’s alright. Well, I’ll just turn these tears into wine.

 

[BeyondHorizons]

I like the name of this thread :]
jsyk

 

[I Am What I Am]

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping.


Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are
documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
3. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
4. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
6. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
7. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
8. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
9. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
10. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
11. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
12. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
    
    And last, but certainly not least:
13. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

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LOL

Was this a Wal-Mart? xD

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Ha I love Friends.

 

[I Am What I Am]

 

[LetsRiot298]

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping.


Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are
documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
   
2. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
   
3. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
   
4. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
   
5. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
   
6. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
   
7. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
   
8. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
   
9. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
   
10. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
    
11. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
    
12. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
    
    And last, but certainly not least:
    
13. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

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LOL

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[Mrs. Chamberlain]

Bleh. I'm still not in a good mood

 

[PolynesianLily]

Perry the Platypus

 

[PolynesianLily]

2 months and 1 week D:

 

[PolynesianLily]

 

[PolynesianLily]

 

[PolynesianLily]

Phine-droids and Fer-bots

 

[PolynesianLily]

I don't know why i'm watching Handy Manny, but I watch it every morning, haha!

 

[yellowlabforever]

I think I didn't get an email because
1. I'm 18
2. I'm from Montana, someone from a larger state population could have the invitation instead of me.
3. I put the last option... I knew there was something fishy about that.

All three factors probably contributed. But I'll get to play the game anyways, soon.

EDITS: Oh and it's one more month until my New York trip... I get to tour Julliard with the orchestra and eat in the cafeteria!

 

[PolynesianLily]

I think I might listen to Space Mountain themed music.

 

[PolynesianLily]

Or I might go make some tea, then do some Psychology work.

 

[marypops!]

I didn't get an email either, but i'm not from the USA, so that makes sense.

 

[marypops!]

http://www.doctoroz.com/videos/facing-triangle-death